Wednesday, December 06, 2006
Yellowtail
I just had an amazing sushi lunch, so for no particular reason other than that, I'm naming Oldy McSkeeze here "Yellowtail." Although his sagging chest flesh does sort of remind me of salmon sashimi.
Ugh. Now I'm feeling queasy.
We've had oldbags on the site before and they often acquire a sort of folk hero status. Still in the game after all those years. Yet somehow I doubt Yellowtail's going to gain anything other than collective vomit.
As to the two spicy Salmon Rolls on either side, yes please. I'd dip them both in teriyaki sauce and wash them down with saki. Enhanced California Rolls on the left there are award winning. I suppose I could go for the "box lunch" joke, but that might be pushing it.
# posted by Douchebag1 @ 12:47 PM 
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man, has the fonze ever let himself go.
those are three sets of some of the best teats i've seen in a long time.
six large, full of teats.
those are three sets of some of the best teats i've seen in a long time.
six large, full of teats.
# posted by 
: 3:48 PM
: 3:48 PM
Man, I can't tell which one of these three has a better rack.
Remember in Fight Club when Edward Norton is crying into Meatloaf's bitch tits? Yeah.
Maybe the Jessica Simpson look-alike can shoot him in the head with her silicone bags and Socrates, WC and Bagsgiver can stand over his body and chant "his name is Robert Paulson."
Remember in Fight Club when Edward Norton is crying into Meatloaf's bitch tits? Yeah.
Maybe the Jessica Simpson look-alike can shoot him in the head with her silicone bags and Socrates, WC and Bagsgiver can stand over his body and chant "his name is Robert Paulson."
This guy is not cool. Gramps and the other old-bags have an ironic je ne sais quoi that this joker does not have.
And, seriously -- a leather jacket with a leather shirt underneath? Oh wait, that's his melanoma cape, I mean, skin. Good luck with that science experiment, my friend. My guess is the sun gets the last laugh. Meanwhile, we all suffer.
Art of the Douche
And, seriously -- a leather jacket with a leather shirt underneath? Oh wait, that's his melanoma cape, I mean, skin. Good luck with that science experiment, my friend. My guess is the sun gets the last laugh. Meanwhile, we all suffer.
Art of the Douche
# posted by : 6:08 PM
: 6:08 PM
leatherface douche here had better be a sleazy porn producer taking a snapshot with a couple wannabe porn starlets desperate for a gig to support their meth habits or i am going to lose it. God i hate L.A.
# posted by : 9:14 PM
: 9:14 PM
I don't know what is more disgusting, the fact that Yellowtail's nipples are probably resting on his love handles or the fact that the bitch on the right's nose starts halfway up her forehead.
# posted by : 10:47 AM
: 10:47 AM
Since this is obviously actor Michael McKean in full costume and makeup (including a skin/fat suit most recently used in the early 90s tv show "dinosaurs"), I can only assume this is a promo still from an upcoming Christopher Guest?Eugene Levy mockumentary. This one, undoubtedly lampoons the LA porn industry. Now which one of those nasty chicks is really the delicious Parker Posey?
Or at least I choose to believe that this frightening creature disappears from my universe after a day's filming is over. And I am as capable of self-delusion as Mr. Melanoma here.
Or at least I choose to believe that this frightening creature disappears from my universe after a day's filming is over. And I am as capable of self-delusion as Mr. Melanoma here.
# posted by : 1:15 PM
: 1:15 PM
These 2 girls look familiar, like pornstar familiar... I know I've seen them before...
Don Jaun de la Douche
Don Jaun de la Douche
# posted by : 3:43 PM
: 3:43 PM
I am of the opinion that this guy's been dead for a week and his eyelids have been glued open, a la Weekend at Bernie's. That skin isn't loose, it's detaching, and that 'tan' is actual for real 'tan', as in 'tannery.'
He needs to be planted, just after the hottie on the left lifts his wallet.
