this guy isn't achieving douche in any way.
and she is not in any way a hot chick

that said, for all you hunters

Browless is what we call "high risk" for developing melanoma, a very deadly form of skin cancer. While you may not be in the same pasty, overexposed skin league as our bald friend, please be mindful of your sun exposure, stay out of tanning beds, and when outdoors for extended periods of time wear protective clothing and a sunscreen of at least spf 15.

for more information on melanoma and other forms of skin cancer visit:
http://www.cancer.gov/newscenter/individualmelanoma

safe hunting!

-DuckDuckDouche
 

Nightmare on Douche Street?
 

"This waitress really likes me, so if I tip her huge, there is no doubt I will seal the deal." Game, set, match.
 

Yeah, I have to echo the sentiments of DDD before me. The only sign of douche is the bag headbutt, but I am not even sure that's going on here. And I wouldn't do this girl with Rosie O'Donnell's dick.
 

This freckled hunchback should immediately return to his lonely redoubt atop the belltower.
 

Looks like dude used a belt sander to shave his dome and it got away from him and took off the brows too.
 

Have to agree with the wise musings of those that spoke before me; he's not exactly "bag" material, and she is NOT hot. Bleached hair does not a hottie make......so there!
 

I disagree. I feel that if you're enough of a prick to shave your eyebrows (probably the result of losing some bet while drunk) you are a douchebag. Also, we must pay careful attention to his expression. It kind of has that "ohhhh yeaaa" feel to it. Believe me, if you saw this guy in public, you would want to use his left nut as your cue ball during a nice game of snooker. The hottie isn't the greatest we've seen, but hell I'd hit it knowing I'd probably catch something deadly. Don't judge me.
 

I think this is the same guy who was wearing the double pink shirts a few months back.
 

his face looks like your poop after eating a whole bag of salad and a can of beans... spotted and spread out over the entire bowl The odor is strong enough to incinerate his own eyebrows...
 

Are those freckles or does he have a full-blown case of skin cancer?

-Good Will Doucheing
 

This has been said before, but that guy looks like he just arrived after three months of wandering aimlessly in the Sahara. I have baseball mitts from my youth that look less weatherbeaten. His prognosis is grim.
 

i'm getting a sun-damaged michael rappaport vibe.
 

Take a bowl of chocolate pudding and intentionally ignore it for a week and it would resemble this former electrical lineman's complexion.

Poor bastard makes we want to volunteer for my local 'Spew for a Cure."
 

That's Canadian race car driver, Paul Tracy. And nobody can say he ain't a douche!
 

i actually like this hottie myself. that said, i will hold back my most vitriolic insults on Browless until he convalesces from his... er... condition.