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HBT in the house with, surprise surprise, an utterly foul specimen of douchitude. There is no God.

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Joey Buttadouchebag : 8:10 AM

That is nicest pair of cans I have ever seen. Probably the best money can buy. Oddly, douche punk spent the same amount on his hair styling products.

When is it time to avoid the mohawk? When the hairline is creeping back and when you are graying at the temples. Holy Douche, Batman! This dude may need to be put down.

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Anonymous : 8:56 AM

Vortex!!

-Doc

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Anonymous : 11:54 AM

WTF, that is not right.

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Pr0ducer : 12:05 PM

By a judicious use of today's WSJ to cover cock-a-doodle-doucheter, the hotties appears to be Blue Triangle, albeit with a toothier smile and heavier eye makeup. But I could just be thinking with my dangling glands again.

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Baron von Douchehausen : 12:35 PM

ummmm his hair isnt "graying" at the temples, its hair dye. know him well and love his hair

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Anonymous : 1:06 PM

60% of Blue Triangle's hotness comes from the blue triangle. It being absent here disappoints, but not so much so as to impede my elevated testosterone level from causing me to decomb this rooster with a rusty roto- tiller.

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BMT : 1:12 PM

ohhh...HBT...me love her.

Indiana Douche and the Last Douchebag

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Anonymous : 1:38 PM

Hey, Mitch, I just consulted the HCwD acronym dictionary and discovered the meaning of HBT.

Between bipolar driven dementia and the single malt driven DTs, I pretty much have to stay on lithium and sextasy just to function most weekends. I know, I know, this is a lame excuse that you hear all the time.

I'm not really a dick, I just don't pay attention, like a...well...dick.

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Baron von Douchehausen : 4:27 PM

wait a second. did the rooster's friend just claim that this jackanapes is dying the temples of his hair gray? is he also dying his hairline bald?

btw, hbt is absolutely murdering that tank top.

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Anonymous : 6:00 PM

This is exactly the kind of pic we all envisioned when we first logged on to this brilliant website.

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Anonymous : 6:08 PM

She certainly makes these pics a lot more tolerable than they should be.

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Anonymous : 6:21 PM

This is a case study in the natural antipathy between doudounes and the douche. They're literally wilting his fauxhawk.
Hair-dye? Are you sure he didn't just fall sideways onto a pair of diarrhea covered sheap-shears?
Note the douchemark thumb-band below her lithe serratus anterior.
And is that a diuretic that he's drinking?
Tonight, I will pray that Hank Rollins eats this popcorn rocker's ancestors -thus eliminating one more strain of avian scrote flu.
Then I will think about the various flavors of syrupy liqueur that I would pour onto those two honeypots.

Rock-a-bye buxom,
In your tank-top,
When the douche ceases,
The nightmare will stop.

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Jacques Derridouche : 6:34 PM

she's definately a hottie.how muchdo you think that they cost?????i'd pay a million dollars to be wth her.

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andyswo : 8:27 PM

Can we go ahead and award him insta-HCwDBotW?

Douche McAllister

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Anonymous : 8:49 PM

ain't found a way to kill me yet -
eyes burn with stinging sweat -
seems every path leads me to nowhere -

...

yeah they come to snuff the rooster - oh yeah...
yeah here come the rooster - yeah...
you know he ain't gonna die -
no, no, no, no... you know he ain't gonna die -

...

my [HEART]'s breathin' his dyin' breath -
OH GOD PLEASE - WON'T YOU HELP ME MAKE IT THROUGH -

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lower case bag : 9:25 PM

This week is way too tight for instant awards. Re-visit coffee bag and come back when your nuts descend from your throat again. Then glance up at the web address and back to rooster here and you will swear he's about to wink at us. I'm gonna be sick.

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Anonymous : 11:37 PM

ha ha what a cock, but she is YET another boring fake bitch, fake tits, fake tan and those teeth look they have had some work too, she isn't hot she has an ugly face and I can't stand these fake bitches and douches.

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Anonymous : 1:05 AM

How, how, how could a douche get into this fashion? Again, he had to go to a professional, request this haircut, maintain it, and go to a club. And this guy must work in a used record store, I can't see him doing anything else. Envision him in an office meeting ... yeah, I can't either. Now envision him working as a janitor ... can't do that either.

