Stupid blogger software. Bunch of douchebags. Hopefully it's working again.
 

There is no way this girl new that this hobbit was in the picture- he clearly snuck up right before it was taken, She is kinda hot, but her TORI SPELLING cleavage is hideous and cavernous.
 

dont look now hot girl
uncle fester is trying
to smell your panties

Vapidly, she smiled...
Peter Lorre's bastard son
Slipped her a rufie

AND a double Haiku:

In a fairy tale,
Kiss a frog and it shall turn
Into a prince... BUT
In a fairy tale,
Let sed frog dry hump your back...
Turns into a douche
 

vomit vomit puke
puke puke puke puke puke vomit
hurl puke vomit puke.
 

The Wedding Douche
_______________

Could there be a setting more perfectly created for all things douche?

Look at this fatty groomsman bag here, laying his U of Minnesota frat game all over Ally McSanchez. Take away the makeup, the cheap dress and that Target belt and she could look more like Secretariat than Tori Spelling. But tonight she's a chewy protein skin snack I'd like to swoosh around in my mouth like a fine Burgundy. Kappa Sig Douche's smugass grin makes me want to run him over with a rusty, 1973 John Deer Thresher.
 

That guy has doll-hair!! Hair plugs for the douche!!!!!!
 

Hair club for men 'bag,
We know that is your cousin.
And you smell of poo.


Amerigo Vesdouchey
(the douchebag formerly known as Mos' Douche)
 

Oh and I just noticed this douche bears a striking resemblance to Billy Bob as a retard in Slingblade.

Amerigo Vesdouchey
 

Happy Friday bitches!
Here's mine:

Of all the douchebags...
you could bring to the party...
why this bald fat slob.

Or how 'bout this:

Hair plugs look like pubes...
big gut, can't find his penis...
that's why she feels safe!

See you monday bitches.
 

oh, terri hatcher,
with belt of thousand sparkles;
why sit on his lap?
 

Ribcage 'twixt your tits,
I know one thing for certain,
Them puppies ain't real.
 

One thing's for certain
that nose aint' original
but who cares? Yummy.
 

Al Capone has his mits all over this dandy piece of suburban-Philadelphia entertainment. She makes me long for times when I wasn't lonely and drunk, times when I would have gladly thrown myself down a flight of stairs to see her topless. Well, here I am, engaged in self-congress imagining if this douchebag gave her the East German Water Cannon later that night.
 

We really need to come up with a cleavite-type word for that variety of cleavage. I can't really think of anything at the moment (too in love with The Newt's hottie)--how about "clearidge"?
 

Bad douche moon rising
Partly hid by skinny chick
Grant us full eclipse

Art of the Douche
 

big dollar hair plugs,
nine-to-five gig works for me;
is that a mole on her breast?
 

grinning hummer mouth
letting Pudge, the bald mule, touch
billing him two g's
 

You can kinda see her nipple starting to peak out
 

did somebody run into a shampoo commercial? the hottie's hair is awesome, but the douche isn't supposed to be there.
 

Hey people--

I used to know this guy when he had alot more hair and I could not see me reflection in his scalp. His forehead looks like it is neverending or resembles a big screen tv that movies can be viewed on. Can we start a fund for him to join the hair club for men. He can't look any worse than he does now. The fact that the chick is not that bad looking even makes anyone realize he is that much uglier. What a PIG!!! oink oink
 

tbag
 

kid better stick to playn star wars with his bro.
 

he went from dork status to humiliation status.