Saturday, December 23, 2006
The Twelve 'Bags of Christmas
At first I was gonna do a twelve post daily countdown of the twelve 'bags of Christmas, but that would entail all sorts of conceptual breakdowns of HCwD 'baggery along metaphorical lines (what exactly is a douchebag in a pear tree, anyways?).
So instead you simply get this pic.
With three douchebags instead of twelve.
But how much do you want to punch 'bag hand gesture #113? What is that, anyways? A "Westside"? A distorted "Shocker"? Or just confirmation that aqua-blue silk zoot suits can not hide the soul of a scrote?
As for the two knobs fondling inflatable santa, that's all you two choads are gonna get this Christmas. Inflatable Santa ass.
# posted by Douchebag1 @ 4:24 PM 
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So now sleazy douches have resorted to raping inflatable santas. What has this world come to?
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: 6:12 PM
: 6:12 PM
As Slayer sings "Docheness has no boundaries". And that means it emanates from the depths of our earth, from the midwestern college towns, to the clubs of NYC/LA/Miami, the 'burbs of Jersey. It inflicts all classes and ethnicities. This picture is proof, as these Indians/Pakistanis/Persians attest to the widespread scrote affliction currently sullying society.
It appears that Al Que-douche is planning on using an inflatable Santa to disguise the bomb they'll be leaving in the subway station.
awwww christ.
what we have here seem to be pre-pubescent ice cube and john lovitz, with a mexican george michael in tow.
'bag gesture seems to be "the virgin shocker", or "the shocker - for catholic school girls".
my catholic school girl shocker is sadly in retirement.
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what we have here seem to be pre-pubescent ice cube and john lovitz, with a mexican george michael in tow.
'bag gesture seems to be "the virgin shocker", or "the shocker - for catholic school girls".
my catholic school girl shocker is sadly in retirement.
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