Tuesday, January 23, 2007
Donkey Wins
That's it. I'm downing a punch bowl full of drano. I can't take it anymore. Douche shirt, 'bag dog tags, orange man-tan and the same ass chin caveman smirk. If I wasn't still digesting my excellent patented "P.B. Plus" lunch special(2PB&Js, 1 six-pack PBR), I'd get up and break something.
I love this ambigiously Persian minx. She makes my heart go ping pong ping ping pong. And by "heart" I mean phallus. Look at the way she oh so delicately fondles Donkey Douche's silk sleeveless shirt. That touch is an inverted Michaelangelo anti-art moment. It is science fiction futurism. Contact has been made. One small step for douche kind.
Cue the giant infant fetus turning towards camera. A Douche Odyssey indeed.
# posted by Douchebag1 @ 2:29 PM 
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*horns playing*
daaaa daaaaaaaa daaaaaaaaaa
DA-DAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!
bah bohm bah bohm bah bohm
great visual, db1. loves me some kubrick.
but not as much as that imbecilic little vixen who knoweth not what she does. forgive her, lord.
that chin...oooohhhhhhh. i'm fitna pull a billy joe mcallister and jump off the tallahatchee bridge.
daaaa daaaaaaaa daaaaaaaaaa
DA-DAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!
bah bohm bah bohm bah bohm
great visual, db1. loves me some kubrick.
but not as much as that imbecilic little vixen who knoweth not what she does. forgive her, lord.
that chin...oooohhhhhhh. i'm fitna pull a billy joe mcallister and jump off the tallahatchee bridge.
# posted by 
: 2:43 PM
: 2:43 PM
did shirt sleeves kill Donkey's father or something, so now he is exacting revenge by refusing to wear them? You lift weights, we all get it-thanks.
alpha douche
alpha douche
# posted by : 3:06 PM
: 3:06 PM
I'd be smiling too if this feline were on my lap. But then I'd have to be him. Or maybe I am. Mabye I am Donkey Douche. I am Donkey Douche! Life is great, you fucking haters! Why don't you get jobs and stop plastering your keyboards all day, looking at my wife. See the ring on my finger? That's right, fuck all you!
This guy is the top gun of douche.
Not since the ice man chomping his teeth at Maverick have we seen a goofier looking tool.
He's about a subtle as that big jug of Kool Aid crashing through walls in the old Kool Aid commercials.
He's almost the same color too.
I like this little bombshell though.
She's got a belly ring, hip hugger tan lines and a tramp stamp too, I just know it.
Not since the ice man chomping his teeth at Maverick have we seen a goofier looking tool.
He's about a subtle as that big jug of Kool Aid crashing through walls in the old Kool Aid commercials.
He's almost the same color too.
I like this little bombshell though.
She's got a belly ring, hip hugger tan lines and a tramp stamp too, I just know it.
BMT's a fake.
You're not him, nice try.
You see, even douches wear their wedding rings on their ring finger.
Donkey Douche has a ring on his pinky.
Get glasses.
You're not him, nice try.
You see, even douches wear their wedding rings on their ring finger.
Donkey Douche has a ring on his pinky.
Get glasses.
No, sadly I am not him. You have outed me as a phony. Incidentally, I was looking for some new glasses today and I think I made the right choice with the Versace monocle. It has 3x magnifying power, so I might be able to see your cock.
I think there's a decent chance they are brother and sister. Similar bone structure. No ass-chin on her, but that's not uncommon. Yep, they're siblings. Right? RIGHT?
# posted by : 3:57 PM
: 3:57 PM
If there was ever a Jim Brown of Douche, this bag is it. He's your throwback, state of the art, take us back to the early times of douche origins douchebag. He would even make Glinty proud and he is what other douche-tryhards like White Chocolate and PAT aspire to be.
Douchehunter
Douchehunter
# posted by : 4:00 PM
: 4:00 PM
Burrobag is definitely on a roll lately, but dammit HAL, open up the fucking pod bay doors! And by pod bay doors I mean Rhaina's vag. It's a semite thang....
Donkey looks vaguely pissed that he has to turn his back on his boyfriend to pose with one of the 174 princesses of Iran. Way to use a 10-spot as a napkin, asswipe. What is it about tiny purses that only hotties seem to sport them? I'm guessing white satin thong and a snail trail to the glory hole.
And NO, not YOU, Donkeybag.
Donkey looks vaguely pissed that he has to turn his back on his boyfriend to pose with one of the 174 princesses of Iran. Way to use a 10-spot as a napkin, asswipe. What is it about tiny purses that only hotties seem to sport them? I'm guessing white satin thong and a snail trail to the glory hole.
And NO, not YOU, Donkeybag.
