i need a(n even more) devastatingly eloquent AND malignant variation of the term "the gift that keeps on giving".

i can't think of one myself because too much of my creative faculties are damaged right now. for obvious reasons.

help me people.
 

by the way, first comment for a pic (and a pic of a particular rising star at HCwD no less). haven't pulled this off in a long time.
 

pagoda haired scrote here deserves a special circle in hell of his very own, surrounded by a thousand mirrors so he can feast his eyes on his scrotiness.

mickey
 

This guy is up there in the ranks with Glinty and that db with the pink vest.

This Donkey Douche makes me want to jump over barrels and run up scaffolding to rescue the hottie.
 

I agree...this moron is up there with Glinty, Pat, and Socrates.....
 

Why in the hell do these turds do that crap with their lips?!?!? Dammit that bugs the hell outta me! STOP IT!
 

OK, I'm 'bag enought to admit I was completely wrong in voting for The Turd over Donkey Douche in last week's HCwDotW poll. This loathesome scrote is in no way repentant. So fucking gross. Seriously, what is wrong with this hottie?
 

This no talent ass clown should already be nominated for HCWD of the year. Here is my math: enormous lips + enormous nose + beety little eyes that are waaaay to close together + shaved greaseball chest + 3.1416 + one of the hottest girls to ever grace this site - the square root of el nino = hernia surgery scheduled for this afternoon for me.

alpha douche
 

we can all just sit back and hope that the steriods coursing through his veins turn his already small package into a mangina. he already spends more time in front of a mirror than a girl. he might as well have the equipment too.

donkey douche gets my vote for HCWD of the year, and it's not even february yet.
 

There must be plutonium in this Wank's roids.
If his skin turns any more orange he'll glow in the dark.
Although that may help him find his roid raisins.
I still sa he's a gay hair stylist.

...not that there's anything wrong with that.
 

db1,

you have been inundating this hyah blog with a bit too much dudley do-right ass chin. chill.
 

Take your stinking paws off her, you damned dirty donkey!

We are witnessing a DB legend before our very eyes. Look at this douche flare his nostrils....donkey poo has ruined my birthday.

Douchehunter
 

What are my vagina lips doing on his face?
 

Does he have only one expression? This HC is better than the other one though. Her rack looks to be real and oh so squeezable!

Let's hope that there aren't any more photos of this douche. It's very hard getting spew out of my keyboard.

Indiana Douche and the Last Douchbag
 

The gaydar is ping-ping-pinging rapidly. This douche has all the hallmarks of a juicing gym queen. The hottie doesn't seem to be drawn to him sexually...more like she is posing with a local cosmetolgical celebrity. He's still a smirking smoldering sack of orange feces, straight or not.
 

This guy's nearly perfect. If he were sporting any Jesus bling, this site might implode upon itself.

Scooby Douche
 

Mitch is right: I'm ex post facto changing my vote from last week to Donkey Douche. His repugnancy is too much to ignore. He looks like a leathery tangerine and his hair: Pagoda is so damn apt.
If Sidney Crosby is the next Gretzky, Donkey is the next White Chocolate.
 

This site seriously makes me so fucking angry I promise myself I won't come to it anymore. Nothing else in my life makes me angry, not constant daily rejection, not $3 a gallon gas, not the lack of a raise for like 5 years. I don't even blink an eye. I visit the site and am instantly fucking pissed.

And I keep coming back.

And I challenge this man to a Muay Thai fight.
 

That's not self tanner; he looks like he might be South Asian. Could be Latino. Flash washes out the skin tone like that. Couple of Indian guys I worked with always complained that they always came out looking weird in photos for said reason. Hey, I said, at least you're not so pale that the flash causes camera bloom, as it does with me.

Orange 'Bag--there's a guy who bathed in the sun-spray.

Lack of self-tanner doesn't mean that Donkey's not a major douchebag, however.
 

Burrobag has gone all vertibagging on us. And he has taken the time to wax his chest along with the forehead. Good to know he's eschewing the collarless shirt bagtrend to go with the old reliable popped variety. I'm pretty sure this HC is faghagging at a local gay bar with DonkeyDouche. Still and all, it's nice to know that she's got a life size representation of Donkey's penis tip on her necklace...nice, that. I want to drink her bathwater......
 

Quick take the pic before the fake and bake spray wears off.
 

Quick take the pic before the fake and bake spray wears off.
 

They are either porn stars or that douche is fucking gay, THERE IS NO MAN NORMAL THAT WOULD CHOOSE TO EAVE THE HOUSE LOOKING LIKE THAT.
 

she has a chin longer than the Golden Gate bridge...he is a just freak.
 

It's Lou Ferrignos son.
Don't make him angry, you wouldn't like him when his angry!!!
 

omg... where does all that grease come from?!? Seriously??? She don't need a compact to powder her nose - she can see herself in the reflection of the melted lard on his face!!!
Holy crap - what is with the orange eyeshadow??? Am I the only one who's noticed the orange eyeshadow? I guess it matches his lips... and his gayness.
How can she still be smiling???
Okay - my skills of deduction have led me to believe this man must have lots of money, and know lots of hot guys. It's the only reason I can think of as to why she is STILL be his side...
Or maybe they are just friends, or adopted siblings???

Doh... (sigh)
 

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! A little greasy??? hahahaaaaaaaaaaa.