Friday, December 15, 2006
Still No Exit

In honor of Sartre 'Bag's Existential skeezyness, here's another pic of this creepy weirdo fondling a hot ball of summer wax.
However, there's less outward signs of douchebaggery from N.E. in this pic. He almost looks normal.
But do not be fooled. There's one dead givaway even if you haven't seen the previous pic: The rolled up sleeves.
Rolling up sleeves was a good look. Back in 1988. Now it's a sign that scrote is omnipresent. Even as yet another sexy chicka falls under his douche powers.
She's got sexy eyes. He's got douchey face. Together they make pain.
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Oh, make no mistake, rolled sleeves are but one of the douche halmarks in this pic - judging by the rest of the photo, they apear to be at a "white" party, the favorite spring bash for 2nd rate, crappy-ass, "look how cool we are, places like ours are all the rage in NY and LA....5 years ago", meat-market clubs. This is "high brow" for the douche subspecies.
She is sanguine sexual perfection.
He is scrote.
Together, they make pray for nuclear holocaust...damn, that's twice today that I've prayed for that...think I could get a thermonuclear warhead on Ebay? Is North Korea having any holiday sales?
She is sanguine sexual perfection.
He is scrote.
Together, they make pray for nuclear holocaust...damn, that's twice today that I've prayed for that...think I could get a thermonuclear warhead on Ebay? Is North Korea having any holiday sales?
must disagree with the rolled-up sleeves remark. it's more a matter of function in some circumstances than fashion. Now, if he were to roll up the sleeves on a sport coat, circa 1985 Miami Vice, this would be douchey.
although, i do realize that in no exit's case, it is a matter of fashion over function. it could be 30 below out and he'd have his sleeves rolled up.
although, i do realize that in no exit's case, it is a matter of fashion over function. it could be 30 below out and he'd have his sleeves rolled up.
wow, she's like evil-hot. Like she'll steal your dog, kick you in the nuts and fuck your best friend and you'll thank her for it.
Since viewing this, I've had my penis and testicles amputated and attached to the back of my ass. Just in case I need them again.
Damn, this guy isn't happy enough pissing everybody off and becoming Douche of the Week, now he's macking easily the Hottie of the Week. There is no justice...
Don Juan de la Douche
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