And HBT, I love her, but she's got to stop taking pictures with douches. Or maybe DB1 can show us a picture of her making out with other girls. Just to give us a small break from the overwhelming douchiness.

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El Douchablo : 8:44 AM

ah the mighty vortex. How you crush my spirits when I see you wandering the clubs with the scum of the earth, when you wandering in my pants would be a much more efficient allocation of your resources.

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greekbag : 12:38 PM

Anyone that still claims that punk rock isn't completely dead and an absolute parody of itself can charge a Fall Out Boy record to my Target card.

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Phat Mike : 3:02 PM

oh dear....

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Dog The Douchebag Hunter : 7:24 AM

Priceless!!!! You couldn't have described this any better. I cannot remember the last time I laughed like I did when seeing this picture and reading your description......Priceless. Keep up the good work.

aftb

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Away from the Bay : 7:59 AM

lol

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Anonymous : 2:38 PM

He's making love to me with his eyes. And his ass chin.

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fermez la douche : 3:44 AM

Is this chic a stripper/shot girl or something? How is she in so many pictures with douche sacks?

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Anonymous : 9:35 AM

this manky fuck is doing a glammed-up version of Jerry Only's 'Devilock.' if you know Jerry Only, you're my kind of douchebag. this guy is clearly spending too much time in the Lays potato baking machine.

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misfit : 11:04 AM

Chingachgook from "The last of the Mohicans" has 2nd wife in Florida. This seminole is a descendent

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Anonymous : 1:36 AM

Delila needs to clip Samson's hair; I believe the strength of his douche comes from his thread locks

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Anonymous : 9:08 AM

Jerry Only has pieces of this guy in his stool.

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Anonymous : 2:35 PM

he looks a little bit like a baldwin brother, enough said.

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Anonymous : 1:15 PM

Nice Cranberry and Vodka Faggot!

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"That Guy" : 11:50 AM

How did Stephen Baldwin find time during his holy crusade to grow a ridiculously huge mohawk?

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Anonymous : 12:50 PM

No shit, that is totally a Baldwin. I wonder if he called the girl a selfish little pig.

She does have the most perfect set of cans ever seen by human eyes. Too bad man with the douchehawk is about to force her off a cliff. I think his name is Magwa.

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Anonymous : 10:38 PM

Talk about a Douche-Mohican! I've never seen such a goiter with a Goddess who's boobies could light up the darkest corners of the universe. Notice the gothic stare, proclaiming the undeniable truth that he doesn't belong even in the same room as this ultra-mermaid that I'm porking right now in my head. I would surely hunt this maggot down, cut off his douche-bang, and staple it to the side of his face just for a chance to drink bubbly from her succulent navel. Back to the Darkside, Little Nicky RoosterDouche, your dance with my soulmate is over! I'm flushing you like the terd you are...

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The Irish Assassin : 5:52 PM

Looks like a Baldwin

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Anonymous : 8:29 PM

When this punkrock douche bag farts, he cant hear it.

DISTURBIO go

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Anonymous : 1:31 PM

Jesus Christ!!!

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Anonymous : 8:40 PM

This guy makes me want to shit on my self.

That girl makes me want to turn out the lights and Tea-bag myself.

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Anonymous : 9:58 PM

Is that a tampon falling out of his upturned collar?

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Sir Douche A Lot : 6:29 PM

Easily THE worst haircut that has ever existed.And she's a stunner,what's she doing with him?!!

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Guy : 10:47 AM

is that richard greico?

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Dan : 2:53 PM

What happened to his brows?

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filtersweep : 5:39 AM

That's gay porn star David Blowie. What's he doing with a chica?

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Anonymous : 10:16 PM

You win. That is the best comment I have ever read on this site. Fucking awsome

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Anonymous : 8:30 PM

Holy shit I found his myspace he is actually friends with my buddy. That does say anything about me does it?
http://viewmorepics.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewPicture&friendID=11376414&albumId=261348

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Anonymous : 4:44 PM

I thought the world was finally safe when this douchebag got blown up in The Fifth Element.

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Anonymous : 9:21 AM

Jean-Baptiste Emanuel Zorg meets Kip Dynamite.

