Damn this dude is trying almost TOO hard to be a douche. He has succeded.
 

HoS material for sure.



Howdy Douchey
 

good lord, what a scrote.

does anyone else out there think he looks like he's probably in a boy band? i'm thinking the band would have a name like.... Boyz4Men or JizmChins.

hey mickey blue eyes, lance bass called. he wants his boyfriend back.
 

Warm-up jacket open to the sternum-check
Nose bling-check
The new paradigm of douchitude, the dog tag-check
Strange, eerie permutations of hair and mousse-check
Collar up-check

Because he looks like Roger Federer, the visceral response I'm feeling is to send a searing topspin backhand right to his face. Or to bend him over and fire peeled potatoes at his ass with a tennis ball machine.
 

i'm actually not as late as i thought i would be for this week's HCwD vote.

so suck it Kangaroo Poo!
 

Isn't this the same douchebag featured a few weeks ago who had dogtags tattoo'ed onto his chest? This must be an earlier photo.

I like how he is pushing his hair forwards at the sides, with gel, to cover up his receding hairline.
 

Again with the Armani Exchange dog tags. Like the military would ever accept a douche bag like this. Physical, check! Written exam, barely passing but check! Wait a second, is he using napalm as hair gel? Never mind...
 

What kind of douche gets a nose ring? Oh yeah, a gay one.
 

I'm willing to put $10 on Kangaroo Poo having a tramp stamp on his lower back. Any takers?
 

This is behavioral douchebaggery at its finest. By that I mean that this guy has to make a half dozen or so relatively minor changes and he might actually be a dashingly handsome dude. (You can tease about my supposed sexual proclivities all you want based on that remark. I am a devout breeder and have the paternity suits and child support payments to prove it.)

So, like a reverse douche checklist, we wash and comb his hair, remove the fucking nose and ear bling, rip the goddamn dog tags off his neck, give him a real shirt and put the collar down, then maybe he looks like a regular dude.

Alas, we can dress him and groom him so that he looks like a normal human in a still photo, but this guy will still be a frigging oily scrote in reality. There's an Oscar winning movie script in there somewhere.
 

Good god, this is an excellent example of primal douchey scrotitude.

And it meets all the HCwDB criteria. I looked at the pic and the brunette honey, thinking 'mmmmm...', then my eyes wandered right-ward and beheld a complete bag.

Truly a classic!

Squatch
 

The nose thing. Unbelievable, and perhaps a douche first. Chris Isaak-bag has done well for himself considering he is desparately seeking Steven with that look.
 

I bet he has one of those stupid little rat dogs that he carries around with him like paris
 

Classic. I feel like if this site had to be represented in one pic, this might be the one. Not saying this is necessarily HoS material, but its very representative of what we are all about here. It's like Chapter 1 in the HCwD textbook.
 

Nick Lachey has really fallen off since the break up with Jessica, huh?
 

I *have* seen kangaroo poo in its natural environment, and surprisingly it looks almost exactly like rabbit pellets. Seriously.
 

trying a little tooo hard
 

Definitely a poo pusher.
 

STOP DISSING KANGAROOS AND AUSSIES he looks too much of a wanker to be an ausee
 

that chick is Rebecca, from this past season of Beauty and the Geek! hahahaha
 

Really, the nose stud is new to me...I've never seen it before, and it definitely is a sign of douchebaggery. A septum ring, a bull ring, sure, why not...but a little girly stud like that? WTF, 'bag? And how do scrotes like this even have a chance to TALK to hotts, much less bang them...oh right, because the world is unfair.
 

Could we have overlooked the neo-classic baggery of the HoS
poo-werhouse Fishslap sans chapeau?
The resemblance seems uncanny, if this picture doesn't scream "I've been blind-sided by a trout" to you, then I may have to book an appointment with my local optometrist.
 

hahaha what a waste of web space. A place for computer geeks to vent... Classic!!