Tuesday, December 05, 2006
HCwDotM Voting Still Open
Douchestar Runner asks a good question in regards to the HCwDotM voting:
DB1--correct me if I'm wrong here, but the 4 pictures here are the only things we're voting on, right? A 'bag's previous pictures, myspace pages, testimonials from friends, etc... should not be criteria used for voting.
That is correct. Extratextual information should not inform the voting process, however if a 'bag has made previous appearances on this site in other pics (like Pat, or W.C.), it is acceptable to take that into secondary consideration.
However the power of the HCwD pic should lie in the total emotional experience of just that pic. On its own. So whomever "Pat" is in real life should not affect your vote so much as whether Pat, or the 'Bagsgiver or BloomBag make you most want to slam your head in a car-door while dreaming of his hottie's creamy thighs.
And no changing votes. I got enough problems trying to add up the tally without higher math getting involved. But god damn, that's a funny-ass thread. Some genius comments in there. A definite classic.
# posted by Douchebag1 @ 10:54 AM 
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There's a hottie there in those Ray-Ban knockoffs. I need that Esper machine that Deckard uses in Blade Runner; I think there's a pixel's worth of nipple showing on the hottie. I gotta see it.
# posted by 
: 11:57 AM
: 11:57 AM
Well, so as not to confuse the count in the thread below, I won't undo my vote there. But I definitely voted for Pat because of extraneous reasons, and I'm sorry. (The extraneous reason being: web evidence shows that Pat and his HC are cousins--and I was so relieved he's not actually getting a piece of that sweet lanky skanky Jersey stripper I cast my vote for him. But honestly, competition considerations apart, you have to follow the myspace links to see Pat with the rest of his family--his brother is a Pat look-alike and it's extremely unnerving to see the two of them side-by-side in fraternal doucheyness, inherited from the skeezy dad. Maybe future douchologists could use the genetic information from this family to engineer the antibodies that will forever protect sweet HCs from the bleeth, and Pat will have provided humankind with a great service.)
# posted by : 3:13 PM
: 3:13 PM
I often fantasize about the pain involved in sanding off craptastic tattoos like the ones this fucktard is sporting.
Notwithstanding my boiling hatred for this jackass, the sole reason I will be able to sleep tonight is that, regardless of the fact that as BVD says above, there's a hottie taking that photo, I'm assuming she's so entirely brain-damaged or otherwise bleethed to resort to using a flash at the beach.
I sincerely hope that during tonight's slumber I dream about his horrific demise, preferably via hammerhead.
Notwithstanding my boiling hatred for this jackass, the sole reason I will be able to sleep tonight is that, regardless of the fact that as BVD says above, there's a hottie taking that photo, I'm assuming she's so entirely brain-damaged or otherwise bleethed to resort to using a flash at the beach.
I sincerely hope that during tonight's slumber I dream about his horrific demise, preferably via hammerhead.
# posted by : 7:16 PM
: 7:16 PM
I don't really care that Pat and the blonde bomber are cousins - she's still hot (and 10x hotter after seeing her Myspace) and he's still a douchebag.
You should post the pic of Pat's family photo as HCwD - his mom is some serious MILFage, and of course he is a douchebag.
Don Jaun de la Douche
You should post the pic of Pat's family photo as HCwD - his mom is some serious MILFage, and of course he is a douchebag.
Don Jaun de la Douche
# posted by : 7:56 PM
: 7:56 PM
Could someone link the afore mentioned Myspace page(s) so that I can see Pat's hot cousin and his mother the MILF?
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