Thursday, December 07, 2006
Full House
Looks like John Stamos and that tall guy from "Full House" turned into a couple of 'bags lately, although I do love the Olsen Twins all grown up and enhanced.
This is what we call a classic double decker 'bag sandwich. They have this on the menu at the Carnegie on 7th Ave. I recommend the soup and 1/2 'bag sandwich with a Dr. Brown's Black Cherry and a side order of the 'slaw. Mmmm... deli food.
As to Stamos 'Bag, I'd toss this dimpley little pudwad off a moving train, Dennis Hopper style.
And what's with the background drapes? Are they in a Moroccan whorehouse? Wait, don't answer that. Kills the fantasy.
# posted by Douchebag1 @ 8:08 AM 
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And forgot to remove the methamphetamine drip from her arm, too, if her eyes are any indication.
-Douce, PhB(ag)
-Douce, PhB(ag)
# posted by 
: 9:10 AM
: 9:10 AM 
Is that nail polish on his pinkie?!? Or did he pop a blood vessel while wackin"
# posted by : 9:52 AM
: 9:52 AM
that "tall guy" to which you refer would be bob saget.
however, i must say the guy on the left looks more like eric estrada, or Ponch of Chips fame.
i don't think the olsen twins could hold a candle to these fine p.'s o.a. they're too gargoylish, whereas these chicks are hotter than hot.
however, i must say the guy on the left looks more like eric estrada, or Ponch of Chips fame.
i don't think the olsen twins could hold a candle to these fine p.'s o.a. they're too gargoylish, whereas these chicks are hotter than hot.
Maybe there should be a separate celebrity douche category? If a douche is famous is he more or less douchey than a rank and file civilian douche? Is a celeb's douchitude proportionate to his fame?
I'm still having nightsweats about that white rapper douche with the braces, wearing a t-shirt with a hideous airbrushed likeness of his douchey self. That cretin would be alltime hall of fame but his (albeit minor) celeb status made it seem unjustified somehow.
I am confused.
I'm still having nightsweats about that white rapper douche with the braces, wearing a t-shirt with a hideous airbrushed likeness of his douchey self. That cretin would be alltime hall of fame but his (albeit minor) celeb status made it seem unjustified somehow.
I am confused.
# posted by : 10:22 AM
: 10:22 AM
The chic in the blue deserves a dirty sanchez. She's almost as annoying as that Last of The Mohicans Scrote on her right.
Basically this is a shot of two douches finding their soul skeezes. Awww. Makes you almost want to cry tears of blood.
Basically this is a shot of two douches finding their soul skeezes. Awww. Makes you almost want to cry tears of blood.
# posted by : 10:35 AM
: 10:35 AM
Crazy look or not, I wouldn't say no to the brunette. I got a little 2-ball compound that will make her teeth even whiter...
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DOn Jaun de la Douche
# posted by : 4:10 PM
: 4:10 PM
I'm trying to focus on blondie, but the glare of stomach boobs keeps pulling me over. That and chub-bags dimples.
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# posted by : 4:27 PM
: 4:27 PM
That gravity-bludgeoned skank on the left makes my ballsack go all knuckly. I'm actually hoping she's not entirely human (like, maybe from Greenland). Not for me, but for any aliens who might be looking at the site. I mean, shit.
The bag on the left appears to be topping over, anyway. Timberrrr, douchebag, timberrr.
The bag on the left appears to be topping over, anyway. Timberrrr, douchebag, timberrr.
# posted by : 4:47 PM
: 4:47 PM
1985 Silicone bitch with the 98 teeth scares the living crap out of me.
I am never leaving the home again.
Jesus Christ.
I am never leaving the home again.
Jesus Christ.
# posted by : 10:21 PM
: 10:21 PM
Full House? More Like Full Mouth.
Of puke. Does anybody have any
decapitation videos of douche bags
with "faux hawks"? Someone has to put a stop to that shit. A video of
one of them getting there head sawed off while The Exploited is blaring on a stereo in the backgrond would be a good start.
Im just saying.
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Of puke. Does anybody have any
decapitation videos of douche bags
with "faux hawks"? Someone has to put a stop to that shit. A video of
one of them getting there head sawed off while The Exploited is blaring on a stereo in the backgrond would be a good start.
Im just saying.
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