Monday, January 08, 2007
The Beetle's Back
You asked for it. You got it. Another head exploding pic of astounding female hotness comingling with an early stage dung beetle pupae. It hurts and yet it's fantastic. It's the classic intoxication/rage of the HCwD experience.
Look at the Beetle grinning at you. Smiling as he cups his perfect Eastern European hottie in his arm with that body just built for the DB1 to eat saltines and spill crumbs on it.
And really, what's better on a Monday than a little more Dung Beetle?
Voting for HCwD is still open people, get them votes in.
# posted by Douchebag1 @ 10:47 PM 
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i would eat his right eyebrow with dirty bamboo chopsticks for a chance to rub my hand on her fur and shock myself on a doorknob.
damn i hate john leguizamo.
damn i hate john leguizamo.
# posted by 
: 4:21 PM
: 4:21 PM
Wait a minute...
**rubs eyes furiously**
Is this some sort of op-art experiment? Either he's freakishly large and has the genes for gigantism or she's a toy poodle, tea cup of a girl....which is it? Study the chair legs, his legs,....those whacked-out proportions. Damn you $5/bottle, 18% alcohol port wine!! You've confounded my senses yet again! Where am I and why is that caterpillar playing a sitar and tugging at his hookah hose on a toadstool?!?
**rubs eyes furiously**
Is this some sort of op-art experiment? Either he's freakishly large and has the genes for gigantism or she's a toy poodle, tea cup of a girl....which is it? Study the chair legs, his legs,....those whacked-out proportions. Damn you $5/bottle, 18% alcohol port wine!! You've confounded my senses yet again! Where am I and why is that caterpillar playing a sitar and tugging at his hookah hose on a toadstool?!?
hmm Dung Beetle actually doesn't look as douchey without his sunglasses. not that i wouldn't call him out just because of that.
# posted by : 8:15 PM
: 8:15 PM
Ah, he may lack his normal sunglasses, but...let us not overlook the one NASCAR jacket in the world sponsored by Sigfried & Roy.
"The Douche Abides", fear not.
"The Douche Abides", fear not.
Damn, she is almost too much. It's difficult (but worth while) just to take in and process all of her hotness. And the dungbag has reared his ugly grin yet again. Does that load of shit ever cover up those choppers?
# posted by : 7:31 AM
: 7:31 AM
hey Beetle, Puddy wants his coat back. You got a question, you ask the 8 ball.
# posted by : 11:48 AM
: 11:48 AM
Yeah, the dimensions in this picture are puzzling: the chair is huge and his hand is so small. Her body is so tiny and yet her tits look like Greenland in a Mercator projection. And the jacket. What is that, some vintage space flight suit from the cosmonaut program? It's awful, almost as bad as looking at his brillo pad eyebrows again. Please don't post this turd lollipops' pic again lest I'll have to stomp-out this entomological fart.
Oh my lord, take in all the elements of this perfect specimen of HCwD: The hottest hot. The beetle, wearing what appears to be at least three different outfits. The surging rage within, as you realize that this nugget could never be yours. Yet she goes for the Beetle. The inner maelstrom roils and rages, my friends. HCwDotW material fo' sho'.
Methinks this may be photoshopped...she looks and awful lot like Holly Marie Combs
# posted by : 6:59 AM
: 6:59 AM
I Think it's just a giant chair. Better question. Why is Fez wearing that terrible jacket and where did he get the money for a good Russian hooker?
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# posted by : 1:43 AM
: 1:43 AM
I was concerned about the legitimacy of this pic, so after running it through some of the most advanced photo analyzing software available I was able to determine the following:
*This guy has a huge friggin' head.
*He could easily destroy a footlong hogie with one bite of his massive jaws.
*There is some kind of size disparity between his hands.
*He has really, really bad taste in clothing.
*The girl in the chair has really, really bad taste in men. (Or she can't run very fast.)
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*This guy has a huge friggin' head.
*He could easily destroy a footlong hogie with one bite of his massive jaws.
*There is some kind of size disparity between his hands.
*He has really, really bad taste in clothing.
*The girl in the chair has really, really bad taste in men. (Or she can't run very fast.)
# posted by : 11:54 PM
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