Well no matter how bad he looks- this guy as one sweet apartment.
 

this girl will go crazy when she sees the amazing master bedroom & bathroom...aka the sleeping bag in the corner and the 2 gallon bucket.
 

I love her.
 

I wish my college girlfried let me shove a traffic cone up her ass while she sang Pat Benatar songs.

I hate this fucker. Bad.
 

She melted the soles of my duty boots.
 

I don't know who dressed her, but I would be happy to help fix the problem.
I like the Rite Aid bag in the closet. It's filled with dogshit bags and is hanging just above his 2nd Porsche. Oh, that's another scooter. What a douchebag.
 

We totally stumbled onto some bizarre fetish scene here. What deviant mis-channeling of sexual energies would we witness, if we were there? The phrase "DoT Piss-Funnel" springs to mind. BMT has probably hit on something by identifying the plastic sacks as dogshit bags.

Thank God we'll never know...

I'd just like to thank (?) DB1 for breaking out the nerdbags. It's a great way to tap into my vast reserves of hatred and insecurity! Keep 'em coming!
 

i love her. She is chubby madonna like. She is my lucky star.
 

I'd love to be that scooter she's holding so tight
 

Good thing I know both of these people.
 

yeah, i know them both. i love that girl, but the guy's a real fuckin' douchebag
 

Ya, that girl is freaking hot. That dude should just do a back flip out of the window though. What a douchebag. I'd take her any day. Maybe right now... maybe not.

...anyone wanna cyber?