Perhaps the current breed of young men feels a sense of irony about wearing dogtags for fashion. Unlike previous generations who wore them on the beaches of Iwo Jima and the jungles of Cambodia, the dogtag's habitat these days is night clubs, White Castles and apparently boats. Hence it's ubiuquity among idle, greasy douchebags like this one.
Maybe it's my syphilis acting up, but looking at this is causing a sharp pain in my dome. The HCs are so hot and the douche is so soft and runny. I'd like to see his yolk frying on her hot abdominal griddle.
 

This one hurts. Those are two fabulous females that i yearn for! Yearn! All that's in the way is this bag. Why this guy feels it necessary to wear dog tags and a wristband (??) while swimming is beyond me. But then again, my lack of comprehension for such behaviour is the difference between why I have photos of a blowup doll and myself, while he has this....laughing at me....stop laughing you damn dirty scrote!

Douchehunter
 

The one on the left is not exactly what I'd call a "hot chick." She is damn scary, man.
 

... and by left, I mean... his left.
Ah, damn it, I meant, the scary one on the right. "Elvis" sunglasses were not meant to be placed on a woman's face.
 

Wow, looks suspiciously like an ex of mine ... I better go make sure he's not douching it up ...
 

oh dear another boat pic? snobs.

by the way is he holding something that the hotties would eventually stick in his ass? hmm.
 

Is the enormous sunglasses fad over yet? Too many times have I been duped by what appears to be a stunner, then the enormous sunglasses are removed only to reveal the girl looks more like Mumra from Thundercats than a hot chick.
 

Blogger publishing is frozen again this morning so updates are on hold prob for an hour or so. Man I need a drink.
 

Mum-Ra Liiiiiives! Sword of Omens, give me sight beyond sight! The likely reason that I cannot get hot chicks is because I remember too much random shit like that.

Unfortunately, the enormous sunglasses fad still reigns supreme. Go to Manhattan and you will drown in a sea of them. That and checkered Airwalks. Funny how NY is supposedly some sort of fashion mecca, yet everyone tries to look like each other.
 

"such behaviour is the difference between why I have photos of a blowup doll and myself" ... classic comment anonymous!

His White Pride sign makes this douche all the more a dirty scrotum.