Wednesday, December 20, 2006
Jim the Coffee Scrote

We haven't had a lot of Office 'bags on the site, those everyday scrotes who make all the women in the office feel uncomfortable and then bust out the douchebag moves at the office holiday party or when out drinking.
Office 'bags, like Jim the Coffee Scrote here, are stage-1 'bags, basically on the level of a tonguebag or awkward nerdbag. Like the many high school 'baglings we've seen, office 'bags aren't remotely on the greased up shiny forehead and excessive bling level yet. But they want to be. Just like Jim here.
As to the lineup of barely 18 hotties, I will simply thank God for miniskirts and call it a day.
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I this this is miscategorized. He's not simply an office scrote, this picture is not in the office setting. He's the older guy perving on the young ones.
This guy is simply the older brother of one of these hotties- still living at home and working it as a part time cell phone salesman. Got to support the greasy stache though.
is that wine to the left? and did anyone catch those monster poster hands to the right about to squeeze the scrote out of one of the fur coat douchettes?
-dbagsupreme
-dbagsupreme
This is out of control. His douchitude is exacerbated by the cheesy, dime-a-dozen Borat look he's going for. I'm sure these chicks have had to hear his and all his cubicle mates' stupid fucking Borat impersonations. Furthermore, I am loving the low-cut shorts.
Ok, first off I submitted this one, and can assure all you fellow bag haters that this lanky shit stain is not much older than any of these chicks, he is 25, maybe 26. They are all def. over 21. He is for sure a Borat 'bag, no offense to Borat, man he is hilarious. I dont know whats going on with that damn watch he is sporting, it looks like he worked at Waffle House for 25 years and thats his retirement present. Although he is certainly no Glinty or Yellowtail, I can personally guarantee all of you that he exudes douche in every way.
Forget the Borat'bag, I just wanna fuck every sweet part of the blondie's face who's standing right behind him, my god she is something. What the hell are they looking at that he isn't?
Don Juan de la Douche
Don Juan de la Douche
Yeah right it was a costume party?? Why are you defending this Douche? Wait, you probably are this Douche!!!!
FYI........ You will always be a DOUCHE!!!!!!!
FYI........ You will always be a DOUCHE!!!!!!!
This guy has put some serious time into perfecting the art of the Douche. I for one would like to meet this Douche and challenge him to a Douche Off!
The girls may have been there for a costume party but this guy was there in usual attire straight from the cubicle. What a Douche!
C-Power is this real guy's name. Scrote Boy never sweat on any of those Jaba's. He is actually a bigtime 6'7 sweater. He holds the world record for most girls sweat on without satisfying any of them. I would like to say that he is Scrote Salad Fingers to me and his place on this website is well deserverd. A douche for the ages
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