Saturday, December 16, 2006
Stage-1 Tonguebags
Here's an excellent example of lesser stage-1 tonguebags. As many have posited on this site in the past, ascension into the douchebag class takes study, discipline and careful attention to detail.
However early dabbling into the douche arts is usually engaged in merely through facial expression. Through tonguebaggery. Like a gateway drug, once a douche apprentice gains a taste for douchebaggery, he quickly works his way into the douche arts from there.
This is an example of base level douchebag apprentices just starting to get a taste for the dark scrotey powers awaiting them. Soon, excessive chest gel, 10 degree hats and bizarre facial pubes await discovery and mastery. Feel empathy for these munchy doughnut hotties in front. They are unaware as to the dark forces coalescing behind them.
# posted by Douchebag1 @ 12:23 PM 
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It's like two separate photos. A little hottiedom upfront with some fine breast-to-breast fawning.
And then, holy crap, the absolutely deranged amateur douchebags lolling their tastebud twigs out their pieholes.
These guys will be spewing their Miller Lites behind the shrubs that line the parking lot around 1:30 a.m.
Hotties look to be safe for the time being.
And then, holy crap, the absolutely deranged amateur douchebags lolling their tastebud twigs out their pieholes.
These guys will be spewing their Miller Lites behind the shrubs that line the parking lot around 1:30 a.m.
Hotties look to be safe for the time being.
# posted by 
: 3:45 PM
: 3:45 PM
these are not merely tonguebaggers. these fuckwads ascended to the upper echelons of douchebaggotry eons ago. they're simply caught in some kind of time warp, reliving the gruelling initiation rites before their days of saltier, full-fledged douche veteran status.
This is sad. These two steakheads need to close their flytraps and head back to the bar for another round of Captain and Diet Cokes. The chick in the middle is cute but the other two aren't so feminine. Maybe all the saliva spewing from these douchebags' mouthes is altering their chromasomes.
Now this one looks to be a mistake, it looks like a picture one of the girls friends was taking when the two assclowns in the back decided they were going to buy a couple hotties a round of Bowmans Vodka. These douches are lost also, I think they were looking for the white party where "no exit" is at.
# posted by : 10:50 PM
: 10:50 PM
the girl on the left looks to be one of the other hot girls' hip single aunt who wants to get back some of her lost glory...no dice.
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