Friday, December 08, 2006
The Smacker
Come now, it's Friday, you didn't think I was gonna let you ride off into the weekend without at least one more bitch-smackingly painful HCwD pic, did you?
If this one doesn't fire up the existential grill for the weekend, then nothing will. This oily Jersey tool isn't just mauling a cute little button of love, he's smirking at you as well.
Are you gonna take that?
Well, are you?
(sigh)
I sure am.
Feh. Time to start drinking.
# posted by Douchebag1 @ 2:58 PM 
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As a matter of fact, this doucebag is so oily the dude in the background is already preparing to clean up after him with a fresh roll of Brawny.
Gahhhhh.
But the girl is obligingly perky and has a nice, even skin tone. I think she's probably a lonely bookworm. She needs somebody. Anybody. Too bad I'm going to sneak up behind the Smacker's TransAm and clip the brake lines.
Gahhhhh.
But the girl is obligingly perky and has a nice, even skin tone. I think she's probably a lonely bookworm. She needs somebody. Anybody. Too bad I'm going to sneak up behind the Smacker's TransAm and clip the brake lines.
# posted by 
: 3:25 PM
: 3:25 PM
One time had a leather bracelet like that; it was when the court ordered I wear it to immobilize my wrist to prevent douchebag-induced groping. Looking at this picture makes me want to drink a triple Johnny Walker Black with ice and garnish it with this turd's eyebrow stud. Then I'd pack her into my sidecar and drive around Secaucus to sober up.
A series of harmless, even comical pics and then DB1 kicks in the groin with this pointy steel-toed boot of a photo. So much for my goddamn weekend.
Put your tiny little mitt back in your pocket, Guido. You can see where he scraped his arm on the dishwashing machine at work. His hidden little stubby fingers aren't even touching the HC's bra.
Fie! I say "No, fuck YOU you fucking fuckhead poseur!" Fuck, where's the tylenol?
Put your tiny little mitt back in your pocket, Guido. You can see where he scraped his arm on the dishwashing machine at work. His hidden little stubby fingers aren't even touching the HC's bra.
Fie! I say "No, fuck YOU you fucking fuckhead poseur!" Fuck, where's the tylenol?
# posted by : 2:56 AM
: 2:56 AM
That shirt is rad. He's a true tailor, the way he cut off the sleeves then made a nice neckline cut. Hot damn, I've got some Canali & Prada suits I ought to let him alter for me.
His biceps are larger than his brain. Then again, his 1" testicle is larger than his brain.
His biceps are larger than his brain. Then again, his 1" testicle is larger than his brain.
am i gonna take that? hmm good question.
here's by response.
EVERYTIME A DOUCHE GETS A HOTTIE A BULLET FROM MY AK-47 GOES THROUGH A KITTEN'S HEAD! HAPPY YOU MOTHERFUCKING DOUCHEBAG?!!11?!?1?!?!
but i digress.
here's by response.
EVERYTIME A DOUCHE GETS A HOTTIE A BULLET FROM MY AK-47 GOES THROUGH A KITTEN'S HEAD! HAPPY YOU MOTHERFUCKING DOUCHEBAG?!!11?!?1?!?!
but i digress.
I would rip this guy but I am too intimidated by his vicious arm tattoo. Such fury.
# posted by : 8:54 AM
: 8:54 AM
OUCH!!! This has gotta be the scrote of the week. Guys like this are fun to pummel in the fucking face.
Die you Bud-Light-out-of-a-can drinkin' 'bag!!
DIE DIE DIE!!!!!
Die you Bud-Light-out-of-a-can drinkin' 'bag!!
DIE DIE DIE!!!!!
Dammit, where do you start with this one? Im thinking the scratches on his hand and his arm are from the girl last night that realized what a fucking douche bag he is once she got into his 88 IROC-Z and he tried to molest her. I want to rip those god damn eye brow rings right out of his oily head, and isnt the girl normally the one that gives the pucker face??
# posted by : 8:24 PM
: 8:24 PM
why does every one of these worthless blonde Jersey bitches have the same hair?
That dark color underneath?
Sheesh.. America's armpit.
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That dark color underneath?
Sheesh.. America's armpit.
# posted by : 10:19 PM
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