Sunday, December 31, 2006
Happy 17 A.G.!!
As we enter the year 17 A.G. (After Greico), I hope all of our parties end up like this roasted turd chestnut. With sixteen hotties all drinking from the classic Ubiquitous Red Cup, and one skeezy scrote who's more interested in the camera than the perfect munchy leg he's perching on.
It can't be good to want to tie this feral slice of small intestine to a ball of metallic razor blades and roll him down a hill. That can't be a positive emotion heading into a New Years, which is supposed to be about change, and uplift and positivity.
Feh. Screw positivity. Lets chain up Grinny McCheese to a tractor pull and go bear hunting.
One question: Is the 7-11 Big Gulp Red Cup the Ferrarri of Ubiquitous Red Cups?
# posted by Douchebag1 @ 9:15 AM 
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That's a sleek red cup with a nice aftermarket Magnaflow straw. Too bad chinny mcgreese a)can't tell the difference between a work shirt & a casual shirts, clearly he's not at work b)hasnt quite perfected DB hand sign #23, c)is clearly more interested in having a photo w. hot chicks than actually trying to score one for the night.
What happened here, Fred Savage grew up, got a job as a day trader and fell into a banquette full of quality action? I hope my New Year is as good.
The second from the left or the second from the right would appear to be prime beef. Me? I'd maybe, just maybe, talk to the ugliest one, then get some sand kicked in my face Charles Atlas style and go back to working on my blog that my mom reads.
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: 4:15 PM
: 4:15 PM
"Blow White & The Seven Yums."
Still trying to figure out if this guy's a douche. Hmmm....
That 80's shirt is so "American Psycho" that it stands out enough. The haircut that so many sport nowadays is just like Philip J. Fry's from "Futurama". Hasn't changed one damned bit in seven years.
And those teeth....I think they're for keeping prey in.
All in all, if I were to see him, I wouldn't think he was a douche. But then again...those hotties and red cups. Anyone who finds himself in that situation, no matter how hot the girlies, got himself there by his own doing.
Still trying to figure out if this guy's a douche. Hmmm....
That 80's shirt is so "American Psycho" that it stands out enough. The haircut that so many sport nowadays is just like Philip J. Fry's from "Futurama". Hasn't changed one damned bit in seven years.
And those teeth....I think they're for keeping prey in.
All in all, if I were to see him, I wouldn't think he was a douche. But then again...those hotties and red cups. Anyone who finds himself in that situation, no matter how hot the girlies, got himself there by his own doing.
I hope y'all have a good new year's. I for one will be avoiding amateur night at the bars tonight and enjoying my back porch and litre of black velvet, where i don't anticipate running into any douche bags. i will be dodging the occasional errant bottle rocket from the white trash neighbor's yard.
If you're going out tonight, please take my advice:
Drive fast and take chances.
Thus sayeth dooshee in accordance with the prophecy.
If you're going out tonight, please take my advice:
Drive fast and take chances.
Thus sayeth dooshee in accordance with the prophecy.
I thought those shirts went out of style after the post-grunge backlash of 1997.
# posted by : 5:44 PM
: 5:44 PM
This guy has too much hair for this to be a "Make A Wish" event. I can't tell where they are or what the situation could conceivably be.
Love red pumps.
Maybe this is some weird orthodontic patient reunion party.
Goofy 'bag...decent hot chicks with incredibly straight white teeth.
Speaking of AG 17, what about a HCwD calendar? We've got New Year's where we welcome a new AG year. We've got Bleeth's B-day in June (I think.) We've got Pat's Day in December. We could use about six to ten more celebrations for the year. Any ideas?
Love red pumps.
Maybe this is some weird orthodontic patient reunion party.
Goofy 'bag...decent hot chicks with incredibly straight white teeth.
Speaking of AG 17, what about a HCwD calendar? We've got New Year's where we welcome a new AG year. We've got Bleeth's B-day in June (I think.) We've got Pat's Day in December. We could use about six to ten more celebrations for the year. Any ideas?
# posted by : 8:01 PM
: 8:01 PM
The 7-11 Big Gulp is, in fact, one of the XT series of SUVs from International Navistar. Google it. Love it. If you ever need to haul 12,000 pounds of stuff to your next tailgate this is the one. These are the only vehicles with a cupholder that holds a Big Gulp. Well, these and "The Homer" from Powell Motors, but it never saw production. Oh, and the Canyonero, of course.
# posted by : 8:22 PM
: 8:22 PM
Happy New Year to all 'bags and 'bag hunters. I count myself in the 'bag category.
May all of you get some anonymous poon and may you ever avoid Douche Lee, because that thing WILL fucking ruin your game.
Big ups and shout out to the DB1 for making my ass crack up these last couple months. You are a genius, good sir.
May all of you get some anonymous poon and may you ever avoid Douche Lee, because that thing WILL fucking ruin your game.
Big ups and shout out to the DB1 for making my ass crack up these last couple months. You are a genius, good sir.
who here has included something along the lines of "STUFF THE DOUCHEBAG SCOURGE INTO THAT 7-11 BIG GULP RED CUP AND REMOVE IT FROM THE FACE OF THE EARTH!!!1!!1!" (if the 7-11 Big Gulp is indeed all that it is, this will be very good news) or "FUCK EVEN MORE HOTTIES THAN SHOWN IN THAT PIC OF PURE MADNESS!!!11!!1!!!!" in their New Year resolutions? i know i have.
# posted by : 5:10 PM
: 5:10 PM
Why in the sam hell is he not looking at the bevy of brunettes behind him? Especially the one in gray (Grade A+ Prime Beef...jeezus).
# posted by : 8:53 PM
: 8:53 PM
I fuckin know this kid! hes from my hometown and goes to my college. On facebook- Alex Brao- its his default picture. The girl straight above his head is Amy Gregory, and the girl to her right is Arielle.
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