I think the douche that pisses me off the most in this picture is the one on the far right pointing to the boob and shrugging his shoulders. He's saying "Hey everyone there's a boob right here, but I don't care. I'm too cool for school."
 

WHAT THE..... this picture is wrong on so many levels.It is only the power of this girls hotness that is keeping her from becoming instantly Bleethed. My God what masterful collection of douchebags and the signs that identify them. I'd make a list but my eyes hurt from looking at such complete baggery in action. I wish I was a zebra skin......
 

This is one of those photos that just makes you tired. All of these guys are standouts in their various fields (nice flaming dice on the hat -- you are so edgy and cool), but the maneuver by the "Stephen Baldwin on steroids" guy on the far left trying desperately to flex without making it too obvious...nice. It has a understated doucheness with a hint of insouciant puka shells.
 

Holy necktie of Euro Trash Bag!

This is like the olympic douchebag team.

From left:

gold medalist bag poser with matching necklace/bracelet combo

Gold medalist shirtless/ Vondouche hat, cuff wearing peace signer

gold medalist innappropriate skeeve bag complete with tribal tats and bucket hat

Gold medalist Constantine MoralisBag puckerer shrugging off his doucheness

America is certainly not proud today. George Washington and our forefathers were not ready for this skull f'ing.
Francis Scott Key will be spinning in the grave when these rhino turds take the podium.

Alas, Trashy fake boobies and animal print, with an ample splash of eye makeup are the Red White and Blue's saving grace. Bleeth on trailer girl, bleeth on.

-DuckDuckDouche
 

Our only hope is that these douches will try and kill each other Barnes and Elias style.
 

There's more douche in this photo than ... than ... than ... Geez, I am at a total loss for words. Somebody, help me.

- ScroteBob DouchePants
 

Wow, these guys created a douche vortex that will instantly bleeth any girl that steps in it. There is no chance for this hottie. The next step for her at stage 5 bleeth infection is the mug shot where she looks 30 years older from the drugs.

These guys must have watched Top Gun too much. They are flexing with every gesture. Betcha after this they are going to play some beach volleyball, then shower together, followed by an off-screen all-guy orgy.

Note, I'm not calling them gay. Just confused guys that slap each other's butts too many times.
 

Holy crap...if these guys get much closer together they'll become a singularity of douche--a point in douche-time in which forces of 'baggitude cause matter to have an infinite grease/muscle density and zero brain volume.
 

The formidable panacea of douche is on display here. It's as if Jean Claude van Douche gave a flying roundhouse kick to the Ark of Douche and all its consitituents were instantly laid bare for all to see.
Thank you, JCvD, for a glimpse behind the curtain.
 

As I stare at this locus of all that is douche, I like to imagine that the Joe Rogan tonguebag is not merely fulfilling his contractual obligation to expose his taintlicker every 10 seconds (as required by the document he signed when he received the largest tribal tattoo of myrtle beach spring break '94), but rather beginning a massive projectile vomit into the hair of this lovely.

Also, the aviator on the right is casually answering the question that nobody needs to ask, "who's getting gang banged?" while losing a game of Rock-Paper-Scissor (Scissor beats paper, sorry bud)
 

Whoever submitted this should get a free HCwD t-shirt. Then send in a bunch more pics of this girl, sans douches.

These guys are like a case study in douche. This pic could be an excerpt from "Douchebags for Dummies." These guys are proudly displaying the top 12 signs of scrote:

1. Missing shirt
2. Stupid sunglasses
3. Tilted hat
4. Gel
5. Hand signals
6. Ridiculous tattoos
7. Puka shells
8. Wrist bands
9. Tongue towards hottie
10. Douchebag smirk
11. Facial fungus
12. Jesus Bling/Dog tags

This hottie is my new favorite. She makes the Donk's lass look like The Crypt Keeper.
 

All this photo needs is Carson Daily and the MTV spring break beach house.
 

Thank you DB1 for posting this photo... My South Beach experience last week was full of scrotes like these. Ahhhhh...Memories.
 

Where to begin? As far as the girl goes, yeah, her body is pretty nice...but she has exceeded the amount of eye make-up that should be worn in daylight unless your strip-club has a pole installed on the patio. And yes, the guys are most certainly a Synchronized Douchebagging Gold Medal Team, but God help me....I still would tap the ass of Mr. "I'm Not Flexing, I'm Just Standing Here" Blue Shirt Douche in a second. I'd have to cut off his stupid necklace and BRACELET first, but if you men can say that you wanna screw these bleethed out, fake-boobied, anorexic, overly tanned ho-bags, then I can say that there is in fact a 'bag I would bag. Booyah!
 

