Saturday, December 23, 2006
Pizza 'Bag
A guy walks into a bar.
The bartender says, "Hey, wanna see a picture of a total and complete douchebag oozing scrote over a group of cute little college cuties?"
The guy says, "Sure!"
The bartender pulls out this pic.
And they both spontaneously burst into flames and die.
Hey, so I'm not the best joke teller. Maybe it's in the delivery.
May your Christmas weekends be 'bag free and full of pure, uncut hotness. And may you avoid creepy stalkerbags like that weird dude in the back left of the pic. I don't even want to know what kind of toys are in that kid's closet.
# posted by Douchebag1 @ 8:32 AM 
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Certainly Rico Scrote & his chickas are cramming for an all night final for their Douchebag Studies class. If they have Professor Glinty or Professor Socrates, they'll have to study extra hard, for those professors are experts in the field.
The guy in the back even thinks this guy is a douchebag, you can see it in his face...
Don Juan de la Douche
Don Juan de la Douche
# posted by 
: 12:38 PM
: 12:38 PM
yeah, i was gonna say...
the guy in the back's expression pretty much sums it up.
if i was the guy in the back, the following series of photos would be of me laying waste to this choad, and then bedding down all the fillies. the entire shoot would last approximately 3-4 minutes, but it would be action-packed.
besides, still shots give the sense that more time had, in fact, passed. i could tell any story i want.
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the guy in the back's expression pretty much sums it up.
if i was the guy in the back, the following series of photos would be of me laying waste to this choad, and then bedding down all the fillies. the entire shoot would last approximately 3-4 minutes, but it would be action-packed.
besides, still shots give the sense that more time had, in fact, passed. i could tell any story i want.
# posted by : 12:11 PM
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