Thursday, January 04, 2007
Scrotey Opie
Don't hate the playah, hate this douchebag.
He's like a mini'bag, a 'bag in training. Taking his first hesitant steps into the world of douchebaggery. A skull bandana the size of Trenton. Cheek grease. Two gallons of Axe Body Spray (presumably). Welcome to douchebaggery, Scrotey Opie. Judging by what you've caught, you've now become convinced to continue down the douche path.
Fifty bottles of Night Train to the first person who can definitively determine whether this Holy Cleavite is a fully natural occurance or is enhanced through artificial means. Not that it really matters. Librarian Hotties are the key to the DB1's heart (as well as other areas), and Pearls here makes me happy to be alive.
Scrotey Opie, definitely not.
# posted by Douchebag1 @ 8:59 AM 
Comments:
<< Home
She's yummy, no doubt. Even without reading the commentary, I could tell this was a 2007 contender for a Douchie for The Future Ex-Mrs. DB1.
Is it sad that I know the sexual proclivities of people I have never met? Clearly, the answer is yes.
Is it sad that I know the sexual proclivities of people I have never met? Clearly, the answer is yes.
It's hard to tell with most of the lusciousness under wraps, but my gut feeling is impossible to ignore: Those dirty pillows are the work of a professional.
Something about the curvature up near the collar bone area...
Mmmmm...fake breasts.
Amerigo Vesdouchey
Something about the curvature up near the collar bone area...
Mmmmm...fake breasts.
Amerigo Vesdouchey
# posted by 
: 11:28 AM
: 11:28 AM
Douchebag.
As for her, who cares about the rack's provenance. If I can fuck my monitor and not know the difference, then they're ok by me.
As for her, who cares about the rack's provenance. If I can fuck my monitor and not know the difference, then they're ok by me.
I'll not be a party to such discriminatory practices as trying to determine if those most luscious fun bags are real or fake. It just detracts from the enjoyment of their blinding perfection.
# posted by : 12:50 PM
: 12:50 PM
This.
Is.
The.
Hottest.
Chick.
EVER.
On this site.
Scrotey's shirt says it all...
OBEY.
Even the aliens from "They Live" knew this...
OBEY.
The Power of of the Librarian Hottie/Pear Necklace/Holiest of Cleavite trifecta can not be denied...
OBEY.
"I came here to do two things: chew bubblegum and kick [Opie's] ass...and I'm fresh out of gum."
Is.
The.
Hottest.
Chick.
EVER.
On this site.
Scrotey's shirt says it all...
OBEY.
Even the aliens from "They Live" knew this...
OBEY.
The Power of of the Librarian Hottie/Pear Necklace/Holiest of Cleavite trifecta can not be denied...
OBEY.
"I came here to do two things: chew bubblegum and kick [Opie's] ass...and I'm fresh out of gum."
# posted by : 1:43 PM
: 1:43 PM
She is peerless. And I don't mean she's a faucet. Although she is a font of female fecundity.
I'm going to bed.
I'm going to bed.
# posted by : 2:47 PM
: 2:47 PM
i've long kept my habits of monitor-fucking to myself. but now i feel as if there's a whole new world out there. thank you Mr. BMT!
oh and, very rarely, i would wonder, if a porn star is so hot i can't even masturbate to her for longer than [only this many seconds] then if i ever get to fuck her for real how embarassing will i be?
but i only wonder about it rarely, because it will only become a problem if we get rid of mountains of filth such as the one in this pic.
oh and, very rarely, i would wonder, if a porn star is so hot i can't even masturbate to her for longer than [only this many seconds] then if i ever get to fuck her for real how embarassing will i be?
but i only wonder about it rarely, because it will only become a problem if we get rid of mountains of filth such as the one in this pic.
# posted by : 4:02 PM
: 4:02 PM
Man this is definitely a girl who can overtake Barbarino Bag's hottie for Best Librarian look. I kinda think those are real too, just a gut feeling, she seems too damn "hot librarian-next-door"...
Don Juan de la Douche
Don Juan de la Douche
# posted by : 8:25 PM
: 8:25 PM
Yeah, check her, the Librarian Look out...also, check out my Dating Website!
An Online Dating Website
Post a Comment
An Online Dating Website
<< Home
