Thursday, December 07, 2006
The Newt
For halloween next year, I'm going as this creepbag. No outward signs of douchebaggery, but just skeezy enough to make me feel uncomfortable even being in his digital pixelated presence.
But why am I really posting this pic?
Hottie.
She is as clear as an unmuddied lake. As clear as an azure sky of deepest summer. I want to listen to Beethoven and dance to Gene Kelly movies. I'd even suffer the Ludavico technique just to watch films of her parents playing chess.
In short, I'd nuzzle her goodness for a weekend, then take a long nap.
# posted by Douchebag1 @ 8:01 AM 
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Could be a cancer patient, or a recent graduate of basic training. That would explain the lack of hair. Not sure either of those would excuse the awful shirt and desperate stare, however.
Douche, PhB(ag)
Douche, PhB(ag)
# posted by 
: 9:08 AM
: 9:08 AM
I think there was another bag to the left of her that someone photoshopped out. Poorly.
And, to quote So I Married an Axe Murderer: "That boy's head is like sputnik. Spherical, but quite pointy at parts."
And, to quote So I Married an Axe Murderer: "That boy's head is like sputnik. Spherical, but quite pointy at parts."
This is your typical "closet crinkle-cut cueball" DB, who doesn't want his doucheness discovered. Especially now that there is help, like this site, in spotting them.
How did I deduce this douche's douchosity? The ol' Douchebag Proverb, "He that springs up out of nowhere to push some hottie's beautiful face into some contraption on a wall just so he can feel her titties against him ... is a douchebag!" rings true here.
How did I deduce this douche's douchosity? The ol' Douchebag Proverb, "He that springs up out of nowhere to push some hottie's beautiful face into some contraption on a wall just so he can feel her titties against him ... is a douchebag!" rings true here.
# posted by : 9:47 AM
: 9:47 AM
Mitch--yeah, there's something really messed up with this pic, definitely some bad photoshopping goin' on.
She seems to be missing a large bunch of hair on the left there.
Even so, I'm gonna say she's still better off in the hair department than cue-'bag.
She seems to be missing a large bunch of hair on the left there.
Even so, I'm gonna say she's still better off in the hair department than cue-'bag.
PFC Joker there is pushing her up against some kind of doorframe, piece of furniture, or what have you. As near as I can tell. Damn you all for making me think about this.
Filtered image of the unlucky lady:
http://img245.imageshack.us/img245/5021/db12012ix5filteredao6.jpg
Filtered image of the unlucky lady:
http://img245.imageshack.us/img245/5021/db12012ix5filteredao6.jpg
# posted by : 2:47 PM
: 2:47 PM
Wow, David Hyde Pierce must have pulled out all his hair when he learned that his acting career on Frasier was all the 15 minutes of fame he'll get.
Don Jaun de la Douche
Don Jaun de la Douche
# posted by : 4:08 PM
: 4:08 PM
If this 'bag isn't a landlord already, he's bound to become one soon. He not only doesn't deserve this SweeTart, he needs to be punished for even breathing in the same atmosphere as her.
I'm thinking a quick date: his head and an industrial press.
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I'm thinking a quick date: his head and an industrial press.
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