"Say what you will about setting a douchebag's face on fire, at least it's an ethos."

The Douche Abides.
 

and...i 99.99% guarantee that guy is a tranny on weeknights.
 

I think he is showing the recoil of shooting the camera with his finger gun. Well played sir. Well played.
 

Who let Gallum out of his cage? Damn little rascal, now he's snatched up a hottie as his precious! He has found some shades to hide his identity at the club. All someone needs to do is read his dogtags and they will uncover his true self. A true douche will never leave his dogtags at home!

Douchehunter
 

Store bought dogtags = supreme douchery at it's finest. I'm comforted by the fact that this bag's gayer than a Maypole dance. Ho, this is Mo. Mo, this is Ho.
 

This guy seems to be an off douchebag. He's got the sunglasses indoors, choker necklace, douche bling, but everything is off. He inspires laughter instead of rage or envy that the best douches instill. He can't even get a douchy gesture right.

What a douche!
 

wise words DB1...wise words
 

This is the ugliest mofo douchebag I've ever seen. It's a sad day indeed when girl next door hottie succumbs to such a heroin bag's scrotiness.
 

Ugly is an understatement for this bag.
He looks like a young Osama Bin Laden without the flea infested beard and doo rag.
As for the vanilla cup cake,
I loves me some scandinavian booty shakers.
Skeets Skeets Skeets Skeets!
 

Kinda has a Jeff Goldblum in "The Fly" thing going on ...
 

Wow, I'm seriously disturbed by this douche. Him and Pat need to have a love child.
 

if sara plain and tall would move maybe we could get a glimpse of miss Pink in the background and hopefully salvage something from this wretched hawk staring and pointing his tallons at me.
 

Here we have an anthrodouchilist's dream find. Not since Socrates surfaced in the excavation near Trenton has a specimen so closely-resembled douche in its true form. His accessorizing and ethno-changing dye job confirm everything this site assumed during the hypothesis phase of it conception.
The greatness of this photo is made not only by his filthy purity but by the contrasting perfection of the HC. Like a 62-yard field goal, something this awful/perfect doesn't come along every day but when it does it's a ball-clobbering kick.
 

Might this be the frontrunner for HCwDotM: December? I know it's a little premature and he hasn't yet made it through the HCwDotW preliminaries, but Ye Gods, just look at him. Dog tags AND a pucca shell necklace AND not fewer than 3 visible finger accessories? C'mon, this scrote has got to get a number 1 seed heading into the tournament.

23 Skidouche
 

Looks like Eartha Kitt was impregnated by Satan and the result was this demonic offspring.
 

say what u will about the tenets of national socialism...at leest its an ethos.


you pull that shit again. u pull your peice out on the lanes. ill take it away from u and stick it up your ass and pull the fuckin trigger till it goes
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