I plan on celebrating by by donning an earring, getting a dress shirt and leaving the top four buttons undone, spiking my hair, and taking pictures with hot chicks. I know it is what Pat would do.
 

Well, hell, a little warning that a holiday was approaching would've helped with the preparations.

After I apply my hair gel and instant tanning cream, I go to the fitness center, lift (upper body only) and then smoke in the lobby and leer at the hotties coming into the joint. Then, over to the deli for lunch, bang Wanda if she's working today. Have a few more smokes and leer at any hotties coming into the joint. Go home and pick up the Baroness. She better be dressed for the holiday. "Where's your fuckin' mascara? What, you stop chewing gum? C'mere, let me feel your tits." We go bowling. The Baroness isn't wearing friggin' underwear cause she thought me and the boys might like it. Fuck that, I see that clam all the time. I ask Joey if he'd bang her. He says yeah, so I beat the shit out of him and send the Baroness home. Then I sit at the alley, have a Miller Lite, smoke some smokes and leer at the hotties coming into the joint. Roxie shows up after her shift is over at the salon and we do it in the pro shop. It's almost time to go out for the evening. I go home and find the Baroness getting ready. Nice dress, low cut, backless, hair nice and big, frosted lip gloss, that's my girl. Only now, she's wearing underwear. What the fuck? Anyways, we go out, tip one for the androgynous Pat's of the world. Wanda and Roxie show up and they and the Baroness go dancing while I have a beer, smoke a few smokes and leer at the hotties coming into the joint. Life is good. I just hope I don't wind up looking like an asshole on some fucking douchebag's website.
 

Pat (Franco) has pretty much perfected the Lance Bass look. I'm sure for Saint Pat's Day he'll be at Club Rage in West Hollywood, dancing shirtless & sweaty with all those boys. He's worked hard, he deserves some stiff cock up his sphincter.
 

Today I will celebrate by inducing a bulimic episode with a pair of barbecue tongs.
 

By buying the same brand of cheap sunless tanner/bronzer and taking a bath in it.
 

I will celebrate by drinking 2 bottles of Night Train and staring at the sun for 20 mins so I'll never have to see the phenom that is "Pat"
 

Since the Patron Saint of Douche got ripped off for the Bag Of The Month award, it's only fitting to honor him with a holiday. I say we should put orange food coloring in beer to mark this momentous occasion (which will match his faux-tan).
 

Well I was going to polish off my bottle of Jack Daniels and now I have a good excuse to... Happy Saint Pat's Day...

Don Jaun de la Douche
 

mmmmm......


sisters kissing is always good, too bad pat isn't hot
 

pat soooo used to be a chick.
 

Pat, Franco
Pat, Franco
Pat, Franco
Pate, Foie Gras
Pork Rinds, Coors Light

The duality of life. The bifurcation, the waxed eyebrow

Leonidas, Pericles, William of Ockham, John Daly, Barry Melrose, Adam Ant

Whereunto collagen and cocaine, epidermal oil and orlon ties wash into one. Douchebag
 

Ew.
 

Wow, those two could wear the same shade of concealer. If they ever did meet up in the club restroom, it would probably be to borrow each others makeup.

All hail MetroSexual Douche!
 

Ha! I thought it was K.D. Lang! Really! (and she is cool- but this is a Man?)

PLEASE Humans!!! STOP with the GOTTI haircut- it is a cry for attention because of a small penis!

-Erik
 

this is too easy, hey its kobe bryants white brother. what a douce
 

He's gay. I dont think this counts.

Look at the peter puffer.
 

What is with the preened eyebrows and makeup??? REAL men don't pluck their fricken eyebrows!! First thing it says to me is "CROSSDRESSER"!!!
 

Dude...lay off the spray on tan...homo
 

Isn't that the chick from Wet Hot American Summer that makes out with anyone who gives her a stick of gum?
 

you guys are cruel. clay aiken is a person too.


disturbio!
 

That guy looks like a homosexical.
 

Didn't I see that look in Zoolander?
 

This gaydouche has one hot sister
 

its a dyke retards
 

Tying a bow on your stupid look, the "douche-purse" is a refreshing static alternative to dancing's classic "white overbite."
 

Prettiest man I ever seen
 

His eyebrows are totally drawn on. poor kid, who actually lets these people out? Far stupider looking people?
 

I think i beat that kid's ass at the mall tonight...cept he's emo now cause apparently if you lift and tuck you can fit into women's jeans lol
 

he looks like a sicilian version of tweety-bird, and she looks like what would happen if clinger from m*a*s*h finally took that fateful trip to sweden.
 

god look at this clownshoe he be so beatin down wear i live we would drink many yuenglings and laff.
he has nut hugger written all over him
 

do not multiply leave humanity alone, that will result in a lot of fugliness!!!
 

hahahahahahahahahahaha
 

haha I want to know which one is the girl?
 

Does oompa get progressively deeper orange from 1-3?
Big man.
 

pat is a guy. women do not have adams apples
 

You know the real Irony here is that both sets of lips have touched Dick.
 

ELVIS DURAN IS THE GAYEST BASTARD ON THE RADIO!!!
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