Tuesday, December 19, 2006
Fishhead

I can't tell what's driving me to distraction more, the fantastic dual cleavite on display or seeing Tarantino 'Bag's creepyass hand gripping the sultry diamond on the right's arm. Fishhead needs to be wrapped up in yesterday's newspaper and put in a freezer somewhere. That chin alone deserves a Douchie Award.
Although now that I think about it, ChinBags may be one of the most competitive Douchie categories we have. There have to have been at least thirty or thirty five douche chins in the past few months alone.
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What a ridiculous photo. Ridiculous tits, ridiculous hotness in the facial regions, ridiculous hand gesture, ridiculous douchebag.
For the record, the shocker is most effective with 2 of 3 consecutive digits, leaving the middle of the three knuckled. One gets more reach and therefore more flexibility to apply said move and the unused finger can be used for taint stimulation. Enjoy.
For the record, the shocker is most effective with 2 of 3 consecutive digits, leaving the middle of the three knuckled. One gets more reach and therefore more flexibility to apply said move and the unused finger can be used for taint stimulation. Enjoy.
If McSneery squeezes hottie to his left a little harder, her fun bags would pop right out. But, it's oh so Douchey NOT to share. He'll go home later, masturbate his 2" penis and ejaculate .005 grams of semen onto her nipple.
I'm upset by this photo. The hottie on the right is just so my type. I wonder if she knows it? Can she feel me sitting here in the library staring at her, wondering how I can attempt to find out her address, all of her favorite cat names and memorize her work and gym schedules so we can sync up? I really like the way she dresses, and her knee dimples. I'd max out my Discover card just to alphabetize her CDs.
With all due respect to newbag, I'm pretty sure the one on the right hasn't been a "girl" all her life.
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