Uuuuugh. You know, the city I live in is already at maximum douche capacity but once a year every platoon of douchebags east of the Mississippi come down to Miami Beach for spring break thinking they're gonna own the place and become little Scareface wannabes. It's a vanity fair for the stupid. They think they're gonna sleep with everyone and get into every club...wearing sandles. Of course, once they get a glimpse of the cover charges and/or bottle services they realize that it exceeds thier ENTIRE budget so they are forced to hang out on the streets. These guys are the DEFINITIVE image of spring break in Miami--douchebags and the women who love them. It makes me want to go to a museum or an art exhibit--anything FAR away from this shit.

--Douche Hunter.
 

It took 3 litres of Nair to make this picture possible.

Further to Douchebag1's analogy, the only thing saving supernova sexy hottie from complete and utter douchestruction: camo bra.
 

She looks a little TPT to me.
 

and a hearty lol @ chunderstorm
 

i think i'd rather trim my fingernails with a weed whacker than stare at this photo any longer.

what does that guy (with the mark of the choad on his shoulder) have in his mouth, anyway?
 

I imagine horrible things when I gaze on this scene. She's got to be either retarded or suffering from Stockchoad Syndrome to be smiling in the midst of the Band of Bozos here. Seriously, she's going to need a thermos-sized can of 'Bag-Be-Gone spray to get out of this one.

Or maybe she's a present-day Margaret Mead, taking copious notes on the ritual scarification, mis-shapen body parts, odd facial displays and hand gestures of the Darwin-deprived douchebags here. These guys need to be plucked out of the jungle by an enormous ape and flung against a cliff while I save the blonde.

And fly in some sulpha, stat. I smell jungle rot.
 

Is this the Dream Team of Douche Bags?
 

Motherfucktard in the back is trying to sneak in a lick. I will brand a picture of your mother's snatch on there. If only your tounge was that wide. Prick.
 

Could the next HCwD of the Week contestants all be from the same pic?? Would that be a first on HCwD??

Could there also be a 4-way tie for first place?

These dweebs all reek of choad. Damn, I felt the need to comment multiple times on this pic, I think that's a first.

What an Army of Scrote.

- ScroteBob DouchePants
 

In 2007, a crack commandouche unit was sent to prison for excessive use of Hi-Karate. These men promptly escaped from a maximum security stockade to a bar in Mazatlan, where they airfondled Baywatch caliber lovenuggets.

Spikey McPumpenstein.
Sir Pecsalot.
Gilligan VanInky.
The Finger.

If you have a hottie that hasn't been denigrated in public enough, if no one else can help, and if you can find them, maybe you can hire... THE DB-TEAM.
 

nice baron

-DuckDuckDouche
 

Dude! Did you Bedazzle your hat?!...And what kind of bracelet is that?! Must of been 'crafts day' down on the douche farm.
 

A smorgasbord of 'baggery. What more can be said that hasn't been already?

Though I do have a question for jailergrrl: you honestly have a thing for guys with beer bellies and "big guns"? He's a chubby little pudwhacker, but different strokes for different folks, I guess.
 

The NAFTA of douches has been ratified!
 

commander DB1 i have sad news for you. operation Hottie Rescue has failed. the enemies prevailed.

:(
 

And allow me to answer that posed query; I like a guy who can toss me around a little bit. Jailergrrl likes the rough stuff in bed. And yes, I just referred to myself in the 3rd person.
As I had stated in a post from a month ago, sometimes a girl just likes to pump some muscled douchebag, and then send them on their way.........just like guys do with ho-bags. ;)
 

Jailergrrl: No, I get the physicality aspect, I just didn't realize that you likes 'em doughy as well.
 

I likes what I can get......and sometimes, especially in my younger days, my standards weren't AS high after 10 rounds of tequila shots. OUCH!
 

seriously this is like the center of the douche universe. The dbag on the far right takes the cake with his wrist band. He has that "I'm a huge douche" smirk as he points at a boob that he'll never be able to touch. Oh and him not looking at the camera really adds to his douchness. Please do us all a favor and go buy some shampoo
 

All your comments are really cute...Unfortuneatly, for you guys your facts are skewed.... It's flattering that the individuals on this web site would take the time to comment our pic. But im pretty confident that between the 4 of us we have probably have around 800+girls, roughly. And the vast majority better looking than the one present here. My boy's "Van Douche Hat" cost about $150. How much was yours? And doughy?? Theirs probably 20% body fat between the four of us. How much do you have??
This website should be renamed to Computer geeks who have no life but to hate on people they've never met.com/you should probably go kill yourself/html
 

Dude, just b/c the hat costs $150 doesn't make it cool. If you want I will sell you a piece of shit for $300 and you can wear THAT on your head. And 800+ girls only proves one thing - you have herpes. The gym just called - where are you?
 

the douchebag olympics brought their A-game today. ewwww... i think i am most disgusted by the cut off blue t-shirt. his i am going to try to look like i am not flexing approach. you steaming mountain of choad, i know god damn well you're flexing! and you folding your hands like that just pisses me off even more! F*CK!