What kind of eau-de-douche does he spray on himself to turn into that color?
 

Let me let you in on a little secret:You know how they had, like, that Gray Hulk for a while in comic books back in the 90s? This is a panel from the secret "Orange Hulk" series that the Illuminati distributed to budding 'bags in order to weaken our gene pool. "You don't wanna make me horny...you wouldn't like me when I'm horny...or maybe you inexplicably would, who knows. Hulk Wooooo!"

Hottie directly behind him is an absolute vision.
 

OOMPAAA LOOMPPAAA DO PE DE DOOO :D
 

Is this some kind of crude blackface caricature? A school play where they "needed" someone with darker skin color and decided that Shinola was the way to go?

Because this photo is utterly, utterly wrong.
 

i think this man is fake...im serious...like a douche mannequin or something
 

Hey, its Encino man!
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but yeah, this does look faked, that tan looks photoshoped.
 

C'mon... he didn't INTEND to be that color, did he?
 

The Oompa Loompa comment made me almost crap myself.
 

I am convinced this thing in the middle is a wax figure. But of whome? I don't know anyone famous looking so douchey.

Must be a science museum where it shows evolution and devolution of man.
 

finger ring..check
canadian tuxedo..check
14 year old girl drinking a miller lite...check
Keys to lock up Charlie's chocolate factory at night..check.
tan that makes George Hamilton look pale...check.
All systems are a go.
 

I'm speechless. Are these girls just visiting a wax museum? Holy Scroteface Batman!

Douchehunter
 

If that's not a Wax'bag, I don't know what is.
 

ALL the ladies were horned up when the gay male stripper showed up at the bachelorette party!
 

What in the hell is that? I hate how he's sticking his tongue out ever so slightly. I think he sprayed too much AXE on himself and turned this putrid color. Oh, My God.

anon
 

Denim Dan here looks like Kramer after he cooked himself with the butter.
 

WTF?
 

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I'd think this thing belonged in Madame Tousseau's if it weren't for the cigarette. This is one of the most atrocious stiffs I've seen. He must have been exposed to a low-grade reactor leak; perhaps he was doing a hair-styling internship in Chernobyl. Even Axe can't do you up like that. And the hair. It looks like he learned the Ukrainian method of catching a sting ray, drying it out, parting it and gluing it to one's head with Velveeta.
 

'tis no maniquin!
'tis an tan-in-a-can 'bag from hell!!!

I hope that tall drink of cognac behind him is stealing his wallet.

this has to be faked, no one would were spray-tan to that extent.

beerslayer
 

If this is what women are actually looking for in a man, I have a 9mm round that will shortly be meeting the backside of my skull.
 

There really are some times when you encounter the purely Wrong, the Platonic ideal of the douchegeist. My abdomen is knotted right now tighter than a balsa glider's rubber band.

Or is this merely a diorama, not unlike something you'd find in the Natural History Museum? How did the taxidermist hit so beautifully with the hotties but screw up his color palette so badly with Homo Scroatus in the middle?

Chubby Chicka in front has that look that makes me want to follow her home and lick her doormat clean.
 

It's hard to follow up that Oompa Loompa comment, I've been laughing for a good 15 minutes about it now.

It looks to me like he went for a mudpack, and they just rubbed shit all over him and left him go. And the hair, my god, my first thought on that was also bout the Hulk, maybe the guy's poppin Vitamin A tablets like they were amphetamines...


Don Juan de la Douche
 

What the FUCK????????
 

What is wrong with this man's face? He needs to go see a doctor, jaundice that bad means something ...
 

DB1, is it too late for this guy to make an emergency lat-minute addition into the HCwDotY competition? If so, can we just go ahead and declare a winner for 2007?
 

does anyone else see that claw of a hand on the front of the denium disater? Maybe it was a support group for deformed movie characters..its looks like sebastian and the oompa loompa attended..
 

Note the cigarette in left hand. Four minutes after this photo was taken, the ciggy haven burnt down to a mere 1/2 inch from the skin, the lit embers ignited the vapors emanating from the skin and flames instantly spread over the entire surface of our subject's body like the Lake Erie/Cuyahoga River fire of 1969, incinerating Miller Lite girl much to her family's approval.
 

Just like that Seinfeld episode, he actually took Kramer's advice and used butter to shave his face. Then eventually he basked himself in cooking oil while tanning.
 

he looks exactly like the guy from team america: world police
 

Hollywood, look no further! I believe we have found the individual to act as C. Thomas Howell's body double for a potential sequel to "Soul Man."
 

All I can say is those bitches have a poor taste for shit.
 

this pic is real. this was taken at an old club in Chicago called Rive Gauche. This clown was there every week.
 

HA! It's Gary from Team America!
 

that is a wax figure. Don't know who it is supposed to be though.
 

omgahhhhhhhhhhhh.... and I personaly know the UBBER HOT girl who dated this lobster face for years! hes a low life bottom feeder!!! thank u hot chix with douche bags! I think she said he came home with dirty knees every weekend after a night out a rive in chicago!!! onflmao!!!!
 

As luck would have it, the Velcro worked. Now Mr. Orangehead could eat again.

ASvB

p.s. He sure does attract some FUGLY puss.