There's been a noted lack of popped collars on the site lately and I am to correct that with this pic. Which is kind of like turning on a light by setting off a neutron bomb. This exploding light-blue ball of popped "L.A. Looks" Tag body O.D.ing poppy seed is a nice way to wake myself up on a Friday by punching myself in the conceptual nutsack.

This little chicklet has taken her first step down the dark road of 'baggery with her sadly cute attempt at a tonguebag pose and fondling of Popeye's poppedness. Like a toddler taking her first tentative steps, she is dipping her toe in the douche pool. We are witnessing one of the earliest stages of a Grieco infection right here.

I'm thinking we need a Jerry Lewis telethon.