He needs to be planted, just after the hottie on the left lifts his wallet.
# posted by : 5:05 PM
: 5:05 PM
Ye oldy needs to spend some time with Ricardo Moltaban/Khan and figure out how to get his pecs to look like female bodybuilder tittays.
# posted by : 8:17 PM
: 8:17 PM
Are the clear glasses:
a) because he drove to the club on his Ninja;
b) because clubs use small font for their drink specials;
c) bifocals.
a) because he drove to the club on his Ninja;
b) because clubs use small font for their drink specials;
c) bifocals.
# posted by : 1:34 PM
: 1:34 PM
:| how that fuck does an ugly shit like that get TWO! hot girls! damn!!!!!! if only i could do that:(
# posted by : 2:28 PM
: 2:28 PM
It's obvious how he gets two of the m at one. It's the time honored 3 pronged approach.
1) He has a huge cock
2) He has lots of cash that he spends freely, and
3) He carries an enormous amount of coke at all times..
1) He has a huge cock
2) He has lots of cash that he spends freely, and
3) He carries an enormous amount of coke at all times..
# posted by : 4:51 PM
: 4:51 PM
"And, seriously -- a leather jacket with a leather shirt underneath? Oh wait, that's his melanoma cape, I mean, skin. Good luck with that science experiment, my friend. My guess is the sun gets the last laugh. Meanwhile, we all suffer."
-this is the funniest thing i've read all year, kudos
-this is the funniest thing i've read all year, kudos
My dad called and said he wants his chest back.
Also, Bono called and said you can't keep those glasses.
Also, Bono called and said you can't keep those glasses.
# posted by : 12:26 PM
: 12:26 PM
I know him. He is the owner of the nightclub "Rum Jungle" at Mandalay Bay Las Vegas, NV
# posted by : 12:41 AM
: 12:41 AM
why the anti-semitism? he's an ugly scumbag, but i happen to be a jew and find your comment offensive.
# posted by : 9:00 PM
: 9:00 PM
Can you IMAGINE how bad that douchebag must smell?!? Like a Frenchman in August cleaning sewers. My nose burns just looking at him.
# posted by : 8:09 PM
: 8:09 PM
I have this really frightening image of him doing some Manscaping before he put on that fucking shirt. The only thing worse would be imagining he's wearing a thong too.
# posted by : 12:47 AM
: 12:47 AM
okay
A. what are you sir... like 60?
go home, and
B. look at the bombs on that bitch!!
A. what are you sir... like 60?
go home, and
B. look at the bombs on that bitch!!
# posted by : 5:34 PM
: 5:34 PM
HAHAHA Thats Donny the owner of Rum Jungle here in Vegas and yes he is a douchebag hell he is probley the bigest one here in Vegas
# posted by : 10:57 AM
: 10:57 AM
George Hamilton leathery, vinylized Armor-All tan with saggy man boobs. Deliciously doucheful! The chick on the right is definitely one hot guy with a hopefully huge sexy gurl cock. The one on the left with the fake soccer ball titties just likes transvestites and douche bags. Who could blame her!?
# posted by : 9:33 AM
: 9:33 AM
He's the KING of the Bags!!! The Godfather of douchery.
How could you not know that?
How could you not know that?
# posted by : 11:04 PM
: 11:04 PM
I wear these glasses cuz you never know when that pick up game of racketball might happen.
# posted by : 11:22 AM
: 11:22 AM
How come no one has noted that the manboobs are resting on a bloated, distended belly? Or commented on the world-famous 3-inch Fred Flintstone upper lip? There is so much to dislike, here.
# posted by : 7:16 PM
: 7:16 PM
Eddie Money was seen recently at the release party for his new album, "Two Tickets to Doucheville". Jessica and Ashlee Simpson were on hand to lend their support. If only they would lend him a bra.
# posted by : 9:11 PM
: 9:11 PM
Lift his left breast and what do you get? A two-tone 15th century douchebag fossil
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