The halo o' douche. Perfect for stained glass windows and Easter services.
 

HEY PURPLE SHIRT....C'MON OVER HERE AND SIT ON MY...ER, LAP. YOU ARE A DELECTABLE PLATE OF SCRUMPTIOUSNESS. AND TELL THAT FREAKIN 'BAD TO CRANK OFF!!!!! THAT HAIR GETS ANY HIGHER AND HE'LL BE MISTAKEN FOR THE REPLACEMENT OF ONE OF THE TWIN TOWERS!!!!!
 

I thought this site was hotchickswithdouchebags.com. All I see are two hotties standing on either side of a cactus. Oh wait...that's not a cactus, that's a douchebag.
 

Ahh, the budding douchebag...

He doesn't have the fake tan, yet

He doesn't have the excessive bling yet

He doesn't have the headlock or hand gestures down yet

The only trick in this 'bag right now is the anime hair. In fact if he took care of that and buttoned up his shirt he may be indistinguishable from your run-of-the-mill lucky guy. He's even cracking half a smile. Yes, he is on the path to douchebaggery for sure, but he has only just begun.
 

Nice pert cleavite, slightly arched back,the hotness is strong in the brunette.I would beak out the secret stash of Hostess Cupcakes for her just to watch her gently savor their synthetic goodness, as she does not seem to be one with synthetics.The scrote reminds me of the spike balls in Monkey Ball,without the inherent fun.George is right, he is but a fledgling,but his potential for full baggery is high.
 

Excuse me for asking (slightly old guy alert!) but do real people really exit their real houses with their real hair appearing like this douche? I mean, this guy doesn't work at a theme park or haunted house or something, right? He actually made a conscious effort on 12/08/2006 to actually make his actual hair do that finger-in-the-light-socket sticking up thing? Right? I fear there is a joke here that I am not a party to. I really want to understand the mind of the douche but I can't get past the "hair."

How is that even accomplished? Does he hang upside down while blow drying? Is there hair spray or gel involved? Are there douches on this site willing to share some of their douche secrets?

I won't even go into the whole "what the hell are these girls thinking" angle of this silliness. But if said douche appeared at my door to date my daughter... it wouldn't happen. If he can do something that stupid to his hair, think of what he could do my daughter!

Someone please help out an almost-middle-aged non-douche understand this sub-sub-culture (such as it is). Thanks.
 

Poor Alderan and poor us for having to view this destruction.
 

Really now, just how does one get a Merrie Melodies/ACME exploding cigar to also pluck the eyebrows?
 

This guy's hair even trounces Purple Lips for pure douchebaggery. I didn't think it possible.
 

I have now given extra thought to the scale of scrote. It is one thing to pick out the right wife-beater, polish your bling and grease yp on your way out the door, but with this bag you know he spent an extraordinarily excessive amount of time working that 'do before setting out on his mission .He probably spent more time on his hair than the two yummies combined. This is not a measure of a man.It is the scale of the scrote.
 

"millions of follicles suddenly cried out"... DB1, that is the funniest thing I can remember you writing, and I've been here since almost the beginning.

I hope you're making some mulla off the expanded readership, ads etc. You have a voice, my douchey friend.
 

Funny website.

However, it only highlights how much of a loser and social misfit you are because even the douchebags you make fun of have hot girls. The website just reflects your self-hatred.

I recommend you direct your energy at improving yourself and being a better person than a fat, lazy, envious, and self-despising slob.
 

Improving yourself by putting down others is the American way...so previous anonymous I suggest you take your guzpacho and go back to mother Russia.
 

I envision all of the men who comment here as super hot. And by super hot I mean a Jonny Depp/Henry Rollins/Space Ghost kind of hot.

(that's my own personal opinion - a trifecta of hotness no?)
 

10:44, it's interesting you find this site funny and then critique everything this site is about. But your arguments are superb, I haven't heard logic like yours since I watched Jerry Springer. You know, me been envious of people on that show as well.
 

