Monday, March 12, 2007
Soc and Friends
You gotta give it up to the legend. Not only can he maintain the oiliest head this side of Halliburton, but his hair is neatly organized for harvesting in the Fall.
And his friend.
Wow.
It's hard to put this pic up with a HCwD of the Month contest going on because it's douchitude might overwhelm the senses of all of us (and prevent voting), but what the hell. It's Monday, and I need a good 'bag slap in the face.
What's that?
Soc, you want to say something?
Socrates: All we are is dust in the wind, dude. Just like my D&G chained up douchitude. And while my Nordic flat topped friend may overwhelm, that's no excuse not to vote for the HCwD of the Month.
Well said, Soc. Well said.
# posted by Douchebag1 @ 10:21 AM 
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You should post the after picture of this girl firing out of the greezy douche sandwich like a bullet. It's like a gesturing, tag reeking, lable flaunting, frosted slip and slide.
That much oil and pressure can only result in hotties getting hurt.
Is this a halloween party? Please?
-DuckDuckDouche
That much oil and pressure can only result in hotties getting hurt.
Is this a halloween party? Please?
-DuckDuckDouche
# posted by 
: 10:36 AM
: 10:36 AM
Apparently hair-plug haircut is the new cool. His partner in crime is showing another option of a faux-toupe. It's best for douchebags who are tired of all the izods, steroids, dog tags, etc. That little extra special that makes them douche.
# posted by : 11:54 AM
: 11:54 AM 
Holy fucking shit. How come this one isn't the Douche of the Year?? Seriously. This is unbelievable.
Tell me they're Russian!!
Tell me they're Russian!!
# posted by : 1:31 PM
: 1:31 PM
I daresay we have an early contender for HCwDotY. This is probably the funniest pic yet. Soc's hair plugs are just...just...wow.
The hair perversions on display in this photograph are almost as grotesque as the volume of grease on Soc.'s forehead. If his forehead were a 15-piece bucket from KFC he would be banned in NYC because of the trans fat.
Someone needs to check Soc into a hospital -- that amount of grease secretion cannot be healthy. It seems to be getting worse every photo.
I also have to say that you know Soc's follicle mis-hap is extraordinary when it draws attention away from Mugatu over there. What point is it trying to look hard when your entire dome is frosted? He looks like a pencil with a white eraser, which must by why he's telling us he's a No. 2.
I also have to say that you know Soc's follicle mis-hap is extraordinary when it draws attention away from Mugatu over there. What point is it trying to look hard when your entire dome is frosted? He looks like a pencil with a white eraser, which must by why he's telling us he's a No. 2.
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha oh man this is hilarious....are these guys fucking serious?
# posted by : 3:11 PM
: 3:11 PM
Anyone else think Blonde Douche looks like Will Ferrell. I bet he even goes around screaming unfunny lines that make dumb hot chicks laugh. It's been said before, but ya.... how much grease can these guys really excrete through their skin, especially Soc?
# posted by : 4:11 PM
: 4:11 PM
I agree with dick van douche, I was thinking this picture had an SNL vibe but I couldn't place why. Soc sorta looks like Chris Katan's mango as well.
# posted by : 5:48 PM
: 5:48 PM
how did he put on eye shade makeup on top of all that grease?
hottie looks like she's going to come out of Soc's metaphorical bowel movements soon enough, and by then she wouldn't be recognizable.
hottie looks like she's going to come out of Soc's metaphorical bowel movements soon enough, and by then she wouldn't be recognizable.
kind of a mystical realm - one can actually see their reflection in his forehead. He is a walking f'ing lighthouse.
and what's with the belt he grabbed outta his sister's closet?
and what's with the belt he grabbed outta his sister's closet?
# posted by : 8:01 AM
: 8:01 AM
i would also like to point out another erroneous activity occurring in this pic: "improper use of metal horns".
On the left: Vanilla Ice and Will Ferrell's lovechild
On the right: Dave Gahan from Depeche Mode does his Cher impression
On the right: Dave Gahan from Depeche Mode does his Cher impression
ICE ICE BABY that guy looks like vanilla ice where is some one to hang his ass by his heels off the top of a building!
# posted by : 8:39 PM
: 8:39 PM
'Bag in white shirt has my long lost shoe-shine buffer brush glued to his dome.
'Bag in black shirt is son of Chernobyl reconstruction technician.
Hott(?) in middle needs two more shooters and she's good to go.
'Bag in black shirt is son of Chernobyl reconstruction technician.
Hott(?) in middle needs two more shooters and she's good to go.
# posted by : 8:27 PM
: 8:27 PM
Is it just me, or does it look like the hott is trying to squeeze through them? Shouldn't be too hard with all the douche-lube coming off Soc.
# posted by : 1:32 AM
: 1:32 AM
Douche glues a shammy wax buffer to his head, loosens up his pirate shirt and hits the club with Franken-Douche Soulsucker. The complete and utter douchebaggery illustrated here is enough to warp space and time..ejecting humanity into a the crushing depths of a blackhole scrote..
Oh..and those plugs are just plain fucked up..Dude..take a month off THEN go back to the club for the forward-head-tilt shots..
Oh..and those plugs are just plain fucked up..Dude..take a month off THEN go back to the club for the forward-head-tilt shots..
Hes a peice of white bread hes a peice of white bread there is no way they will let her be the meat in the middle
# posted by : 6:00 PM
: 6:00 PM
Looks like Dieter from Sprokets and MuGaTu from Zoolander got together finally. Too bad the hottie got caught in the mix. Someone throw her a net or something....
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