I go to UCF and I've certainly seen douchebags like this strutting around campus, though not as many as you might suspect.
 

I'm not quite sure which is more disturbing here, the "Hey Jaunita, let's cut our Wednesday morning Psych 101 class and hang out behind the construction site" 'tude or the body waxing/nipple gelling that Mom sported him over Thanksgiving break while visiting from Riaydh. Either way, there must be a G-d, b/c Juanita seems to be physically pulled away from Said-bag by an invisible force. And the Force understands that her delicious pink taste pod must be protected from UCFscrote's nascient soul-patch and chest gel, thus pulling it forceably away first.

Visorturd looks like Buster Bluth without the glasses..."Haaaay brother"
 

squinty eyes. gah.

we really need to see the hottie's breasts though.
 

It probably took him a few months to grow that excuse for a beard. Don't worry kid, maybe someday the other one will drop too...

Don Jaun de la Douche
 

I feel for this guy. That hottie looks like a biter. In fact, maybe that's why he looks so grim. He's remembering the last time he trusted his privates to her kind attentions. Yowch.
 

This guy was made for "Challo."

Art of the Douche
 

Ugh, they're on South Beach. I lived there for a year. This is pretty much heaven on Earth for any douchebag looking for a hot chick. Seems to be the modus operandi.
 

for your information, that is not south beach you dumbass. South beach does not have high rises...