Friday, February 02, 2007

 

Friday Haiku


Scrote One, Dog Tags Three,
Aftershave wafts, smells like douche,
Mia Sara, why?

# posted by Douchebag1 @ 4:05 AM
Comments:
Son of Frankenstien?
Forehead like the Berlin Wall.
That too must come down.
# posted by Blogger Douchebag OUT! : 8:34 AM
 
Captain beat tattoo,
Good thing you shave your chest hair,
Shirt zipper could hurt.

alpha douche
# posted by Anonymous Anonymous : 8:35 AM
 
Leave her alone, douche.
Go back to ramming Donkey.
He's the one for you.

Sweet foolish hottie,
Can't you see this douche is queer?
Come on over here.


-Amerigo Vesdouchey
# posted by Anonymous Anonymous : 9:12 AM
 
Are those tags tatted?
For shame douche-baggy scrote-boy.
I hope you die soon.
# posted by Anonymous Anonymous : 9:15 AM
 
Lofty arched eyebrows,
Maybe it is Maybelline
On this gamy scrote.
# posted by Blogger Mitch Meats : 9:30 AM
 
(wow i'm actually a bit early for a Friday Haiku, but i don't know how well my internet connection is gonna be later in the day)

hottie's smile is killer.
scrote's smug look nearly killed me.
they are not the same!
# posted by Blogger lower case bag : 10:12 AM
 
That "3" on that dog tag symbolizes how many years he has been practicing his doucheism
# posted by Blogger Douche Diggler : 10:35 AM
 
They say I'm nasty
I really don't ca-re
That's my perogative
# posted by Blogger BMT : 1:09 PM
 
Scott Bakula Douche,
Take your tags away from her.
She's too hot for you.
# posted by Anonymous Count Douchula : 9:07 PM
 
I like how he's pushing his hair forward at the side to hide his receding hairline.

That tattoo is ridiculous. What a fag.
# posted by Anonymous Anonymous : 10:04 AM
 
what tattoo dumbass?
# posted by Anonymous Anonymous : 7:57 PM
 
ahah you guys are a bunch of fucking losers... A.. theres no tattoo...
B. its a good thing you take time to write this because your jealous bc he's gettin pussy and ure all sittin at home jackin off to your uncles old playboy mags... fukin losers... oh ps. i know this guy.. he aint a douche... but u guys sure do look like fukin morons for takin time to write about him..
# posted by Anonymous Anonymous : 8:21 PM
 
At ease douche-anonym. You...that is, this guy you "know," doesn't need to feel bad, after all, we've all been guilty of a certain degree of Douche-Kwon-Do... but YOU...that is, this guy you "know," just happens to be A Tigee-Crouch-3rd-degree-Douche-Master with a Black-belt in Faggotry to boot!!!
# posted by Anonymous Douche-Vader : 12:11 PM
 
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