Douche Lee is more man than this bag.
Chick with the yellow shirt, great jugs, but she's a little thick if you know what I mean. Look at the size of her arm (by miss green hat's chin).
Speaking of miss green hat, she'd go down as smoothe as cream de mint.
(That's a corny way of saying I'd do her).
 

Limey lime hat has her finger molesting the cleavite chasm of middle bleeth...something eerily erotic about it until the awful brown manicure is spotted

9 out of 10 douchebags recommend www.nairformen.com for all their follicle melting needs. The other poor stupid fucker is using tweezers.

I want to see the cropped hottie on the the 'bag's left! I'd let those nails fondle the teabag.
 

I am inexplicably angry at this gentleman. Inexplicably because he's never done anything to me, my family or my loved ones, yet I'd like nothing better than to tickle his nads with a high tension wire.

Maybe I'm angry because there appears to be a third hottie's arm around his neck. A third. She appears to be a curly brunette or redhead. Why was she cropped, I ask? Maybe if she weren't cropped out of the photo we could all love her. I know I would like to, just after I dispose of this cretin's charred carcass by encasing it in used fryer oil and auctioning it at Sothebys.
 

Does a gay boy on a night out with his girlfriends qualify as a bona fide bag ? Discuss.
 

Douche math can be complex:

Short billed hat + 10 degree hat + shaved chest + 1971 Jewish grandma sunglasses - any shred of manlihood = an astronomically queer douchebag that makes me want to impale myself with a transaxle.
 

I'm drunk as hell and am reveling in the fact that I can type with a cigarette in my hand. I will say this: much in the same way that Nichol sucker punched Spacek in the Sabres rout of the Predators tonight, I want to give a flying headbut to this douchebag's sac. What kind of non-rational thought goes into dressing up like this? Answer: being a fucking douche gets you action like this. Maybe I should punch myself in the face, throw myself down a flight of stairs, wash my skin with Boone's Farms and then I'd get laid by action like this.
 

A flying headbutt to this closet-bag's sack? please don't, he'd enjoy that waaay too much. The reason he's wearing a conductor's hat is because he just got 'trained' in the back room by some of his fellow chippendales dancers. Woo woo, here comes the tunnel! yellow bleeth is definately a lady of 'plus size' green hat on the other hand probably was cute, before the bleeth seeped into her soul. I'd say now they're both minutes away from a mug shot...
 

I got to agree with DB1- the thickness of the linebacker in middle is disturbing-
 

This guy is a 'mo.

God, 'nuff said.
 

Who whined about this one so that it needed to come down, the HC or the DB?
 

This pic has been on here for days yet I still gravitate towards it.. damn you two hotties with dude I want to kick in the nuts. Damn you both.