Thursday, January 11, 2007
Clay Wankin'
I almost didn't post this pic because I fear for the sanity of my readers. Knowing that Clay Wankin' is out there curling up with a bunny this pillowey is enough to drive the DB1 to drink.
Oh wait, forgot. I'm already drunk. Meh, I'll blame it on this uber-putz in rehab. No judge in the world would convict me, once I showed him this pic.
Anyone want to caption what Clay Wankin' here is saying?
# posted by Douchebag1 @ 7:33 AM 
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i would love to come up with a caption that is witty and creative for this photograph. however, my mind is buried between those lucious breasts and is currently rendered totally useless. and i'm not even sorry.
# posted by 
: 8:46 AM
: 8:46 AM
Nice coral necklace, Clay.
As for a caption, something like "Previously, *this* is all the closer I've been to a girl!"
As for a caption, something like "Previously, *this* is all the closer I've been to a girl!"
Remember this photo guys, here is your winner for this year's "Hottest Cleavite" Douchie. And like the other posters, it took me a good couple minutes to realize there was anything in this pic other than boobies.
Danny Bonnadouchey
Danny Bonnadouchey
# posted by : 10:18 AM
: 10:18 AM
What a cute Cleavite! It seems our boy Clay is saying "she said she wouldn't do me if even if it was this big."
This lass must be posing with him on a dare, or maybe she had an itchy nipple ring and was using his shoulder to grind it out.
This lass must be posing with him on a dare, or maybe she had an itchy nipple ring and was using his shoulder to grind it out.
# posted by : 10:35 AM
: 10:35 AM
He's acting natural (you can tell by the douchey expression) while her's is a forced smile. Toss in the background, which suggests they are at a bar, and I can only come to one conclusion. This is another of those "douche with a stripper" photos. His face is "look at me, I am in strip bar!" and her's is "ok, I made the little hand sign, I want my $20 now."
I think the 'bag here is just making gutteral noises, I don't think he'd be able to form coherent words with the hottie behind him. And I have no idea what his two-gun hand salute means either ... is it an attempt at a "raise the roof?"
# posted by : 10:55 AM
: 10:55 AM
Clay's making the 'L' sign which stands for 'Loser' as in 'I am one', and Cleavette is as well but she's obviously dyslexic.
# posted by : 11:10 AM
: 11:10 AM
I think the hand gestures are evoking goal posts so Clay's douchey, non-pictured friend can flick lobes of goose turd right into his mouth.
I'd like to flick some testicle tapioca onto those rolling hills.
I'd like to flick some testicle tapioca onto those rolling hills.
"D'aaaaaaah, I like my beans with ketchup!"
Good idea on the caption contest, DB1. While not the douchiest of scrotes, his hottie is poifect. It don't know whether or not it has been mentioned yet, but she has stunning teats.
Rev up the motorboat.
Good idea on the caption contest, DB1. While not the douchiest of scrotes, his hottie is poifect. It don't know whether or not it has been mentioned yet, but she has stunning teats.
Rev up the motorboat.
i'm obviously a bit late after 14 comments (been a busy week) but damnit i hope he's saying that he's gonna commit seppuku or something.
# posted by : 1:48 PM
: 1:48 PM
Man those are nice, between her and Billy 'Bagg's blondie, there's some good entries for Hottest Cleavite for sure...
Don Juan de la Douche
Don Juan de la Douche
# posted by : 7:58 PM
: 7:58 PM
'bag: "Got milk?"
cleavite: "I do!"
'bag: "Damn, if only I wasn't lactose intolerant!"
cleavite: "I do!"
'bag: "Damn, if only I wasn't lactose intolerant!"
# posted by : 11:23 PM
: 11:23 PM
ok she is my future wife. If anyone here knows here, please tell her that i would like to buy her a small island in the carribean.
as for a quote, i gots nuthin. Im too busy fallin in love.
as for a quote, i gots nuthin. Im too busy fallin in love.
# posted by : 8:02 AM
: 8:02 AM
Ok it's quite obvious he's saying "I like to suck cock's that are this big!" And the smile on hotties face seems to say "Yeah me too!!"
# posted by : 9:17 AM
: 9:17 AM
Looks like she's a waitress, just being nice by appearing in the photo. Or maybe my mind just can't handle the possibility that these two are more closely connected than that.
# posted by : 11:08 PM
: 11:08 PM
No question, she looks as uncomfortable as the time that that douche's father walked in on me and his mom.
MAN...those funbags are making my mouth water...allllllready!
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MAN...those funbags are making my mouth water...allllllready!
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