HoS. Instantly.
 

Man, that Pentagram would make a great bullseye for a Remington 700.
 

This guy is actually a veteran douchebag. He's long out of school, but he's been douching so long he doesn't know what else there is to life. He's not even an accomplished douche. Much younger Socrates and DD run circles around him. That does not stop him though.

Douche on Xenu.
 

BMT said it. Just go ahead and put him in the HoS. The HoS was made for pics like this. There will be no voting. Lord Xenu is beyond our petty earthly votes.
 

Man, this guy really makes my thetans boil.
Note the hair under the putz goggles.

At some point he had a tie on...at what point did he think it would be cool to take it off and unbutton his shirt the whole way?

I'm overloaded here, furious....the girl just makes it worse with her taunting bleethed out glare.
I need to see more of this guy to believe it. Kind of like smelling rotten milk....just to make sure Xenu is really this f'in bagged out. Chase the douche dragon, if you will.....

-DuckDuckDouche
 

Why do scrotezoids like this even bother with the dress shirt/tie action? Like he just came from the office. "Xenu, get me the copies of the profit projections and meet me in the boardroom for the client meeting. And don't forget your alien glasses and nose rings this time."
 

I would certainly worship at The Altar of The Hottie. I believe the worship would start at her, no doubt, hot little toes all the way up to her bedroom eyes.

The scrote? Launch him into outer space where he belongs.

Indiana Douche and the Last Douchebag
 

This is an all new level. I didn't think it was possible, but he has gone through the douche event horizon into a wormhole and travelled back to Earth from 6 million years into the future. I can only pray that it was an alternate reality.
 

Looks like Xenu has a Doucheprentice lurking in the background, probably thinking he was in Xenu's league until he unbuttoned his shirt to reveal sacred scripture.


--Mountain Douche
 

Is this what elvis would have looked like had he still been alive
 

It always feels nice to take off the shirt and tie at a bar after a long day of working on the Penske file.

the alpha douche
 

Definitely a first-ballot hall of scroter. In the name of Randy Savage, how can she bear to touch this pustule?
 

This looks like some sort of mash-up of Lenny Kravitz and (insert WWE wrestler's name here) and Dennis the Worm Rodman. WTF? Seriously, what is going on here?

Have to say that I want to punch her for for encouraging this level of douchitude and/or failure to report an alien landing to Art Bell.
 

What the HELL is that thing oozeing or crawling or festering on his cheek. It looks like a slug or worm or a smear of bag juice from his greasey dome. She has to be some sort of Eastern Euro hottie. I'd like to Buda her Pest.
 

Ha.....ha ha.....what else can be said that hasn't already? Holy Hell. And i'm sorry, but it's another wide forehead. And ANY woman who would have photographic evidence existing of her being anywhere NEAR this pudpuller is beyond hope.
 

Oh. My. God.

As others have said, automatic induction into the HoS for this one.
 

I just discovered your blog. Amazing. Hilarious. Bookmarked.

It's a two in one: the Douchebags make me laugh, the hotties make me cry.
 

Alright, I've heard of this guy and I could be wrong but he might actually be the product of a Pamela/Tommy Lee coke induced fuckfest whose primary mission, as a temporal agent back from the year 2031, is to spread his seed across the Space/Time continuum.

If he succeeds then he will rule as Supreme Douche by the year 2056.

His hunger for Russian mail order brides has no limits and if permitted to go unfed will ravage all life as we know it. All shall learn the true meaning of collar evisceration.

He attracts his prey with a hypnotic blend of tribal and pagan tattoos. Once his protein vessel wanders into range he imprisons them within an impenetrable cocoon of bleached blond tendrils for easier access.

He is considered to be the BTA's (Bureau of Temporal Affairs) most dangerous Douche-Bag. If seen do not approach. Call your local Cyberdine affiliate and run. If you are a female maintain visual contact with his bleached-out hair tenticles and then run backwards in the opposite direction.
 

