As a general point, Bordeaux is not aged in the barriques, it is aged in the bottle.
DD is the 1945 Petrus of douchebaggery. He requires at least 2 hours of decanting before he's ready to douche.
 

He really has it all, hasn't he ?
All the top douche traits, plus the most important one: total obliviousness to his uber-douche status.
He's my idol.
 

this has never happened to me before. as i type this, i honestly feel sick, like if i walked toward a bathroom i would have no trouble barfing. this is the effect this picture has given me. i am ill.
 

He is hungry like the wolf, and must don attire to symbolize the hunter......hear his sneering douchey growl as he stalks and captures his prey! And lo! The hunter is victorious, and we observe his trophy and puke at his triumph.

Damn! I need to take a shower with a Brillo pad and bleach after seeing this.
 

YA BA DA BA DOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!
 

C'mon...he is becoming a parody of himself. That shirt...the ever present sneer. I bet you he thinks he's smiling. "Hey Donkey! Say cheese!" (Lurch-like grunt follows as the lips curl into a sneer.)

At this point, because she is far too poisoned to be saved, we can thank the Holy Grieco that the Hottie is present, else there would be nothing here to tie DD to any sense of reality. She remains, despite the plethora of pics, a smoking slice of ambiguous ethnic hotness.

Hey, jg, good to see you, but, you know, some of us routinely use Brillos and bleach when we shower.

Oh, and a little safety briefing here for the guys: never use a loofah glove on the John Thomas, especially if bleach is involved.
 

OK, three things:

Anonymous' flintstones comment is fucking priceless. Ol' boy should be mixing cement in a pelican by now.

Secondly, oh god what the hell, the DB1 just unearthed a gleaming nugget of 'baggery from a lode in the Mountains of Choad. If there were any doubters of D-Squared's claim to shame in the Hallowed HoS, let them be quelled. This is a fucking 'bagsterpiece.

Thirdly, and most importantly, can we please think of an amusing way to slaughter the Donk? I'll take my answers off the air...but I hazard that some sort of rusty farm machinery is required.

Wow. Most HCwD pics are pretty tame to this Level-80 Chaotic Evil 'Bagslayer, but this pic of DD is abso-fucking-lutely unbelievable. The mind truly boggles. She is obviously rapt with something to hang out with this most obvious specimen. By gum, the lips taken on their own make me wanna start swingin my Malevolent Toilet Brush of Hate all over DD's maxilla.

Oh, and welcome back Jailer!
 

Yikes!
 

Thanks so much for noticing my return......the love flows freely between us. ;) I felt that I could remain a silent observer NO MORE! Thank you, DD, for awakening the fire and gastric stomach acids in my soul.
 

About the only question left to answer is who is the bigger asshat- DD for being.. well, DD or HC for never once leaving his side.

I realize that despite our best efforts, every girl has a moment of weakness and may pose with a 'bag. But this beautiful fawn is ever present, as though she is DD's siamese twin. What motivates her to stick around? The guy has got to have more money than Bill Gates to be that douched out and keep such a hottie for more than one night. I just can't f*cking fathom this.

The more I think about, the angrier I get. I'm not sure what I want to do more- slice and dice his head with a chainsaw; rescue her and send her to one of those de-programmers; or push them both into an elevator along with a home made bomb.

Please, for the love of god/allah/yahweh/vishnu no more DD. I surrender like a Frenchman during a war.
 

The first time DD showed his face made me mildly angry. The next few times were mildly ammusing, but now it has gone too far. I've had enough of this bag. I've had enough of the bag infected by his side.
 

Yabba dabba douche, indeed! Mitch meats asked for amusing ways to end this douchbaggery; may I suggest feet first into a chipper- shredder. You know, the ones they use to mulch christmas trees. I think she's bleethed. It's over. Done. Lost another one to the douche side. This ain't over, donk!
 

I wonder if this fuckwit has ever seen or heard of this site?, I get the feeling, tiny dick douche would love the attention.
 

i learned something today, about Bordeaux being aged in the bottle. great call, BMT.

i also learned something else. about DD and hottie. but you probably don't wanna know that. so let's just keep ourselves to the hottie.

(by the way be careful with the bleach there - 6M NaOH may literally melt your skin - would be great to use on DD i suppose)
 

If your boyfriend shops out of the "International Male" catalog it means he's not straight. Straight men DO NOT wear silk leopard print shirts-let alone leopard print shirts unbuttoned to their navel in any public OR private setting. You wonder why this girl is always with DD? Simple: he hauls her around on his arm every chance he gets to use as his boy magnet and attempts to see how many "straight" men he can take home and convert/conquer.
 

Just wet his lips and stick him on the wall, then we can start deprogramming young angelina jolie.
Hmmm-Jolie
 

O.K., alright, that's it, enough... D.D. with the douche tags is now officially too much for this Army Sergeant.
Forget the rusty farm equipment, the chainsaw and the chipper.
You know those little butane mini-torches? Yeah, and some needle-nosed pliers... and about six hours.
Or you could just satisfy yourself with realizing that the Hot is only about 5'3".
 

I agree about the tags, douchebags who wear their army tags outside of their shirt to let everyone know they are in the army piss me off. I wonder if donkey douche knows hes featured on hcwdb, and is wearing the tarzan outfit to get on again.
 

Notice the Dung Beetle-esque finger grip on the hottie and the second knuckle pinky ring. Douche Lee should look over his shoulder.
 

Is he TRYING to be the biggest douchiest looking douche on the planet? Does he aspire to ever higher levels of douchitude? What the hell is with his grin/upside down smirk. Douche looks like a chimp.
 

