Friday, December 15, 2006

 

Friday Haiku


Sha na na greasebag,
The 50s are over, choad,
Hands off my night nurse.

Comments:
British rocker douche,
You can afford girl earrings,
Please buy some shirt sleeves.
 
Got earings and gel
Saving for my tribal 'tat
Wow, she's not running

Danny Bonnadouchey
 
retinas detached,
numbness from the waist on down,
nurse with a whistle?
 
it's all fun and games
until i puke all over
so i need a nurse
 
gel gel gel gel gel
gel douche douche gel gel gel gel
douche douche douche gel gel
 
my perfect woman
not only are you gorgeus
your standards are low

My fantasy of
that girl elliot from 'Scrubs'
ruined by a scrote
 
Is this post-punk poseur actually flashing a rubber? The goast of Sid Vicious needs to manifest 'imself and staple this tools's nutsack to his forehead.

what duality,
the naughtiest of nurse's,
and Green Day's poop.
 
Is this fucktard mid-hand gesture? Is that a bus pass in his hand?
Seeing this is about as fun as flagpole sitting.
 
Damn it! This Sha-na-numbnuts has me so pissed off, I screwed up my meter...

what duality,
the naughtiest of nurse's,
and Green Day's feces.

..there, that's better.
 
Don't run, BvD
This douchebag is my brother
Time for your exam
 
best Sha-na-na reference ever.
 
Why, hello there, nurse!
Why don't you treat me at home?
Fucking hilarious!
 
ugh, i suck at haiku.

change that last line to:

That is NOT funny!
 
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