I'm back from earlier....glad to see this picture is getting it's due.

DB1, you're on to something with this guy....the blog gains popularity and BAG!! this hits.

Xenu is a 2 book deal and movie rights all wrapped into one greasy, puckered, shaved, pubed, flight goggled, primped and curled load that should have been shot into his mom's eye in the bukakke film he was conceived.

He may very well be your coup de gras...your thesis.


-DuckDuckDouche
 

My brain is trying to unhook itself from the Matrix. This cannot be real.


Douche McAllister
 

I just barfed and when the barf saw this picture it jumped back in my mouth, slithered down my throat and started wimpering. Damn you, DB1!
 

Just got home from a night of heavy drinking. Thought I'd check in and have a quick laugh before sinking into that sweet, black oblivion of drunken slumber . . .

BUT NO!

Instead I'm greeted and subsequently soul-stained by the image of Xenu. I have no choice now but to dig out that bottle of home-made passionfruit infused vodka (don't ask), mix it up with some X-Factor Gatorade & slug it down in one futile, choking attepmt to erase what I've seen here tonight.

Hall of Scrote internal memo #372:
Advise special handling protocols for highly infectious viral Douche specimen. Failure to execute protocols could conceivably destroy life as we know it.

Stale ass passionfruit vodka, Take Me Away . . .

please?
 

hey you! you missed that Order of the Solar Temple ritual! now leave the hottie to us!
 

I can't take it anymore....Xenu wins....take it down...at least put a new picture up...please

please

I now know the feeling a mother bear gets when separated from her young....I would go beserker, viking style, and conquer Xenu if he were placed in front of me
 

HoS

-TMK
 

Wow, Lenny Kravitz has really let himself go.
 

Jesus Tapdancing Christ this douche is horrible.
 

how was this abomination allowed to take his first breath? he should have been beheaded and burned when he slithered from his mother's womb.
seriously, what kind of job can this dude possibly have? what employer would look at this guy and say "Yes, yes I will hire you,"?
and, is that lipstick?
 

The only job this guy could have is as a club promoter for the 7th Ring of Hell.
 

HOWL
 

HAHAHAHAHAH. his name is Jay T. he is (was) a douchebag club promoter in Toronto. now he's opening a supper club called Tongue n Groove in Oakville Ontario. do some searches, you'll find it. opening night has Dave Navarro for no particular reason! douche.... bag... supreme.
 

do you guys know Milan?

just askin...
 

Battlefield Earth II: The Choadening
 

oh wow. i cant stop laughing/crying. this is close encounters of the third kind taken to a whole new level. i'm ashamed to be looking at this. my rentinas are burning.
 

DB1, this is an obvious candidate for HCwDBotY. This asshole makes Glinty look like Mom's Homemade Green Bean Casserole. Holy Living Fuck, just pry out my eyeballs with a blunt spoon.
 

Half of me wants to cry. The other half wants to use this douche as an inspiration to do something with my life!
 

the douchiest of bags yet!
 

Here's this fuck wad's Myspace http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=53201658


-TMK
 

Oh my god. That myspace page is unbelievable. Here's a quote:

"Who I'd like to meet:
People, who enjoy Life and Are Straight Up. I do not like fucking Games. Just Be REAL. I Love People Who Love Life and Love Pleasure and Much as I Do. No Bullshit. I do not like Gold Diggers and Fake Women. I see right through all your bullshit ladies."

"Just be REAL"? WTF? What an scrote!

Indiana Douche and the Last Douchebag
 

Even better than his MYSPACE page is his website. Howls of derisive laughter!
 

Worthy of note: His myspace profile says he's 30 years old... yet his "college thing" lists him as attending college from "1988 - 1992," which would mean that he's either actually 37 years old (and hence, a lying douche trying to "stay young") or he went to college when he was 11... You decide.
 

