Actually, as bewildering as it seems, Socrates appears to be running away with it (undeservedly so). I'm flummoxed, as I reckoned Pat the hands-down winner. Just something about his seemingly permanent facial expression that screams,"I'm a douche bag and I don't give a fuck...In fact I love being a mega-douche"...and it seems to work for him as he is consistently in the company of uber-hot strumpets.

As for the douche pictured here...it appears someone couldn't handle is doucheosity and broke his nose. I thank whoever did this on behalf of everyone who would have liked to but was not present to deliver the blow.
 

Oh, no. Stop it. Stop the insanity. She looks 14. Ultimate douchebag is one who goes for the young ones.

Anon
 

Agreed, this scrote could easily be in the running for HCWDoTM. It's insane. There's so much xmas bag in the air, I want to douse myself in gasoline and roll around in some styrofoam peanuts. Aaagh.
 

Hey, Dooshee, different scrotes for different folks, man.

I'm not sure Pat is even a dude, so I couldn't vote for that worthless turd burglar in good conscience. And DB1, christ, man...don't make me envision whatever sort of half-formed genitals Glenn or Glenda has under his Hanes Her Ways.
 

as odd as it may sound, and as androgynous as Pat is, mitch, he is more worthy of your consideration for bag o the month than any other. and even scarier: he is in fact a dude. kinda makes one to get a sex change, dudn't it? (well, almost). he is a disgrace to all who sport a wang.
 

Let's hold up now. I saw the top of this picture, and I had problem with this picture being on the website. She's got that sweet face like the girl next door. This punk has mirror sunglasses, balding red hair, and is showing his chest. Then I scrolled down. What is up with her legs? It looks like she scratched too many masquito bites. What's the deal?
 

In the South, we call those "Jiffy Legs," the mosquito-ravaged limbs of white trash barefoot convenience store patrons everywhere.
 

A sweet fourteen year old and a 21 year old balding male with reflective sunglasses who doesnt give a fuck...sounds like my first love relationship...haha. In which case, he really is a douche.
 

she looks terribly young. somebody is definitely trying too hard to get a NAMBLA membership.
 

or namgla, in this case.
 

Is this a young Tracy Ullman?
 

This is far and away the most douchebaggy photo I've met. This young tube-steak is to douchebag as beer is to Germany, as apple pie is to America. He is to douchebag as the Bush twins are also to douchebag! She is to too young for him like bambee is to being an animated deer. This is far and away my HCWDoTM.
 

This picture really creeps me out. This chick does look really young. This douche looks like the creepy Uncle who decided to get a little too friendly with his niece at the family reunion. "Hey there sweetie, why don't you come over here and sit on your uncle's lap, 'cause he hasn't seen you in so long. My how you've grown." Just plain wrong.
 

She doesn't look THAT young.. I think she's just petit. She certainly doesn't look younger than anna paquin, who is in her early 20s.

But he's a douche. SUUUCH a douche. all he's lacking is bling and a shocker, but i could see him doing it.
 

"Hi. I'm balding Ginger-man and this is my daughter, scarleg. We're planning on entering the potato-sack race at this year's family reunion so we're spending a LOT of quality time together. When I pull the string on the back of her neck, her mouth moves and the scars on her legs start to bleed."

UNBELIEVABLE!
 

I think this is actual police evidence from To Catch A Predator