The one on the right with the dumb facial expression, the pink hat, the popped collar and the unzipped fruity shirt just screams out douchbag. The one on the left exibits some baggy bling, a greasy hair/face combo and an even dumber expression. True scrotes at work.
 

Words can't express the pain I am feeling. I was really hoping we would never see these people again. PinkHat could be in the running for the most douched out attire ever. He doesn't conquer Donkey Douche's sleeveless tiger print silk shirt, but this choad is definitely up there.
 

They are much worse (douchier) heads on,
 

Once again we have the rare manifestation of the classic Double Diltino.
You've probably noticed.
 

Is that a shot in Pinky Tuscadaro's hand or is he a two fisted drinker? I hope someone had the sense to barf on Pinky's jacket.

Yeah close-up & head-on these two Bags look like a couple of mutts. The polish looking douche is shinny and looks like he has some cheap Bling, oh surprise, its dog tags.

The ladies are looking fine especially the bleeth wanabee next to Pinky.


Hey DB1, if your accepting nominations for DBwHCoW, Pinky Tuscadaro is worthy of consideration as a finalist.
 

wow bag on the (reader's) left already looks like he's starting to have a hangover. and of course there's that... hey is it possible to vomit pink substances? hmm...

but the hotties look as fuckable as before. this is good.
 

dear god, she has some beautiful eyes. i barely noticed the douchebags.
 

I think that being mentally retarded gives this guy an out. Poor little Corky Bag...
 

My eyes are burning from the intense douching in this picture.
No body likes these choads, not even the hot sluts next to them.
I'm appalled that pictures like this can be posted for public consumption. Damn you DB1 for your
blatant inconsiderate douche posting! For the love of all that is holy and douch-tastic, please kill me!
 

The cock swallower on the left looks like he is ready to hurl.
Back away quickly you succulent bitches! You are about to get a good douche drenching.
 

The DB on the left is probably some frat guy that couldnt get in the business school because of the math requirement. My guess is that he calls his mom every day since a DUI.
 

I THINK THE ONE IN THE PINK HAT IS SEXY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 

The one of the right is Adam Harrison. He is in Sig Ep at FSU.
 

and he has probably already fucked your mom, sister, and girlfriend. adam is tight
 

I doubt that, I don't even think he graduated high school. Isn't he 25 and still in college?
 

hmmmm....has everyone failed to mention his "carpe diem" tattoo that is backwards on his chest..... its always great to be able to read your tattoo when you are lusting over yourself in the mirror....
 

BRUNA!!! i love u.. thank god i live with u and i get to look at ur sexy ass all day!!! come next door.. i want u.. P.S. I banded u at the bar.. and OMG it was amazing!!
 

Sigma Phi Epsilon at Florida State University.

They got kicked off campus for hazing. I live in their old building now (we have apartment complexes). This was probably taken in my apartment
 

Sigma Phi Epsilon at Florida State University.

They got kicked off campus for hazing. I live in their old building now (we have apartment complexes). This was probably taken in my apartment
 

Sigma Phi Epsilon at Florida State University.

They got kicked off campus for hazing. I live in their old building now (we have apartment complexes). This was probably taken in my apartment
 

Geeeez Doucheness never seems to disappoint huh