Here's another light HCwD snack while we digest the HCwD of the Year and figure out the how to break down the Douchie Awards by category. As to Electic Hair Orchestra here, I loved guitar heavy mod rock as much as the next guy, but man, ditch the red silk tie before I set your face on fire. Back in the early 90s during the Ian Ziering "Red Tie" period (1990-1992) it would've made you douchebag. Today it's like entering the hyper-scrote zone. The hottie appears to be 17-ish, so I will simply admire that artwork on the wall. That is fine, fine artwork.

I'm thinking I'll set up a few select Douchie Award votes for the major categories, and then I'll give out a few more to my favorites over the past year as sort of an Oscar parallel "Irving G. Doucheberg Award." Ya know, those honorary lifetime achievement kinda things where old people get to pretend they're still relevant.

Man oh man, so much hottie/scrote to go through, so little time. They almost all deserve an award (and by award I mean "spew").