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Anonymous : 9:31 AM

hahahahahaah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ive never seen this one!!! what a total fucking faggot!!!!

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hamrock : 10:52 AM

Douchie has no doubt styled his hair like this to give his other anally partial douche friends the option of pulling him, by his hair, down on to their cocks, thus making the most of his chap stick laden lips.

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Anonymous : 8:13 AM

His mohawk looks in need of Cialis.
I like the Alice in Chains reference. I hope someone stuffs his poopster.

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Anonymous : 10:46 AM

I have to wonder, are those patterns shaved into the side of his head, or is cock-a-doodle-douche suffering from the mange? I head it's been going around the Doucheyard.

Well, if he did it on purpose, those may be some sort of heiroglyphics, a communication to the other Douchebags in his tribe. Mostly telling them where they can find Grey Goose (thanks to this site, I am now under the impression that Grey Goose is the official drink of Douchebags everywhere), and where to find women with so little shame that they will pose and be photographed with these human bits of pig spittle.

# posted by

Bagnes of God : 3:40 PM

You should have named this site Douchbags with Fake chicks. None of these chicks would be hot without the gallons of makeup, fake everything about them.

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Anonymous : 8:31 AM

I don't know who I hate more...the dickhead with the shitty haircut, or the dumb chick hanging with this mistake.

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Anonymous : 6:28 PM

if i print this out and cut it in half i will have something to masturbate to and some to masturbate on.

but seriously this picture hurts my very being. I just died a little. and not in that cute french euphemistic way that we all enjoy.

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the undomiciled sophisticate : 10:06 PM

Cock-a-doodle-douche? Damn, I almost wet myself I laughed so hard. Thank you.

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Anonymous : 10:59 PM

CCAAAWWWW CCCAAAWWWW CCCAAAWWWWW
that bird wants it's look back man!

# posted by

Anonymous : 8:37 PM

get anally raped while having your haircut.....check.
pop the collar. check.
vodka cranberry. check.

douchebag status like no other.
check.

girl who has no clue what a real man is.....check check.

# posted by

uloveme2nv : 11:06 PM

My eyes!!!!!! They burn!!!!! I can't take much more of all these douches. I'm starting to foam at the mouth while I convulse on the floor in a puddle of sheer horror...

Buffy the Scrotebag Slayer

# posted by

Buffy the Scrotebag Slayer : 7:45 PM

WOW! I have seen some douche bags in my day but this guy is off the HOOK. RUFIO!!!!

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Anonymous : 1:54 PM

Would the douchebag who screwed a peacock thirty-some years ago please claim your offspring. We've seen enough.

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skunk-doper : 8:23 PM

Meantime ur sisters probably blew a guy who looked just like this one while waiting on the bathroom line at the club!
ELVIS DURAN IS THE GAYEST BASTARD ON THE RADIO!!!
Promote real websites cock licker!!

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Anonymous : 9:39 AM

this guys hair looks like my taint if it was part of a native american tribe.

You have to be hammered to get a phot with this guy... i feel bad for this girl. I once got a picture with mcdonalds
grimace and saw it on facebook and wanted to punch myself square in the balls. I can only imagine how this girl felt.

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Anonymous : 4:40 PM

This guys head looks like my taints fuzz if my taint was part of a native american tribe of warriors. Absolutely hilarious

I feel bad for this woman. I got my picture once when I was hammered with "grimace" (the purple mcdonalds guy)and saw that picture online a while later and wanted to punch myself square in the balls. I can only imagine what this woman thought when she saw this.

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Anonymous : 4:49 PM

He looks like a baldwyn

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Anonymous : 5:34 PM

a flock of douche nozzles...

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Ethan : 1:42 PM

Yes she's a douchette but i'd love to splooge all over her

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Anonymous : 4:27 AM

nice pink drink douche!

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Anonymous : 9:40 PM

Ella es doo visual del doo con gusto del olor y del contenedor de los pescados. Él es un bolso de ducha de mierda de la madre el chupar de gallo con un weenie de una pulgada.

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Anonymous : 6:58 PM

Apparently his mohawk went flaccid.

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Is that Fog Horn Douche Horn.

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