Hot chick but demerits for the beaver teeth. I'd do her-- unless she also has teeth in her beaver.
 

Her teeth are fine.

The rest of her is more than fine.
 

Hey, DB1, welcome to the East Coast. Much like the viewer in the allegory of the cave in Book 10 of Plato's Republic, you are now closer to a glimpse of the douchebag's true form, his 'idea tagathon,' if you will. Like a search for an elusive species deep in the jungles of Burma, you are arriving closer to Pennsauken, New Jersey, the Archimedean point of douche. Welcome, you're getting very warm.
 

heh, thanks bmt. I'm thinking of a trip over the bridge/tunnel to Douche Jerusalem itself, Jersey. Douche Mecca, as we know, is the Hard Rock in Vegas.
 

Douche Mecca, heard. Here in Philly we get constant streams of slop flowing into our city from the Garden State. Every once and a while I dress up as St. Patrick and purge our city of those venonmous douchebags.
 

Hottie looks potentially Latin, which I'm sure would piss neo-nazi retro-douche Chet off.
 

Is it me? or does this douche look like a young, blonde, douchey christopher walken? Im not saying that CW is a douche, far from it, of course CW would never wear a powder blue shirt buttoned halfway down.

coming to jersey db1? welcome to the frontlines, man.
 

The standards are high on this site, but this dude with the pedosmile amply qualifies. In further support thereof, note the completely baggy 'do, the psycho eyes, and the shirt that's too tight. Not saying that aqua isn't a possible color on a normal male, but with everything combined, including its unbuttoned status, the guy is a first-class db.

The fact that this guy's slackjaw facial expression exudes a belief that he has this incredible female totally in his powers makes me hate life.
 

This douche I think I will refer to as "Emilio Estebag" since he looks like a douchy Emilio Estevez with down syndrome.
 

Excellent pointabout the dogtags, DB1!

You monkeys, wearing those dogtags is really not uh, "Sweet" as you and your douche friends like to say. Or maybe, "Niiiice." Whats next, Armani Exchange using recycled body bags for material? Jacklegs...
 

This hottie has made several appearances on this site. Check the July archives for "Pink Angel"
and "Mullet 'Bag" just to name a couple. She's a fan favorite.

Danny Bonnadouchey
 

Holy shit, DB1. I am in love with this pert little ball of sizzle. Best hottie yet. Now, if we could just get her dermatologist to remove that malignant tumor from her head, it'd keep the meat man warm all night long.
 

aussie baby. awww yeah.

you know, you're right DB1. these greasy stalwarts of decency are stealing MY thunder with their damn tiffany dog tags. i wear mine in my boots, and have since i got back from iraq.

then again, i had hottie aplenty wrapped around my neck when i got back, and i probably looked like a really big douche so i guess there IS parity in the universe.

fuck this guy.
 

Holy shit, this douche can't even button his shirt right!
 

I was gonna say not a douche, but the dogtag, the steroid bicep vein and the unbuttoned shirt (all touch to notice at first glance) betrayed his inner doucheness. His chick is pretty hot too so that doubles his douche score.