# posted by : 4:37 PM
: 4:37 PM
I was thinking it couldn't be much longer before fan favourite D-Squared made his triumphant return to HCwD. And by "triumphant" I mean "flaccid." Blogger seems to be acting up, but I believe this is the first time I have been privy to the hand star tattoo, only slightly less annoying than the tribal bicep tat. And he's got cash, which hopefully explains SOMETHING.
Look at this wad. Look at his ball of sunshine. DD HAS to beat the Mug in a rout come HCwDotM. Jesus H. Christ is it really only January 23?
DB1, 1st year anniversary coming up. I hope you have something special in mind. The traditional gift is paper. Brainstorm! How 'bout we paper cut DD to death?
Look at this wad. Look at his ball of sunshine. DD HAS to beat the Mug in a rout come HCwDotM. Jesus H. Christ is it really only January 23?
DB1, 1st year anniversary coming up. I hope you have something special in mind. The traditional gift is paper. Brainstorm! How 'bout we paper cut DD to death?
Heh, a few months to the one year anniversary of HCwD. We should celebrate. And by celebrate, I mean "paper cut DD to death," as MM says.
i finally got it now. it was Donkey Douche that was screwing up my internet connection!
i hope i can get my connection back to normal in time for HCwD's celebration, but nothing is certain with so many douchebags in the world, not the least of which is Donkey Douche.
for now i shall try to repair my connection by masturbating to the hottie in the pic. legend says that if you masturbate enough times it will work!
i hope i can get my connection back to normal in time for HCwD's celebration, but nothing is certain with so many douchebags in the world, not the least of which is Donkey Douche.
for now i shall try to repair my connection by masturbating to the hottie in the pic. legend says that if you masturbate enough times it will work!
# posted by : 5:44 PM
: 5:44 PM
i'm drunk raht now, so i'll display my non-douchey and non-faggy emotions, it's just drunkeness via black velvet so BACK OFF!!!:
Y'all fuckin rock. I can't tell you how much I appreciate the non-bag's ability to articulate what's on one's mind, which is displayed by several of your asses here on HCwDB on a daily basis. It truly astounds, as I'm sure we are all indundated with d.b.'s in our daily interactions (and surprisingly it dudn rub off)...whereas donkey d.'s longest sentence of the day is prolly, "hey, how's it gooooin'?" aside from that he is most likely grunting and lifting his chin as a sign of recognition of another's presence.
"uh...you seen the gym?..'s ok. i'll find it."
Y'all fuckin rock. I can't tell you how much I appreciate the non-bag's ability to articulate what's on one's mind, which is displayed by several of your asses here on HCwDB on a daily basis. It truly astounds, as I'm sure we are all indundated with d.b.'s in our daily interactions (and surprisingly it dudn rub off)...whereas donkey d.'s longest sentence of the day is prolly, "hey, how's it gooooin'?" aside from that he is most likely grunting and lifting his chin as a sign of recognition of another's presence.
"uh...you seen the gym?..'s ok. i'll find it."
# posted by : 6:02 PM
: 6:02 PM
I'm sorry, but is that fuggin' gorilla actually sporting a pit stain on that pillow case he calls a shirt? Or is it some odd reflection of the distended bicep vein above? Either way, it's inappropriate, and he should be taken to a dog pit, hogtied assupwards, and tasered to death, and the remains hung from a transformer.
She's swell, though, and so's her effect on my Quipment.
She's swell, though, and so's her effect on my Quipment.
# posted by : 6:54 PM
: 6:54 PM
I guess this chica frequents the clubs with Donkey Douche more often than I'd like to think. Same one from the last putrid picture.
# posted by : 7:42 PM
: 7:42 PM
I've seen similar star-hand tats on convicted felons. Not sure what that says about double d.
On a side note, do think double d could get any more orange? What? Is he like Bizzaro Hulk?
On a side note, do think double d could get any more orange? What? Is he like Bizzaro Hulk?
This is my new favorite hottie on this site. She is so natural, and so beautiful. But alas, she is a catch 22. In order to see more pictures of her, I have to endure the steaming pile of excrement that is Donkey Douche. It's almost like someone took a shit, sprinkled some Tang on it, and then added some hair gel on top. I'm going to spend the rest of my miserable day at work imagining I'm on the beach of some deserted island, sharing a hammock stretched between two palm trees with this hottie. We will drink various tropical drinks out of hollowed out coconuts. I bet her name ends in "issa".
Danny Bonnadouchey
Danny Bonnadouchey
# posted by : 6:07 AM
: 6:07 AM
That vacant look in his eyes and the exact facial expression in every pic that we see of this orange-faced juice 'bag says it all. Hottie here is using this thing for transportation and drinks. Later she gets him to pop in 2 minutes max and her work is done. Nothing a shower and a literal douche won't cure.
