Can someone please explain the collection of knick-knacks surrounding the ballet trophy in the background? (There's no way I'm going to look at the atrocity in the middle of the picture).

And what's the over/under on the amount of time it takes for one of the robe wearing beauties to show up, act insulted, tell us it was a toga party and that the guy in the middle is nicer, more talented and more ambitious than all of our sad community put together? I say, six hours.
 

That tattoo looks like he purposely shaved off his chest hair to create a weird pattern right above his left nipple. Not that he probably has that much chest hair to begin with.
 

Scrotsar is probably wearing a tutu under his toga. The nude on the wall looks like something they sell from the back of a truck near the exit ramp of a highway.

Would like to see more of the chick with the plastic flower in her hair.
 

Et tu Scrote?
 

That etch-a-sketch tat, I believe is RS, which in lower Scrotopia is the mark of a "Real Scrote". Notice how he attempts no hand gesture. No head butt. No boob grab. Just the glazed stare at the camera and a slight pout of the lip. A true Scrotopian if ever I saw one. HAIL SCROTSAR!




As for the dark haired comely Venus bookends, "EGO imbibo vestri decor per a diabolus lingua".
 

Man he's an ugly fucker, he must not have been around when Jesus was curing Leprosy...


Don Juan de la Douche
 

This picture elicits no rage from me...........on to the next!
 

now would be a really appropriate time for some Latin jokes, and also for me to figure out what Rip Van Wanker just said. unfortunately i was never a Latin type of person.

therefore i'll just rail about everything wrong with this pic, which is, pretty much, everything.
 

Damnit Count, I came here to say "Et tu, Scrotus?" Damn you.
 

sorry danny...what can I say I'm a douche
 

Scientists have monitored this strange phenomenon wherein hotties are lured into the bag's gravitational field, only to attempt to escape from his black hole of douchery. The closer they got to the DB, the more they realized that he was indeed not the guy who played Marc Antony on HBO's "Rome." Thus, before planting a full kiss on the douchebag's cheek, they try in vain to break free. Knowing they can't break free, the hotties will then "kiss" the specimen with their noses. The horrible part is that the DB, to express his dominance, will hold them in said pose for 3-5 seconds, while his equally baggy friend, or "accomplice," will pretend to focus the camera, thus ensnaring the hottie prey.
 

Back when i was in college and in a fraternity i was always the guy who showed up at these theme parties without the stupid theme costume. Because it is douchey.
 

This guy, douche or not is getting laid tonight...and you're not.