Monday, March 19, 2007
Weasel Choad
Real hair?
Fake hair?
Wig?
Who gives a rat's ass. That could be chocolate pocky covering his head and I'd still kick him in the nads. The dude is essence of weasel choad. And as the Navajo know, essence of weasel choad is one of the rarest and most potent toxins of the plant kingdom.
Which is why I worry for Polka Hottie. It's not because I want to nuzzle her lower back horse/salt-lick style.
It's because I genuinely fear for her exposure to weasel choad.
Because I'm a humanitarian like that.
# posted by Douchebag1 @ 6:28 PM 
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His outfit screams I shop vintage stores so I must be cool.
He's giving us the eyebrow. That gives us an excuse to punch him in the scrote.
He's giving us the eyebrow. That gives us an excuse to punch him in the scrote.
# posted by 
: 7:49 PM
: 7:49 PM 
Damn this is one of the weirdest looking guys I've ever seen. He kinda looks like Adam Goldberg if Adam Goldberg were douched out and more than slightly retarded. If an ugly douched out taint can get a tasty morsel like that and I'm at home eating ho-hos and jerkin' it to some filthy internet porn, then something just ain't right with the world.
# posted by : 8:55 PM
: 8:55 PM
um...well it does appear to be an 80's themed party, im guessing. still not a good enough excuse for weaselly snipes to be rockin a mickey mouse tee. how can she love this man? how?!?
# posted by : 11:29 PM
: 11:29 PM
The combination of mickey mouse tee, flashy jesus bling, and gelled hair straight up makes me want to steal food from the hands of a mother with a starving child and throw it away in a nearby dumpster where she can see the atrocity. At least Mickey was a gentleman with Minnie mouse. You never saw him flashing the shocker while T-Grabbing her tit.
Looks like a douchey Apollo Ohno with an Olivia Newton-John impersonator. Lovely, just fecking lovely.
Hey isn't that Booger from Revenge of the Nerds? Wow it really is an 80's theme party
# posted by : 12:17 PM
: 12:17 PM
Is it my eyes or does hottie look like a more attractive version of Shelley Long?
And, if it's the 80's I have to think this guy is supposed to be SNL era Buster Poindexter.
And, if it's the 80's I have to think this guy is supposed to be SNL era Buster Poindexter.
this guy looks too dumb to resemble a weasel. a grown-up Mickey mouse who is resentful at having lost child star status? definitely.
the hottie (who is hot, let there be no doubt) looks a bit creepy though.
the hottie (who is hot, let there be no doubt) looks a bit creepy though.
That girl does it for me. I am pitching a huge demin tent in my pants for her.
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