Haha. I love that look on his face, that "I'm scoring all the chicks dude" smirk. Too bad we all know from her last pic that she is a stripper or at least someone who is being compensated to pose with you. Douche on, Federbag.
 

This scrote is mixing so many looks I don't even know where to put him in the douche classification.

Ear bling suggests he's a wangsta.

Black leather jacket says, "James Dean rocks!" But then, he fucks that up with a white shirt and skinny black tie.

My best guess is that he's a waiter at Cheesecake Factory who ambled on over to the Pink Pony after work.
 

Big fan of this hottie. Look at her really closely. She's not smiling, it's a scowl. Her eyes aren't in it, and it's obvious she's loving the money that she gets for taking this picture.

Now look at the douchebag. His look saying I get chicks like this all the time turns pathetic. Sure you do. So does the slow ugly kid from the short bus, as long as he's donating 5 bucks a minute too.
 

Federline 'Bag should be aware of two things: drugs only mask the pain of realizing your douchiness, and Blue Triangle only bangs much wealthier bags (which she advertises with her sparkly bracelet). Wise up, Federline 'Bag.
 

I love me some Blue Triange. Some Red Triangle would have been nice to see here though. But the rack! The lack of Holy Blue (or Red) Triangle means there is no distraction from the cleavite. How much is she again? Can I sell my car and have 15 minutes with her?

I hope this guy dies in agony.

Indiana Douche and the Last Douchebag
 

I love her. Stay away from her Fed 'bag! You have fertilized enough women with your scrote (no pun intended)!

Douchehunter
 

Douche looks to me like a "Day in the Life of Jimmy Reardon" 'bag.

I love her more than all of you put together.

Amerigo Vesdouchey
 

He should take two weeks off and then quit. Everything.
 

Does this chick work at the Bunny Ranch or something?
Why the F*@K does she always look so happy to be around the scrotes?
 

Mmmmmmm boobies.
 

this girl is a very good follow up on maggie's amazingness. Like the perfect chaser.
 

I think the chick's massive head has been photoshopped onto that body. It looks disproportionate to the "breast" of her. In other words her melon doesn't match her melons.
 

La Looks - Check
Stupid smirk - Check
Starch your own shorts - check

Twenty bucks lighter, Squinty McAsschin makes the mistake of pretending he has hotties like this on his lap all the time. I bet he never counted on being posted here. They never do but that's why they call 'em douches!
 

i become irritated instantaneously when i noticed that this pic doesn't have panties. i guess Ms. Blue Triangle has made me a petulant and spoiled child. which wouldn't be such a bad thing if we're in the same bedroom alone. i.e. withOUT any half-dead mutations douche.

by the way though Greekbag, while i think Maggie can put up tough competition against Blue, if i'm ever in a position to choose, it will be Blue hands down. i'm just THAT judgmental.
 

Both of these are residents of Chin City and he wins because of his ass chin, but this fake orange skank is awful as well...we need a Douche Chicks with Douche bags, because a lot of these girls look really stupid.
 

Have you considered that some of these girls might be strippers, and thus more interested in tipping potential than boyfriend potential.

I hope I'm not maligning anyone's sister here, but I've known my share of strippers, and this is what they look like.