Nyet Comrade 10:44. This website reflects our hatred for douchebags and their uncanny ability to pose with, fondle and infect the hottest of hotties. Self hatred? "Я не имею никакой ненависти для меня непосредственно только для дураков "
 

One of the small joys of life is that 3:52s and 10:44s and the Blasky Bunch of douches never learn. A contradiction, perhaps? No. Sure, with the kind of "drive most of us dream of" many of these scrotes frequently achieve wealth or some other societally measurable form of "success", but, they remain essentially humorless douchebags; they truly lead the "lives of quiet desperation." I thank you, we thank you -if I may speak for others here- for constantly reminding us to look for the real beauty in life, not the plasticized replication, and to actually feel something, not to just repeat the "cool" phrase of the day.
And keep lobbing the big fat softballs at us; we thrive on it, it's like breakfast to us. Douche.
 

Ditto. You go dog. Git-r-dun. Drop it like it's hot.
 

I love how 10:44 AM makes physical appearance assumptions about someone he has never even seen. Oh yah 10:44? Well you are fatter! There that's better!

Go whine to your mom b!tch, none of us want to hear it. Work on your insecurities on your own time.

Douchehunter
 

Hey 10:44 you should become a detective because your powers of observation are uncanny. You mentioned that these douchebags that we make fun of appear with hot girls. Man I wonder if that's why this site is named hotchickswithdouchebags.com. Jackass!
 

10:44 could use the same Van der Graff generator treatment that this Yahoo Serious douchebag has undergone. Despite my obesity, self-hatred and general sloth, I love me some douchebag ripping!
 

10:44,

have you taken a look at the dude's hair? Seriously take a look. You are telling me you wouldn't crack a joke with your pals if he walked into the bar? Oh that's right, you are probably playing dungeons and dragons in your mom's basement.

Donald Douche
 

At least he will never need a sombrero.
 

Ok its not 2005, tuck in the shirt tails. Something tells me we are going to see this young douchebag in the next HCwDBoW. At least perhaps a berth in the junior's division.
 

I think he is really kinda hot... and the girls he is with are hot... so he is doing something right... oh yeah he is not sitting behind his computer and making fun of other people... he is actually getting laid... really? thats the definition of douche now... a guy that hangs out with hot girls... Therefore guys all over the world wanna be a douche! Thanks for the clarification.
 

getting laid is not the definition of douche...that hair is the definition of douche
 

Irene,

On what basis do you assume he got any farther with these women? People get their picture taken with Disney characters at Disneyland. Do you presume they later have sex with the characters? Because with the exception of Snow White, that would be creepy.

And why are you so certain that Alderan-melon is not also sitting behind a computer, being a colossal douche in that capacity as well? Stop trying to extrapolate his life and our lives from one photo and a few internet scribblings. It's just not sound logic. Case in point -- the fact we are conversant in Star Wars trivia signifies that we are an exceptionally well-rounded, intelligent and extremely hot group of individuals. Deal with it. Or as Jabba the Hut would say, "Mee waa hoo no cho Solo."
 

The platypus, the echidna and the douchsplosion are the only mammals that lay eggs.
 

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA thanks a lot Mistress Julie for your vote of confidence.

i can almost, for a moment, ignore the douchebag, who looks even more poseur-like than his hair. that is truly sad.
 

Good Lord, where are all these all these trolls coming from?
Sayeth Leadbelly: Goodnight,Irene. Goodnight Irene/Douchsplosion.
 

What is with some chicks? Why do they get all strung up over a website that mocks a dude with hair so goofy there is no way he is employable beyond McDonald's or your local Appleby's.

Then they go ahead and make wild assumptions about our lives as well as the one we are making fun of. No wonder most girls are lame and have no sense of humour. Irene is one of those I would classify under "good for only one thing...maybe (pending picture)"

Douchehunter
 

if one of them Gotti kids touched a live wire it would look like douchesplosion
 

Psst, Irene and 10:44...

No, no. Come a little closer. I have a secret to tell you that will blow your freakin' minds...

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IT'S CALLED HAVING A BIT OF FUN. You know, humor? Guys pick on each other all the time for fun, WTF makes you think they won't do it on the Internet?

Dumbasses.
 

Sometimes I wonder.
How can you look in the mirror and say to yourself: Hey! you look great tonight! And wink, while pointing at your reflection making that shooting sign, do that funny clicking noise with your mouth, and walk out the door.
 

i have a serious question to ask this person. do you actually think it looks good when you look in the mirror?????
 

hahahaha BEAU what a f'ckin loser!