Porcupine douche, a new douchery. I wonder how long it will take him to wash all that gel and glue out of his hair.
 

Clearly this was a porcupine/human hybrid lab experiment gone awry at science dept at Jersey City Community Douche College.

I'm not much of a fan for face piercings' but this chick pulls off the below the lower lip ring thing quite nice.

Anybody got a fireplace poker handy? Would like to jam it in this a-hole's leering eyeball.
 

Another douche, another stretched Hummer ... another reason to commit suicide.
 

HAha I live across the street from jersey city university. The douchieness isn't as strong out here, what with it being not the greatest neighborhood, we more thug than douche. Hoboken is the douche source. Dirty white baseball caps EVERYWHERE
 

that greasy look he is spitting at us is a look of pure confidence derived from the fact that he knows he is pulling off the biggest scam in history. I don't think David Blaine could even make this happen.
 

He looks EXACTLY like this dude:

http://www.he-man.org/primary_sects/toys/images/collector_guides/motu_class/fig_shots/spikor_a.jpg
 

This degenerate has reached the critical douche point. He has the face of an unusually-large rat and the hair of the prized Japanese sea urchin. His facial hair is half Don Johnson, half ethno-bending tapering sideburn. The choice of cheap suit from the sale rack at Express is classic. The only reason I'm not pressing my tongue on a hot radiator is that his date is awful. Her thin lips, lumpy nose and cheap eye liner scream trailer; incidentally, they seem to be sitting inside it.
 

Nice anime hair on this saiyan-douche.
 

Egads! It's Sonic the Douchehog!
 

i hate this guy! hate him!
 

the look this guy is giving us is infuriating on so many levels. i have yet to meet a douche who's actually made me punch my monitor...until today.

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