Sunday, February 18, 2007
Political Blogs
HCwD received some notice on political blogs last week, and while I welcome all who'd like to mock scrote and the hotties who love them, there was some confusion. Apparently some political blogger dude named "Jim Treacher" was credited on a few of these blogs as the guy behind this site. I am not he, and I don't know who he is.In fact, this pic could be Jim Treacher. Why not? It makes at about as much sense as crediting him with my blog.
So Jim Treacher is a pumped up douchebag who loves unicorns. Why not believe it? You read it on a blog!
As I said, I welcome all sides of the political spectrum to our ongoing deconstruction of the cultural manifestation of douchey/hottie comingling. This is not a political blog, and it is my contention that the horrorshow that is the rise of the Douche/Hot convergence is more important than any partisan differences we might have. But since these blogs have credited some guy named Treacher with my site, I will now make my sole political comment on this blog: George W. Bush sucks donkey ass.
Thank you, and we now return to regular programming.
# posted by Douchebag1 @ 11:47 PM 
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Suede pink shirt that says "I heart unicorns." Earrings, gelled hair, and bracelet. Spray-on tan. Black superman belt buckle around tight black pants. Not as much a SuperBag as a Super Fa....well you know where im going here. Tryin to stay politcally correct.
Yeah, this guy is definitely playing for the other team. Not that there is anything wrong with that.
I was operating on the assumption that this was a photoshop job with the shirt. Could this possibly be legit? It's simply too good to be true. While others merely imitate, Purple Lips perpetrates, like the douche legend he is.
That's pretty close, except with much less hair and much more body fat.
Sorry about that whole deal. I'm not sure exactly how that got started. Apparently somebody said they found your blog "via Treacher," and then somebody else assumed that meant it was my blog, so then I had to spend hours and hours going around pointing out that I don't have anything to do with your hilariousness. As you know, people are dummies! Well, keep up the good work, this place is great.
Sorry about that whole deal. I'm not sure exactly how that got started. Apparently somebody said they found your blog "via Treacher," and then somebody else assumed that meant it was my blog, so then I had to spend hours and hours going around pointing out that I don't have anything to do with your hilariousness. As you know, people are dummies! Well, keep up the good work, this place is great.
By the Great Thunderbolt of Douche, that IS Purple Lips! The prodigal son returns.
# posted by 
: 5:00 AM
: 5:00 AM
Where's the "Hot Chick" in this pic? This site isn't called "Douchebags", its called "Hot Chicks w/Douchebags". Don't get me wrong, he is a douche, but there has to be a reason for us to look at the pic and if all there is in it is a douche, then its just not worth it.
This was a diversion from the the regularly scheduled programming to address the DB1's apparent politicization of the HCwD phenomenon. Looks like it was all one big mistake. Now we can all chuckle and freeze frame like the end of a 70s sitcom.
Yeah, I'm gonna go with the photoshop theory as well...it just don't make no sense otherwise. if this guy is gay, then you can fuck me raw and call me Sally. besides, there's a flannel shirt in the b/g.
# posted by : 6:55 AM
: 6:55 AM
the 'i heart unicorns' looks like it was added post-picture in photoshop. but to keep my sanity, i'd like to think this entire picture was created in photoshop using the 'bag filter, and then color-corrected using the repressed homosexual palette.
I found your blog via Jim Treacher and linked to it, giving him the credit simply for finding it. I did not mean to imply that he wrote it.
But thanks for that picture. My fantasy is now complete.
But thanks for that picture. My fantasy is now complete.
thanks, DB1, now you're giving aid and comfort to the enemy. besides your shrill partisan attack on the Greatest Preznit in History, the Islammunofascistas are gonna pass around pictures of this 'bag before every major firefight from now until the end of the war to incite deranged bloodlust.
This has got to be hands down the worst outfit in HCwDB history. Not only is he wearing a velveteen shirt but it is stained and tucked into a Superman belt. My gods, does he know how bad he looks?