WOW...I think that is lipstick, I think the Mary KayDouche payed him a visit before that night. Somehow convinced him that his natural douchedness would be brought out beautifully with the pink or (as he was sold) Salmon colored lip gloss. And the douche master splattered his black seed all over this douche-rockets face.
 

WAIT - people think this chick's hot? She's just as douchetastic as he is. A match made in a fuckin dark alleyway...
 

The girl's a douche bag-ette too..so they make a perfect couple
 

Do note the badly blond bang UNDER the Vegas sunshades...
 

theres douchebags as far as the eye can see in this one, check out the guy in the background in all his douchery
 

This guy hit every stick, twig and leaf when he fell from the douche bag tree.
 

This scrote is one of the finest blue ribbon choads these untrained eyes have witnessed.
 

howls of laughter later i thought i'd recovered, but then saw the name of his club, 'tongue&groove'.. he would have done better to call it 'Foot & Mouth'
 

I believe he was trapped in a volcano and then shot through space in a space ship shaped like a 737.

L. Ron Hubbard wishes he was Jewish now.
 

Is the un-ties silk tie now the staple trait for DB's everywhere?
 

Disturbio go!-

Maybe I'm becoming psychic because...wait...I see a belly button ring in his future, and a binged out buttplug.
 

If Dennis Rodman and Joey Fatone had a kid, this would be it.
 

What the hell is that?
 

Chyna should never have given up the estrogen
 

Chyna should never have given up the estrogen shots.
 

wtf is SHE thinking????
 

hes got a cum target on his chest
 

Review found at clubplanet.com after doing a google:

"If you enjoy spending $16 on a martini or maybe feel like spending $8 on a beer then this Garage Unit is right up your alley. The patio is perfectly set up in the back to enjoy the grand view of garbage dumps and tractor trailers with several heaters that only work if you actually hump them. The music is mostly what your dad will play in the basement of his 1970's ol Idaho townhouse and the crowd seemlessly shops at Northern Reflections to Groove to the ever loud hits of the 90s.

Overall avoid this place at all costs. It's a waste of money. "
 

HE SHOULD WIN THE MR. DOUCHEVERSE CONTEST HANDS DOWN!!!
WTF? I DONT THINK I COULD KEEP A STRAIGHT FACE IF I SAW THIS SCROTE IN PUBLIC!!!
 

She's high on coke. That's the only way she'd be in a pic with this monstrosity of mankind.
 

if this guy isnt in a rock band and at least making a couple million a year, he should kill himself... in fact i wish i could go back 30years, No not kill his parents but i would rather give them 250 dollar to get an abortion
 

NACHO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 

Just look at that hematoma on that malignant biopsy next to Maya Rudolph.
 

WAT IS HE!!!!!!!
This is a sin against humanity
 

This chick is a prostitute and she is super gross, not hot at all... You can see her douchetastic myspace here:
http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=5186999

The real deal indeed, I'm sure...

She has a personal site too, or she did not too long ago at least, can't remember the address though. If you find it, you too can pay to be her next douche.
 

Is this chick the same one that is in the picture with "Yellowtail?"
 

question, what animal crapped on his head??!?
 

This pic doesn't count dude. That chick is a fuckin' ugly skank.
 

he looks like an emo elvis
 

cock slapped

-Douche Nukem
 

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Fair warning: you WILL throw up a little in your mouth
 

Na- AH!!!! this guy is just gross.
And it baffles me still that these are the same guys that would call me a fag, ha! ain't that a bitch.
 

His hair (blonde?) is in his damn glasses! How douchy is that? Tatoos have also turned from semi-cool to ultra douchey. I mean a star, a palm tree and some asian signs? Why not a Tatoo of Mr Miyagi and the Karate kid!

BTW I've just discovered this site in my douche search and it rocks! Keep it up!
 

*gasp* i have never in my entire life seen something that looks like this...

i have tats and thinking of ripping my skin off from seeing this... can he even see out of his right eye... i dont fucking get it

btw very new to site, i love it.