Monday, December 04, 2006
Jiffy Pop
I remember back at summer camp when we'd sit around the campfire popping Jiffy Pops on the flames, and the aluminum popcorn bag would slowly form into the shape of this scrote's head.
Okay, hottie isn't that hot, but she does have a fantastic back. But there was no way Jiffy Pop shouldn't get some douchespect on the site, what with exploding hair and the horrifying red-silk-shirt and black-tie combo that went out when Robert Palmer died (RIP).
Not to mention that drink. What male organism this side of Pat holds a drink like that?
EDIT: Damn, if Rogue is under age, I'm getting old. She looks 19 to me.
# posted by Douchebag1 @ 12:41 PM 
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i think you're already donning night train goggles, and i estimate it to be only 1:15 your time. she's not remotely hot. i'm thinking tori spelling.
good call on the d.b., though.
good call on the d.b., though.
At first I thought the 'bag might just be obscuring her rack, but sadly, no. Can somebody photoshop a surfer onto his head? Christ, what a scrote.
I see our DB is enjoying a little of the Ted Stroehmann Brand Hair Gel popularized by orthopedic surgeon Mary Jensen nearly 10 years ago.
This little surfboard isn't so bad. Don't knock it until you've waxed and ridden it, I say.
This little surfboard isn't so bad. Don't knock it until you've waxed and ridden it, I say.
# posted by 
: 3:12 PM
: 3:12 PM
So what is Lyle Lovett's son doing out with a piece of paper. Oh wait, that's not a piece of paper, it's some super skinny blonde chick. This chick isn't the hottest thing I've ever seen, but I'm really diggin' her for some reason and I'm not really sure why.
And speaking of Lyle Lovett I found what could be actual proof that he is an alien. This picture of him doesn't even look human. His mouth is like 15 miles wide and it's just damn creepy.
http://www.worth1000.com/entries/18000/18460_w.jpg
And speaking of Lyle Lovett I found what could be actual proof that he is an alien. This picture of him doesn't even look human. His mouth is like 15 miles wide and it's just damn creepy.
http://www.worth1000.com/entries/18000/18460_w.jpg
# posted by : 5:47 PM
: 5:47 PM
Holy bulimia, someone put some IV dextrose into that girl STAT, she's one self-induced puke away from becoming 2D. Could be hot though, if she wasn't a cardboard cutout.
# posted by : 8:34 AM
: 8:34 AM
oh my got, he's like a bad cartoon of a corperate douchebag.
OKOK, she has no tits, or rather tits, but no boobs, but damn those eyes are SOOO sexy. Ill bet she's MUCH hotter in person
OKOK, she has no tits, or rather tits, but no boobs, but damn those eyes are SOOO sexy. Ill bet she's MUCH hotter in person
# posted by : 12:38 PM
: 12:38 PM
she looks like she's got the good times body. hot lips pretty face etc. as for this DB, it looks like he "something about mary"'ed himself before heading out
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