Speechless.

The pure essence right here.

Too strong to view.

Can only do it in 3 second bursts.
 

His Pursey lips make me wanna slap him with a fish.
 

Who wants to bet this ass harness was never in the military? Lose the tags you over tanned, purse lipped pillow biter!
 

God he is always with the lovely babe on the left there. If I ever found out that he was hitting that with 100% certainty, I would shave my chest, gel my hair, bust a sideways hand gesture #37, and then blow my fucking brains out.

Danny Bonnadouchey
 

You just made yell out "Noooooooo!" at work. I hope yer happy, DB1. Fucking hell.

I can't believe I ever thought D-Squared was ashamed of his 'bag status.

He is a colossus of scrote.
 

Blonde HC is pressing her boob against his shoulder. I want to die.

I guess we know who's going to win HCwDotM (like there was ever a contest?)

Indiana Douche and the Last Douchebag
 

I am going to go out on a limb here and say that if anyone can top Donkey here for DB of the year-it will take an superhuman effort. His consistency is unparalled, he has managed to dress 4 or 5 different ways, and each time his douchiness grows. I fear he is a virus and has infected us all, and there is no cure. As for madam gorgeous he is always with, its curtains- no hope of revival.
 

Chicks seem to really dig guys who look like gay porn stars.

I wouldn't mind seeing more of the black-haired hottie. She looks like she's aware of what a douche he is.
 

I think my head just exploded, I am scrounging up the pieces as I write this.

Douchehunter

P.S. Nice donkey tags douchebag! Now you won't get lost!
 

I'd love to see this guys journal. Bet you there's things like:

- every morning, over apply self-tanning lotion

- reserve an hour for the hair
(note to buy more hair gel)

- every 15 minutes, reapply lipstick

- evening: go to the gym to hang out and do curls in the squat rack, followed by a shot a steroids in the ass

- night: clubbing
 

He's doing that fucking "moue" with his mouth, reminds me of Bruno (from Ali G/Borat) but this guy is sincere about it.
 

I wouldn't be takin' shit about that guy if I was you. He's got dog tags on so he's probably a Navy Seal or something...that, or he just bought them at American Eagle.
 

Maybe that's his pickup line ... "hey baby, I'm a soldier and I'm going to Iraq again tomorrow. Let's fuck!" The girls don't notice his dogtags came from Abercrombie until the next morning. It is too late hottie! DD needs to be sent to the front lines ...
 

Those tags are CLEARLY from ARMANI EXCHANGE, the store created for the douchebags to buy their douchey gear to sport whilst commiting their douchebaggery on unsuspecting hotties.
 

Pumped up chest, orange glow, pouty lips, spikey hair......this doucheinator is ready to PUMP.....U UP
 

I've said it all along,
he's a gay hair dresser.
The chicks are also hair dressers
at Salon De Douche.
 

Can his color get any more unnatural? I shudder to think what will be the next incarnation of D^2!
 

I'd be willing to bet a load of cash that Donkey Douche's lineage looks a little something like this:

1. His father was a dancer for Madonna's 'The Virgin Tour' back in 1985.

2. His mother is a carrot.

-pfah
 

Must resist the urge to start geling hair, using self tanner, using Axe Body Spray, and shoping at the Armani Exchange.

Damn you douchebags! Damn you to hell!
 

that tiny area below his mouth seems to be a beacon drawing the chickas.

could DD be sportin' a tiny yet fully functional phosphorescent vag on his chin?

that doesn't really make sense, but neither does that jackstick's appeal to the sweet pink that flanks him.
 

Donkey Douche and his hotties look more smug than ever. is there a reason for that?! my shivering kitchen cleaver is dying for an answer.
 

this guy is making kissy faces like a chic. and not just that. he lifts wieghts and looks strong. but the outside has to match the inside and real intent for me to be even close to scared of him. i have seen tinny guys kick dudes like this guys ass. i think what this makeup wearing man needs in front of man is wo. and if you dont get it. i mean woman. dude is wearing make up. if you cant tell then go kill yourself. any girl who would even think of dating a guy like this is insecure. cause he is not a guy. all the muscles in the world are useless if you wont use them to defend your girl. make up. all i would have to do to win a fight with this guy and take his girl ans smear his makeup and mess with his hair.
 

lol..is this the only type of face this douche can make?
 

fake tanning anyone? ugh
 

Sweet receeding hairline. His essential kit list to take on his nest tour of Afghanistan must read......spare $6 dog tags, tanning lotion, tanning lotion, playgirl, photo of me, tanning lotion and chapstick
 

You could scrape this guys' face and have enough clay to throw a good sized pot.

Mein gott, that poa on the left is divine. And by divine i mean i would hit her like a jackhammer for 30 seconds of heaven.

Black hair hott looks deliciously evil.

Blonde hot is really sad case as she looks triumphant in her closeness to Douchnkey Kong Jr.
 

OMFG....I just threw up in my mouth! Oh gawd! The shade of foundation he's wearing doesnt even match the rest of him. What a douche!!!
 

The only thing that's ever been inside this cycloptic scrote's head is, "duh?"