Oh my. Note the other camera at an even lower angle at the bottom. She's pretty classy.

At least the Lobster has the sense to touch something other than his own abs from time to time. I suppose that's a start. Though I wish it would end.
 

This prick is approaching Donkey Douche status.
 

Seriously what the f is going on here?

I am happy i have never been to this horid place
 

And whats up with ugly betty on the right?
 

ab lobster never fails to disappoint, does he? has he been voted into the HoS yet? he's pretty much everything that represents what is douche. the woman who is gladly giving him a handful of her ass, seems like she's probably done this before.

and i believe the girl in the right of the photo is none other than britney spears.
 

This just goes to show that just because you have six pack abs it doens't mean you actually get chicks. Let's break this down. 1) Cute blonde = shot girl, 2) cute brunette = random party chick (notice how she kind of shied away from him), and 3) Bent over ass hooker = bent over ass hooker. Ab Lobster is a new breed - Absolute Loner Geek Bag Who Thinks He's Cool Because he has A Six Pack and Douche Tags and Gotti brothers Hair.
 

Is the ugly with the stupid red earrings even WEARING a skirt? Maybe someone should tell her she's not 12 anymore, people get taller with age.
 

And he is wearing the same black shirt and white pants, i cant f*cking believe it...

- Otto G. von D.
 

Ok, seriously. Anyone else longing for the day when it was this asshole and HOT chicks in pictures? How in BOB has it managed to get worse with every passing picture?!
Ya know, now that i think about it, didn't that first girl in black from a few weeks ago look a bit chunky? Is this douchebag trolling Curves Conventions or something?
Barely any joking aside, he needs to be killed, just so I don't have to see the NEXT iteration of where these pictures are going (imagine the lobster and the girl with the red earrings BOTH pointing to their stomachs). DB1, can you take up some sort of collection for an assassin or something? Messier the better.
 

I think I see some cottage cheese on the ass of that chick to the right.
 

It would be a crime to not put the lobster in the HoS.
 

hmm i'm not sure if she's all that hot.

but yeah. Lobster. grrrrr!
 

I'm still waiting for Pumpy to beat the shit out of this guy. I think the quality of the women in his subsequent photos is due to all hot chicks coming to this site and realizing Cock Lobster is a grade-A douchebag. So now, he's forced to spank 40+ year old women and Ugly Betty.
 

It looks like he has no shirt on and is wearing an overcoat. Do you think he is a flasher?

- BAGwan Singh
 

So we saw the boob grab. Now the lobster is giving us the doggie butt grab. Let's see the vagina grab. That's all that's left, right? I'll leave it to the douches to raise that plateau.
 

Lobster looks creepy in the trenchcoat.
 

truly despicable. that's how i would describe those frosted tips, raised towards the sky.

truly despicable.
 

AL is clearly rocking the no shirt under the jacket look, which means he's ready for ab-pointing action. However, like most super-heroes, he apparently has one inexplicable weakness -- homely, bulky chicks with bad wardrobe instincts. It is a buffet of bad taste, and AL has his feedbag on.

Is there any possibility AL is a male stripper at a really disappointing bachelorette party? Just wondering.
 

It's obvious that walking behind a truck all day emptying barrels doesn't pay much since we are now seeing those white pants for the third fuckin time.

What really surprises me is that he appears to be giving a woman attention. Although she is a pig, the focus is not on himself.

I wonder if he is into fatties?
 

He was trying to point at his Lobster Abs, but her Ass got in the way.
 

I'm with bonnadouchey on this bag. HoS Committee members chime in. What think Greek and Doc?
 

bmt...
check my earlier comment. i had already asked if ab lob was voted in. i mean seriously, if this douche isn't part of the HoS, we have a problem. my vote is a resounding 'YES'.

additionally, has anyone done research to find out if the hoss to the right of the pic is, in fact, britney spears? she's been out in public much more these days.
 

HoS for sure. But not this picture, the one with the hottie in a black dress shirt and nothing else.
 

definitely a HoS inductee.
 

El Douchablo makes a great point. if ab lob is indeed inducted, his crowning picture has to be the one mentioned by El Douchablo.

pointing at your own abs. bottom line.....it's what started it all.
 

Hey, what happened to his hair? Must've ran out of gel or something. It is obvious that this man has serious psychological problems. He keeps thsi up and it's HCWD of the Year.
 

PLEASE use the original pic for the HoS. This one needs to be deleted, and then boil the hard drive in acid.
 

Are we able to include multiple pics for HoS inductees? There are multiple pics of Donkey Douche, Dung Beetle and others, I think it would be great to show them all. Can we post multiple pics under one posting?
 

His hair looks longer in this picture. Are those highlights or waxy build-up


_BAGwan Singh
 

i'm just disgusted by the fat chicks butt that's hanging out of her skirt on the bottom right corner. ::shutters::

~douchey douchey!
 

Wait a minute, folks. The one in the middle - with the tacky dress - take a close look; that's a dude!