Posting another DD pic will force me to take a couple of weeks "vacationing" at The Meadows. I didn't budget for rehab until the May/June timeframe, so let's hold off on anymore of this source douche for a few months.
Posting another DD pic will force me to take a couple of weeks "vacationing" at The Meadows. I didn't budget for rehab until the May/June timeframe, so let's hold off on anymore of this source douche for a few months.
# posted by : 6:24 AM
: 6:24 AM
folks, folks.....take a good look at this picture.
he's holding two things in his sausage-like fingers: 1. a gay man's favorite drink -and- 2. cash
this means two things: 1. he's a male cheerleader who still lives at home -and- 2. he paid this little nymph money to stand next to him for a picture
facts are facts people. the donk is a dink.
he's holding two things in his sausage-like fingers: 1. a gay man's favorite drink -and- 2. cash
this means two things: 1. he's a male cheerleader who still lives at home -and- 2. he paid this little nymph money to stand next to him for a picture
facts are facts people. the donk is a dink.
# posted by : 6:48 AM
: 6:48 AM
Actually, I think I am going to call her "Esmerelda". Her name HAS to end in "a" though, I just know it.
Danny Bonnadouchey
Danny Bonnadouchey
# posted by : 12:17 PM
: 12:17 PM
By far the most beautiful thing on this site. The eyes on this girl makes you melt. Women like this is what the weekend getaway was invented for. An isolated cabin, lots of booze, and no need to pack clothing.
Alas, the joy can only last for a few moments till my eyes are dragged towards the waste of space on the right. Is he really wearing dog tags? The only thing he looks like he's shot is a paintball gun. If the designer who created this shirt saw what this douche did to it he'd probably cut his own hands off.
Alas, the joy can only last for a few moments till my eyes are dragged towards the waste of space on the right. Is he really wearing dog tags? The only thing he looks like he's shot is a paintball gun. If the designer who created this shirt saw what this douche did to it he'd probably cut his own hands off.
# posted by : 3:07 PM
: 3:07 PM
Pinky ring..CHECK
Star Tattoo.. CHECK
Dog tags.....CHECK
Smerk... CHECK
Fruit Punch..CHECK
DOUCHEBAG STATUS...SURPASSED!!
Star Tattoo.. CHECK
Dog tags.....CHECK
Smerk... CHECK
Fruit Punch..CHECK
DOUCHEBAG STATUS...SURPASSED!!
# posted by : 6:28 AM
: 6:28 AM
You can actually see that his head gets thinner and thinner where the brain is located. But then again, maybe his brain is located elsewhere...
# posted by : 6:08 AM
: 6:08 AM
ewwwww...something tells me these 2 are porn stars are involved in the industry in some way, that pic was so greasy it almost feel off my PC screen.
# posted by : 1:18 AM
: 1:18 AM
I finally figured out what this site is missing.
To bring the full douchsperience to life, you need the appropriate audio links.
e.g. for DonkeyDouche:
http://www.dogpile.com/clickserver/_iceUrlFlag=1?rawURL=http%3A%2F%2Fpentaclerecords.net%2Fmidi%2Ffanfare_for_the_common_man.mid&0=&1=0&4=72.53.194.53&5=69.158.53.157&9=2d0ea4d5b5e342b0a0dac1c390cbc801&10=1&11=info.dogpl&13=search&14=372372&15=main-title&17=8&18=8&19=0&20=0&21=8&22=znb%2B0xjqP%2BE%3D&23=0&40=vxQHpQSTQ%2FbDHMmE%2BE43pA%3D%3D&_IceUrl=true
I will perform my duty and provide appropriate musical commentary as I can.
To bring the full douchsperience to life, you need the appropriate audio links.
e.g. for DonkeyDouche:
http://www.dogpile.com/clickserver/_iceUrlFlag=1?rawURL=http%3A%2F%2Fpentaclerecords.net%2Fmidi%2Ffanfare_for_the_common_man.mid&0=&1=0&4=72.53.194.53&5=69.158.53.157&9=2d0ea4d5b5e342b0a0dac1c390cbc801&10=1&11=info.dogpl&13=search&14=372372&15=main-title&17=8&18=8&19=0&20=0&21=8&22=znb%2B0xjqP%2BE%3D&23=0&40=vxQHpQSTQ%2FbDHMmE%2BE43pA%3D%3D&_IceUrl=true
I will perform my duty and provide appropriate musical commentary as I can.
I love how his facial expression and posture totally looks like he's touching cotton...just hold it in a few more seconds
# posted by : 9:38 AM
: 9:38 AM
The sad thing is I went to high school with this guy and he looked just the same 7 years ago
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