More and more Im starting to think the true douche in this pic is the chick who keeps posing with this 'roid'd up, donut chin'd, fuck 'tard. What woman in their right mind hangs out with a cut up'd leopard-print muscle shirted dickwad like this idiot??!? She's losing all hotness she might have possessed before her time began with donkey-dung-douche here.

I'd still do her if she gave me the time of day though.
 

Not much to add here except to suggest that THIS be the picture that accompanies DD's entry into the Hall of Scrote rather than the one currently posted because, well, fuck, just LOOK at it. I know words like "quintessential" get bandied about so often around here that they start to lose all meaning, but if this picture isn't HCwD boiled down to its quintessence, then I don't know what is.

23 Skidouche
 

I really think DD here is the ultimate Douche. Lurking here for awhile now, this is the first time i have been compelled to write. I dont know where these pics keep coming in from but they are great. What do you think he is thinking when is pruchasig a shirt like this? How can anyone in their right mind look at that shirt and say, hmmm that would look good on me? His obnoxious face should be in the encycolpedia next to douchebag.

Douchebag(Doo-SH-bag)See illustration to left-Donkey Douche
 

I've been saying all along, he's a gay hair dresser.
 

All hail Donkey Douche!

Those scrote-wannabees should just throw in their greased up towels. Nothing can really compare with the Donk.

And look, we have verified what was suspected, he has a lame tat on his bicep. He has ALL the required douchebag attributes. The man is a legend. Little douchebags look up to him in awe. In a straight douch-off he would destroy any contender.

A tip of the trucker hat to you Donkey Douche.

Indiana Douche and the Last Douchebag
 

I could rant and rave as well, although don't think I could say anything that hasn't already been said. DD is a complete 'bag, he covers all ends of the spectrum, and leaves no questions unanswered. Although it is only March, I cast one vote for HCwD of the Year right now - Donkey Douche!!

- Anonydouche
 

It's as if Donkey Douche is the love child of Richard Greico and Tarzan. And the womb was filled with self-tan lotion and jersey hair grease.

the quintessential douche.
 

More like yaba daba douche.
Ugh. He needs to be taken out into the woods and shot.
 

damn ur fine
 

:)
 

I like that bolder...thats a nice bolder!
 

ha, this guy screams gay. he knows it too, if only he could accept the reality of it all. no self respecting straight man douche or not would leave the house wearing his rug from the living room floor
 

Is... is that Eli Roth???
 

this guy averages more hours at the tanning bed than she does. I bet he challenged her to an arm wrestling match shortly after this pic was taken. What a douche
 

Wow! Great tits!
Hers aren't bad either.
This is one of those guys that spends his whole day in the gym and then goes home and eats 10 steaks, beats off to gay porn and then goes to bed with his Sponge Bob doll.
 

anyone remember Brother Theodore from Letterman back in the day. The guy was one of the Kolpecks in the movie the burbs. This is him as a young man.
 

The.
Bastard.
Must.
Die.
 

disturbio-

If Tony Danza and Tony Little made a baby...
 

disturbio-

If Tony Danza and Tony Little made a baby...
 

disturbio-

If Tony Danza and Tony Little made a baby...
 

This guy is ugly enough to strip paint off a wall. What tiny eyes you have douche! Maybe you are Butthead's lost brother?
Nice lips you f*ckin jackass... they would make a perfect cushion for my flying fist, and would make a very lovely satisfying and hilarious splat I would enjoy immensely.
Interesting that there is no space between his eyes... that mixed with oversized monkey-lips puckered in a way you only see among the lesser primates makes a man irresistable.
He must have had an evil surgeon lobotamize the poor lovely thing by his side. Or she is strung out on douche-crack thereby her judgement is impaired. There is just no rational reason why someone like her would choose to be by this DD's side.
 

Donkey Douche loves it when Bruno finishes with a Donkey Punch.
 

this guy is true anal discharge....and not the good kind of anal discharge, mind you.
 

Any single element from within this 1000 watt ass wipe's complete and impenetrable Fortress of Douche-itude would be enough for any fifty commenters to spend a decade on...yet the shirt, the chain, the horribly-played-out-yet-still-financing-tattoo-artist's-vacations tribal bicep band, the flatlined ineducably retarded Hynoptiq fueled half-smirk/half Billy Idol sneer ALL come together as a whole that is infinitely greater than the sum of it's parts. Perfection
 

Any single element from within this 1000 watt ass wipe's complete and impenetrable Fortress of Douche-itude would be enough for any fifty commenters to spend a decade on...yet the shirt, the chain, the horribly-played-out-yet-still-financing-tattoo-artist's-vacations tribal bicep band, the flatlined ineducably retarded Hynoptiq fueled half-smirk/half Billy Idol sneer ALL come together as a whole that is infinitely greater than the sum of it's parts. Perfection
 

I like to knock his fucking teeth out.
 

Wow, I actually know this douche. He's from Chicago, and definitely epitomizes what this site was created for. I always use to come across pics of him at various clubs in the area and stare in awe at his facial expressions. Does he think he looks good? Is this girl so coked out she can't see straight?
 

Do these slimmy, anal discharge(the bad kind), lizards not know what they look like when they vouge out... Meaning pose. Today is my first time on this page and I haven't left my computer for 5 hours.. And in that 5 hours I've seen those lips on every other douchinator. They just don't get it do they?
Its depressing
 

yabba dabba douche.
 

That face...he looks like The Todd.

Magnificent.
 

barney rubble on roids...tryin to wipe his coke drip with his upper lip
 

LurchBag
 

Ever bitter, Double-D plies Carmen Electra with tales of failed auditions for "Taxi Driver" and "CHiPs".
 

His douchebaggery goes untamed...hince the animal print trash bag that he is so lavishly sporting. Oh yes and also with his wild jet black dousch bag man hair and his piercing douschy eyes, with what looks to be a hair lip also.
 

Douche-Five!