Tuesday, January 30, 2007
The Turd Burglar
I'm not sure why the term "Turd Burglar" came to me when staring at this oversized scrote attacking this cutie. I think it's because "Turd Burglar" was a term I used in third grade. And this wank's look is what I would've pictured in third grade as a good "night on the town" look.
So from third grade to this inflated putz, I knight thee, "Sir Turd Burglar." Next time find a shirt that isn't six sizes too large, T.B.
Mmm... those are some healthy mammaries.
# posted by Douchebag1 @ 8:11 AM 
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Is he wearing a linen shirt a la Ricky Gervais in the Office? News flash, dipshit: just because your hat is cocked at a jaunty angle neither makes you footloose nor fancy free. In fact, one might say you look like a total yutz.
DOUCHE!
DOUCHE!
I knew I saw this hottie before in Friday Haiku from ealier this year.
http://img99.imageshack.us/img99/9606/db1094oe7.jpg
I wonder if she's a douche magnet, or if she's attracted to douches?!
El Douchablo
http://img99.imageshack.us/img99/9606/db1094oe7.jpg
I wonder if she's a douche magnet, or if she's attracted to douches?!
El Douchablo
# posted by 
: 10:01 AM
: 10:01 AM
The cocked hat may say "douche," but the gold chain definitely screams "date rape!"
# posted by : 10:08 AM
: 10:08 AM
Looks like hottie is sporting a credit card and tube of K-Y. She works quick.
Hottie in the back is trying to suck the ice through that straw. Target acquired, gentlemen.
As for Aryan Pimp here, well, it's hard being a Neo-Nazi wigga in the 21st century. He really looks like he's about to rap the lyrics to a Von Trapp tune. He's just so misunderstood.
Hottie in the back is trying to suck the ice through that straw. Target acquired, gentlemen.
As for Aryan Pimp here, well, it's hard being a Neo-Nazi wigga in the 21st century. He really looks like he's about to rap the lyrics to a Von Trapp tune. He's just so misunderstood.
# posted by : 3:36 PM
: 3:36 PM
Hah! That Ricky Gervais video was awesome. Nice call. If we don't know douche by now...
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# posted by : 4:51 PM
: 4:51 PM
he is clearly a fucking douchebag and I think she knows it, that isn't a smile and if it is...it seems very forced.
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