is this chick drinking straight tequila with lime? if so, i want her number...and soon.

this is obviously low-hanging fruit meant to cleanse our pallettes after the HCwDotY voting, to keep us fresh for the new year.

i wonder to which emo band this assbag claims to be the bassist.
 

oh yeah, and about the hand - it seems to be coming from behind stalker 'bag on the right (the guy with all the neon racelets you can handle!), and yet is nearly twice the size of stalker 'bag's own hand...meaning the owner of the hand itself is about 12 feet tall.

or, it just means someone photo shopped the hand in there for effect. i'm inclined to lean in that direction, although i'd pay up to $50 to see a 12-foot douche.
 

There is only one explanation, DB1. It is SHE that is making that gesture.

Note the perspective in the foreground. And I believe there is a hint of bracelet right there by her head. Also, note the thumb ring on the forepaw. We're dealing with a Class Omega Incognito Hot Chick Douchebag.
 

Ive tried to zoom in on that hand, and the best thing I have come up with is that this is some sort of Kung-Fu like stance this Bleeth is in, or is there a douche we are missing here ie. "Crouching Guido, Hidden Douchebag". Her trashiness is very obvious, as is the hickey on her neck. That damn hand though, its like a turd that floats back up out of nowhere, where did it come from?? and why is it here?? I want to rip out each of this douche's piercings, nice and slow, wax his pubes off of his chin, and then throw him into his dad's pizza oven.
 

It's her hand, for sure. One finger is pointing to a possible hickey on her neck, and the other is pointing the way to her out-ie belly button. "This way......"
 

The hand is too far away. There must be another poor bleeth somewhere in the room, she's probably also too bleethed to know that you dont show midrift when your belly is all cottage cheese.

As for 'never smiles on camera' douche, he plays bass/rythym guitar in a nu-metal hip hop crossover band, so he can be just like his idol, fellow psuedo tough guy douche bag fred durst. What your witnessing here is his 'like a chainsaw' face.
 

This douchebag has what he deserves: a drunk, hideous slut with a surplus of eyeliner and a nicely-stained set of teeth. Yikes.
 

Well it is a right hand, note the position of the thumb, it could be hers and maybe the camera angle makes it appear farther away than it is.

And the camera angle makes it look like she got hit upside the right half of her face with a shovel, god it looks unnatural... this girl looks to about of the same caliber of girls around here, low 20's, smoker, has several kids to a guy that she is now calling her ex-husband who was probably a smack addict, that sort of person. Hell she probably is a smack addict too. I even bet she works on oh say... a bar/tavern, maybe even Denny's...

Oh the bag... Uhm yeah, it's about the only way us somewhat overweight guys can even think about getting a chick it seems -
Dark clothes - check
Bass player in a crappy (probably death/grindcore/numetal) band - check
Facial piercings - check

Yeah, he's a douche, probably an Evan Seinfeld wannabe...


Don Juan de la Douche
 

Yeah, her belly is kinda disturbing. Definitely has squeezed out a couple 'baglings. That eyeshadow...ewww. I don't usually make it a point to mock the so-called HCs, but considering her her obvious HCD status, I will make an exception.