# posted by : 2:28 PM
: 2:28 PM
Now that the whole Treacher thing is cleared up, I think we should refocus our attention on what, as pandora points out, is truly one of the biggest bags we've ever seen. Because he has no hottie he does not qualify. Though if he did, and even if she were only remotely attractive, I would use my HoS powers to get the process rolling for his induction. He is shockingly awful.
Because I can't think of anything creative or funny to say here, I recommend DB1 gets another photo of this pud and posts it in a day or two. That way I'll have enough time to think-up something mariginally funny to say, something even partially-representative of how much I detest this open sore.
Because I can't think of anything creative or funny to say here, I recommend DB1 gets another photo of this pud and posts it in a day or two. That way I'll have enough time to think-up something mariginally funny to say, something even partially-representative of how much I detest this open sore.
You need not induct this impressive specimen, for he already resides there. I repeat for those who may have become understandably disoriented by this picture-- THIS IS PURPLE LIPS!
Good sir, I do believe you may be right. That's a tough ID since Purple Lips is wearing shades in his pic but I won't oppose it. I welcome a Welsh Parliament style debate on this topic largely because I crave vitriol directed at this 'bag.
BMT, I have seen too many photos of this misguided soul outside of this site to be mistaken. Near as I can reconstruct, what you are looking at is an earlier version of Purple Lips, when he was still trying to find his way as a douche. He only later advanced to his legendary Purple Lips form.
In fact, at the risk of disappointing all, I have also confirmed this is a photoshop job with the shirt. The original is an only slightly less offensive gray velveteen-looking shirt with, sadly, no professed love for unicorns. However, the Superman belt buckle is in effect in both. So, in the immortal words of Carl Spackler, he's got that going for him.
In fact, at the risk of disappointing all, I have also confirmed this is a photoshop job with the shirt. The original is an only slightly less offensive gray velveteen-looking shirt with, sadly, no professed love for unicorns. However, the Superman belt buckle is in effect in both. So, in the immortal words of Carl Spackler, he's got that going for him.
Definitely Purple Lips. Photoshop job or no, he looks like some kind of douchebag action figure. LOL, I just got the vision in my head of how the commercial would go for the PL action figure. Instead of playing GI Joes in their increidibly awesome and unrealistic backyards of sweetness, the freckly-faced 'bags in training would have an elaborate club constructed in their basement.
"Awesooooome!!!!!"
"Awesooooome!!!!!"
I found a picture of me on this site and cant believe im compared to this assclown. Im offended
# posted by : 7:43 PM
: 7:43 PM
Correct me if I am wrong here, but this lonely douche appears to have greased up his happy trail along with his head. Look at the grease stain on his belly button, what else can explain that? If this picture is real it may be one of the funniest things I have ever seen, I am still trying to figure out why this dip shit would beat up a 7 year old girl, put on her shirt, and then go to the club, or wherever the fuck he is at. I swear, when I go into the ER later on tonight from alcohol poisoning, I am referencing this picture as the culprit.
Geeze, you're bitching about the biggest traffic peak your site has probably ever seen?
What say we think about that? Maybe that's not such a great idea, hmmm?
What say we think about that? Maybe that's not such a great idea, hmmm?
# posted by : 10:15 AM
: 10:15 AM
When did it become socially acceptable to flex your muscles while posing for a photo that isn't from a body-building competition? What a dweeb.
Douchehunter
Douchehunter
# posted by : 12:45 PM
: 12:45 PM
Jesus H Christ...where does one start. I cannot even put into words how brutal this is. Nothing but a good old fashioned face kicking can help this tard. If there was a HC in this pic, he would be the poster child for the site.
AceyDouchey
AceyDouchey
# posted by : 11:47 AM
: 11:47 AM
oh my god... if you know you suck and want to celebrate it... follow that guy...
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